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kFizzle · 06-07-2006, 07:49 AM

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You will be educated and informed by such topics as:

"How to optimize your sites for those 56k high speed connections".
"The PayPal shopping cart for Dummies".
"Tables: you don't really need them".
"16bit images, fantastic innovation or just a bandwith hog?"
"How to make the most of freehosts like Geocities and Tripod".

I also delve into more complicated subjects like .tv tlds, chat room spamming and distributing your content on floppy discs via the newsgroups.

This E-Book is gauranteed to triple your income in a matter of hours and is yours for the low price of $99.95.

I accept most forms of payment and you may contact me for purchasing information at: [email protected].

Thank you.

Forest · 06-07-2006, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by kFizzle

I accept most forms of payment and you may contact me for purchasing information at: [email protected].

Thank you.

ne0 · 06-07-2006, 07:52 AM

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You Have The "how To Post On Gfy" Too?

Web Lass · 06-07-2006, 07:53 AM

OG LennyT · 06-07-2006, 07:54 AM

Quote:

"How to make the most of freehosts like Geocities and Tripod".

hahahaha

FetishDollars · 06-07-2006, 07:58 AM

OMG!!! Can i buy publishing rights for Europe?

Tdog · 06-07-2006, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by kFizzle

"The PayPal shopping cart for Dummies".
"Tables: you don't really need them".
"16bit images, fantastic innovation or just a bandwith hog?"
"How to make the most of freehosts like Geocities and Tripod".

when did you write this e-book, in 1997 ???

NTSS · 06-07-2006, 08:05 AM

What about GFY contest and bot posting...or is this gonna be in volume 2?

kFizzle · 06-07-2006, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Tdog

when did you write this e-book, in 1997 ???

?????????????????????????

gooddomains · 06-07-2006, 08:08 AM

Can I order 10 copies of it ? Or better even 100, then I can make 100 times more money than before.

Tdog · 06-07-2006, 08:17 AM

Well last time I checked you cant use Paypal, Tripod or Geocities for any Adult related material.

Unless you know something that I dont.

Love Sex · 06-07-2006, 08:28 AM

can i get an autographed cd rom cover with my order

VicJay · 06-07-2006, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by FetishDollars

OMG!!! Can i buy publishing rights for Europe?

kFizzle · 06-07-2006, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tdog

Well last time I checked you cant use Paypal, Tripod or Geocities for any Adult related material.

Unless you know something that I dont.

I know alot of things that you don't apparently.

gimo33 · 06-07-2006, 08:35 AM

whoa! i thought i saw multiple post...
shit.. so sorry.. dunno what happened

gimo33 · 06-07-2006, 08:35 AM

L-Pink · 06-07-2006, 08:37 AM

I saw your mansion on "MTV Cribs" ... I too want to be fabulously wealthy, please expedite my order.

SgtStrider · 06-07-2006, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by SplitNeo

Omgwtfbbq!!! A Must Buy!!
You Have The "how To Post On Gfy" Too?

fucking scammer

Thomas1007 · 06-07-2006, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tdog

Well last time I checked you cant use Paypal, Tripod or Geocities for any Adult related material.

Unless you know something that I dont.

LMFAO

Manowar · 06-07-2006, 08:39 AM

this fake nick is funny

CaptainWolfy · 06-07-2006, 08:46 AM

lol this iz Great !

Ben_MN · 06-07-2006, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kFizzle

I also delve into more complicated subjects like .tv tlds, chat room spamming and distributing your content on floppy discs via the newsgroups.

Im lovin these threads!

Ben_MN · 06-07-2006, 08:53 AM

what about spamming boards with size 7 fonts, wasn't that one your pioneering marketing theories?

Tdog · 06-07-2006, 08:54 AM

kFizzle,, LOL. Got me !!!

jimthefiend · 06-07-2006, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Tdog

kFizzle,, LOL. Got me !!!

mmm hmmm

DaddyHalbucks · 06-07-2006, 01:17 PM

You forgot to add this re-assurance to your pitch:

"Your order will be will be processed by iBill."

CaptainHowdy · 06-07-2006, 01:23 PM

LOLOL

this industry made succeed the most stupid people of 'em all... it was a matter of good timing, uh?

OzMan · 06-07-2006, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Tdog

kFizzle,, LOL. Got me !!!

ding ding ding ding!

Matiz · 06-07-2006, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

You forgot to add this re-assurance to your pitch:

"Your order will be will be processed by iBill."

sweetgirl2006 · 06-07-2006, 03:45 PM

LOL

Barefootsies · 06-07-2006, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

You forgot to add this re-assurance to your pitch:

"Your order will be will be processed by iBill."

Damian_Maxcash · 06-07-2006, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tdog

Well last time I checked you cant use Paypal, Tripod or Geocities for any Adult related material.

Unless you know something that I dont.

I know we shouldnt mock the afflicted - but for fuck sake!!

They make it so damn ez.

Im just glad that I am not going to hold the "GFY's stupidest person award" for yet another year

gandalfuy · 06-07-2006, 11:41 PM

lol, u r funny.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-07-2006, 11:47 PM

JFK · 06-08-2006, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

You forgot to add this re-assurance to your pitch:

"Your order will be will be processed by iBill."

and the check, IS in the mail

The Ghost · 06-08-2006, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

this fake nick is funny

100% agreed

06-07-2006, 07:49 AM	#1
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