Newbies step inside:
 

I have just completed work on my new E-Book: "Everything you need to know about succeeding in the Adult Online Industry".

In it, I cover all the basics plus give you the tools you need to take any small web based endeavor to the next level.

You will be educated and informed by such topics as:

"How to optimize your sites for those 56k high speed connections".
"The PayPal shopping cart for Dummies".
"Tables: you don't really need them".
"16bit images, fantastic innovation or just a bandwith hog?"
"How to make the most of freehosts like Geocities and Tripod".


I also delve into more complicated subjects like .tv tlds, chat room spamming and distributing your content on floppy discs via the newsgroups.






This E-Book is gauranteed to triple your income in a matter of hours and is yours for the low price of $99.95.




I accept most forms of payment and you may contact me for purchasing information at: [email protected].


Thank you.

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Omgwtfbbq!!! A Must Buy!!
You Have The "how To Post On Gfy" Too?

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hahahaha

OMG!!! Can i buy publishing rights for Europe? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

when did you write this e-book, in 1997 ???

What about GFY contest and bot posting...or is this gonna be in volume 2?

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Can I order 10 copies of it ? Or better even 100, then I can make 100 times more money than before.

Well last time I checked you cant use Paypal, Tripod or Geocities for any Adult related material.

Unless you know something that I dont.

can i get an autographed cd rom cover with my order

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I know alot of things that you don't apparently. :eek7

whoa! i thought i saw multiple post...
shit.. so sorry.. dunno what happened :( :( :( :(

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I saw your mansion on "MTV Cribs" ... I too want to be fabulously wealthy, please expedite my order.

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fucking scammer :321GFY

LMFAO :1orglaugh :helpme

this fake nick is funny

lol this iz Great !:)

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what about spamming boards with size 7 fonts, wasn't that one your pioneering marketing theories?

kFizzle,, LOL. Got me !!!

mmm hmmm

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You forgot to add this re-assurance to your pitch:

"Your order will be will be processed by iBill."

LOLOL :1orglaugh this industry made succeed the most stupid people of 'em all... it was a matter of good timing, uh?

ding ding ding ding!

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LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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I know we shouldnt mock the afflicted - but for fuck sake!!

They make it so damn ez. :1orglaugh

Im just glad that I am not going to hold the "GFY's stupidest person award" for yet another year

lol, u r funny.

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and the check, IS in the mail :Graucho

100% agreed :1orglaugh