150...........

Just to let y'all smart asswipes out there know that i attached the link to this thread, in messages sent to some of the girls whose myspace links were posted here. Hopefully the "smart tactics" gets sent to all their friends so they don't fall for your bullshit schemes anymore. :winkwink:

anal hobbit for secretary of defence!

Happens in every bar in the country I'd say.. :)

Ahh great idea!!
:eek7
WTF??

Fan of the hobbit I guess?

I just met and FUCKED this girl last night and her friend's apartment..

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...did=418 05647

Yep.. Party.. And guess who was the VIP of the party?????

Me... YEP......... ME............

When was the last time you FUCKED something this good?

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...k33/mirror.jpg

Someone ring the Bell.. School is in.
YOu kids need to take notes..

The Anal Hobbit has spoken.

Bow to my power you pussy bitches.

YEP..

I fucked this babe......

http://myspace-098.vo.llnwd.net/0076...61029098_l.jpg

While you were at home watching Last Comedian Standing, I was getting sucked off by Grade A Ass....

My methods may be questionable, but Ive fucked some of the hottest women, and lots of it..

From getting Grade A Escorts-Hookers (I call em whores), to the young innocence of the Wanna be Paris Hilton babes on myspace, Ive been around the block with a shitload of ass.

FUCKING HATERS....

FUCK YOU ALL........ YOU WISH YOU WERE ME.. YOU WISH YOU HAD THE MENTAL FORTITUDE to come up with such brillance...

I am the Cerebral Assassin. The Excellence of Execution The best the ever was, there ever is and ever will be on GFY..

Bow to the Power.

Good humor, my fave fake nick atm :1orglaugh

Again.. What the FUCK are you talking about?

18, 19, 20 is NOT "underage".

Those girls are drunk sluts anyway, it's not like anal hibbit is corrupting teh girls or anything.

Exactly...

Some of these jackasses think its there job to protect the meat..

Uhhhh I mean whores.

hehe awesome! :)

Thread still open?

Sig spot!

Anal Hobbit is my hero! and i'm taking notes!

you really should write a book on this shiat.

those babes are hot

Read this CNN Article that was just posted TODAY on cnn.com on the FRONT PAGE..

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/06/09/mys....ap/index.html


Tell me again how you dont think this story is true...

Dumb bitches are all over myspace that are VERY VERY VERY EASY TO FUCK..

You get mad at me for telling you all this, but look for yourself, if you wont listen to me, listen to CNN..

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/06/09/mys....ap/index.html

I think I will fuck this babe again next week!

as a 20 yr old girl off myspace, i feel obliged to commment.

i just dont know what to say! i cant believe girls actually nail random guys off myspace, lol. ive met lots of girls to party with, and hung out with guys, but no hook ups. its true though, its a gold mine, and if a chick sees ur friends list is made up of gorgeous youngins, then she will wonder what shes missing out on... sad but true.

hmm it says shes in a relationship, and ur no where to be seen on her comment list?

everything you read on the internet is true.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
you are the most amusing person on GFY ever.

hmmm...got pics?...need proof ya know...not that im a hater or anything...:)

:1orglaugh

it's amazing the subtle and not so subtle clues that went completely ignored in this thread.

brilliant as always anal hobbit. Kudos:thumbsup :thumbsup

Hey dumbass... You dont see me there?? WTF????

You think I use a name like "Anal Hobbit" on myspace when I talk to these whores??????

Are you that damn stupid???

What girl in the right mind would like a name like Anal Hobbit.

Didnt think I would need to spell it out for you kids, but when playing on myspace looking for ass, dont use stupid GFY hadle names like Anal Hobbit or Sleazy Dream or Juicy D Links, or Boneprone when going after these bitches..

Use a regular ole name.. Post like a normal guy..

Work it in there and then work it in to have a party and you wanna help set it up for her and her friends.

Jesus.. I showed you all where to play the game, now you need me to teach you how??

No wonder you never get laid.

Fucking nerds.

Yes... Im a deep read..

Only the smarts pick up on things around here..

Not too many of them around..

Impressed......

thankyou for that response!

Anal Hobbit has been featured on Dateline NBC like 40 times as a predator stalking the Internet. :)

An interesting way to take it up a notch would be to get the ladies from myspace to do the gas siphoning, line up the free hookers and also bring you free food from Internext.

Have them do this while you sleep.

Now you don't even have to leave your house.

So how come she's in California and you are in NJ? Where exactly was the party?

I have notified myspace about this thread and also "chandra", the girl anal hobbit "fucked".

what's your myspace accnt?

isn't that called contributing to the delinquency of a minor? lol

i might as well grab a sic stop too.


i bed Anal Hobit doesnt get any ass. most people that talk that shit got nothing to back it up.

i agree...need more proof...before i believe

lollllllllllllll

the thread is tough. you guys are so angry here. i don't like it

lol that was a good read

marked for hilarity

*yawn*

Was this supposed to impress people? Supposed to save all men from nights spent alone with their hands, some lube and a few dvd's?

This is so old-school...Pulling pussy off the internet? I started doing that around 89. Did you just discover the internet?

Big deal you used myspace. You don't think guys have been boning girls online way before that? Lavalife, date.com, chatlines, IRC, you name it.I pulled so much ass of of lavalife back in the day that I had to actually start taking notes to remember who was who and what their profile was all about.

While not all of them were as fine as the girl he posted, there were more than my fair share of hotties.

I didn't have to get them drunk or high. I was just honest and told them exactly what I was looking for right from the beginning. I'd had them coming right to my house, after only a few emails and a couple hours on msn.

Game? You are an amateur. It's like you just started the sport and suddenly you want to tell everyone that you managed to get laid.

Chump.

hehe at first I was like WTF? They would give you money for alcohol? But then I remembered that the lega drinking age in the States is 21, not 18 like over here

Spot on. I'm surprised at the response this guy is getting. Only in America are the drinking laws 21. And I'm sure y'all started drinking way before then.
Meeting girls for sex off the net is nothing new.
I think it's far more immoral getting these young girls to fuck/gang bang/golden shower/dildos etc on camera than meeting them to party.
So long as you use protection what's the problem.
These girls that do hardcore porn I'd imagine 80%+ will regret it a few years down the line. By then it will be too late and haunt them for the rest of their lives.
If your in this industry I don't think you have the right to question his morals.
:2 cents:

I love it up the ass

Are you saying you are the true anal hobbit?

I think your comedy! And i have hooked up with girls on myspace. i didn't have to buy them alcohol though... but it is a great site for meeting hot chicks for sure! :thumbsup now i have to go check my GF's friends list to make sure you're not on it! lol