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Phoenix 06-06-2006 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
Are you married??? Wtf.

Did you meet her at some conspiracy meeting or what?

suck a dick

:)

seeric 06-06-2006 11:55 AM

i fucking dying laughing over here.

he's right about myspace, but wrong on the method. man, you're gonna be on a dateline episode soon.

LOL

i know its a joke, but its funny to think some dumbass is actually gonna read this and do it and go to jail.

ROFL

SweetJeanette 06-06-2006 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone
Yep.. Im with you MeNiceGirl...

This hobbit guy is a few strokes away from being in jail.. Ive said it before and Ill say it again. He makes me sick.. He really does..

Also myspace is a great place.. DOnt let hobbit make it look otherwise..

Hey MeNiceGirl, you have myspace??

Add me.. Would love to talk to you.. Buy you a drink sometime at a show.

http://www.myspace.com.boneprone

LOL. you are 21 though right? :1orglaugh

Hehe...I don't have a myspace...Lol and I am 21, but I am taken so no drinks. Lol...that doesn't mean we can't be friends though. :)

pornstar2pac 06-06-2006 11:58 AM

lol, great thread!


anal hobbit, who do you pick to win in the NBA finals.


give me a lock

Anal Hobbit 06-06-2006 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornstar2pac
lol, great thread!


anal hobbit, who do you pick to win in the NBA finals.


give me a lock


I really like the Heat..

Its a pick, but not a lock.

CaptainHowdy 06-06-2006 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
If anyone lives back east, here is a good one.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndID=217 3625

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2...ved/rockin.jpg

SHE WOULD GO OUT OF HER WAY TO SHOW YOU HOW HARD SHE IS.

Can you say "GOLD MINE"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh !!

Anal Hobbit 06-06-2006 12:08 PM

Im serious.. This is the quality pussy you can fuck on myspace if you work it and get them fucked up.

SweetJeanette 06-06-2006 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
I dont work in the adult biz... Never have never will.

I only found gfy because myself and my uncle Diabetic rage came here for technical support for an overbilling issue someone in YOUR indsutry did to our family..

GFy helped me resolve that issue. I later tried to launch a program called Jesus Cash with the help of some webmasted from the Portland Webamster show. It never took off, and then LENSMAN, that MOTHER FUCKER hijacked my domain.. Hence.. www.jesuscash.com

Ever since then Ive been a part of GFY. Giving tips here. Hangin here.

I may not be in the industry, but Im well respected and loved here at GFY.

I am the Anal Hobbit.

Ok, so ya don't work in the biz...that's cool. Whatever....the point is you're purposely getting underaged girls to fuck you by getting them drunk! Now, let's think about this a second...I mean really think about it.....
You don't see ANYTHING wrong with that? Not a single thing?
Your getting UNDERAGED girls DRUNK so that you can take ADVANTAGE of them sexually when they aren't in their right state of mind. Purposely!
Yeah, ok, you're right, what I'm doing is MUCH worse...I come in to work everyday 9-6, helping webmasters find what they need, handling webmaster support and trying to make a living anyway I can....you however are being completely selfish with a total lack of any ethics or integrety, simply to get pussy cuz you don't know how to get a woman to actually want you without getting her wasted.
You're sooo right, sorry I ever said anything. Where were my manners? Lol

Anal Hobbit 06-06-2006 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeNiceGirl
Ok, so ya don't work in the biz...that's cool. Whatever....the point is you're purposely getting underaged girls to fuck you by getting them drunk! Now, let's think about this a second...I mean really think about it.....
You don't see ANYTHING wrong with that? Not a single thing?
Your getting UNDERAGED girls DRUNK so that you can take ADVANTAGE of them sexually when they aren't in their right state of mind. Purposely!
Yeah, ok, you're right, what I'm doing is MUCH worse...I come in to work everyday 9-6, helping webmasters find what they need, handling webmaster support and trying to make a living anyway I can....you however are being completely selfish with a total lack of any ethics or integrety, simply to get pussy cuz you don't know how to get a woman to actually want you without getting her wasted.
You're sooo right, sorry I ever said anything. Where were my manners? Lol


I dont take advantage with them at all. I dont even push myself on them..

90% of these girls when they fuck me, straddle me and ride me with them on top.

Im not doing anything.. Just laying there. Im not the aggressor here.

Im just at the right place at the right time..

Something, yeah I created.

twinkley 06-06-2006 12:13 PM

Hey Jackass ... I mean Asshole ... I mean ... well, whatevertheFUCK you wanna be called ...

I'm a woman. Not like yer $1.99 blowup doll in the closet. Not a "faggot" or a "real man" ... tho i cant really use any of those terms for you either, as that would be an insult to women, real men, blowup dolls and faggots.

Ya know ... as I was originally reading this thread, the only thing that kept running through my mind is the asshole DHS guy they busted for picking up underaged people on myspace ...

i hope they are watching you asshole ... i really hope they are.

twinkley

SweetJeanette 06-06-2006 12:13 PM

Don't get me wrong by saying underaged, I only meant underaged for drinking....I don't want to make you sound like a pedphile or something...Lol Hahahahahahahaha!

Anal Hobbit 06-06-2006 12:13 PM

And FYI, not all the girls I fuck using this tactic are drunk....

Never said that.

The mere fact of meeting them in a party environment, drunk or not is a formula for some hooking up.

These young gals are easy, drunk or sober in Party environments.

They stand no chance.

stev0 06-06-2006 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
Open a myspace account..

Add a few hotties.. Add their friends..

But make sure they are all under 21.. Should be pretty easy. This place is full of people this age.. All wanting to act hot and sexy.

Here is the tip.
Talk to them. Offer to buy them Alcohol.....

You would be amazed and shocked how many of these gals take you up on the offer..

Next thing you know, you are fucking some grade A quality ass... And partying with them, and fucking their friends too.

I can't tell if this post is a joke or if you're seriously that kind of creeper... lol

Anal Hobbit 06-06-2006 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twinkley
Hey Jackass ... I mean Asshole ... I mean ... well, whatevertheFUCK you wanna be called ...

I'm a woman. Not like yer $1.99 blowup doll in the closet. Not a "faggot" or a "real man" ... tho i cant really use any of those terms for you either, as that would be an insult to women, real men, blowup dolls and faggots.

Ya know ... as I was originally reading this thread, the only thing that kept running through my mind is the asshole DHS guy they busted for picking up underaged people on myspace ...

i hope they are watching you asshole ... i really hope they are.

twinkley

The gals i fuck are not underage by anymeans.. Im not a pervert as you are accusing me of, or a sexual preditior you see on tv..

These girls are all of age of consenting sex..

They party..

I help them party..

I fuck them.. Several per week.

The avarage GFY webmaster never gets any ass.

Sue me for giving these nerds a tip or two to enjoy themselves.

Anal Hobbit 06-06-2006 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stev0
I can't tell if this post is a joke or if you're seriously that kind of creeper... lol

A joke??

Thats the problem with you nerds... You take something serious like tip to get laid that is full proof, and you think its a joke.

No wonder you never get laid..

Nerd.

Everything a joke to you?

fuzebox 06-06-2006 12:18 PM

Sucks that you americans are so uptight about these things...

"underage drinking" :1orglaugh

18-19 is more than old enough, and is the legal age in almost every other country in the world.

stev0 06-06-2006 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
A joke??

Thats the problem with you nerds... You take something serious like tip to get laid that is full proof, and you think its a joke.

No wonder you never get laid..

Nerd.

Everything a joke to you?

I "get laid" alot more than 1-3 times a week buddy, lol... and I'm not desperate so I don't have to take advantage of drunk internet girls on myspace to do so. :1orglaugh

SweetJeanette 06-06-2006 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
I dont take advantage with them at all. I dont even push myself on them..

90% of these girls when they fuck me, straddle me and ride me with them on top.

Im not doing anything.. Just laying there. Im not the aggressor here.

Im just at the right place at the right time..

Something, yeah I created.

You don't think getting them drunk TO have sex with them is taking advantage of them?
Would these women really want you with out the alcohol? NO!!!
That's why you made it a point to let everyone here know that it wouldn't really work as well if ya don't get em plastered....So, by evidence of what you've already said, this above statment is a load of BS...

Oh and what about the other 10% of these girls....slip something in da drink?

PaulB IYP 06-06-2006 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
I really like the Heat..

Its a pick, but not a lock.

What about the NHL finals Hobbit?

Anal Hobbit 06-06-2006 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeNiceGirl
Oh and what about the other 10% of these girls....slip something in da drink?


No.. Hell no.. My friend Son Of Rage already did that and he went to jail...(GFY POST 3 years ago)

I am not a rapist....

I am not the first guy to have sex with women who have had a few drinks.

Why do you make me out to be a criminal??

Are you jealous or something?? I cant figure you out..

Anal Hobbit 06-06-2006 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by platinumfeedspaul
What about the NHL finals Hobbit?


Im not good with hockey.. No edge there my man.

Anal Hobbit 06-06-2006 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stev0
I "get laid" alot more than 1-3 times a week buddy, lol... and I'm not desperate so I don't have to take advantage of drunk internet girls on myspace to do so. :1orglaugh

Youve never had sex with a gal after going out for a few drinks??

Fucking hypocrites here at GFY..

Nerds.. Haters..

whats with you all?

I thought you were men. You work in porn, yet oh so fucking gay.

SweetJeanette 06-06-2006 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox
Sucks that you americans are so uptight about these things...

"underage drinking" :1orglaugh

18-19 is more than old enough, and is the legal age in almost every other country in the world.

Well, yah, you do have a point. I was drinking at that age too, I'm really only using it as MORE evidence against him. The real issue here is he comes on here pretending to be some sort of pimp when his big "secret" is getting chicks drunk to fuck em. That's fucked up no matter what age they are. That's really what got me going...all the other stuff, though it makes sence, really isn't AS important as the simple fact.
Plus, it really doesn't help his name. He could go after the one's his age and get them drunk, that would not have stopped me from commenting, but it's the fact that he can't get pussy with out these chicks being loaded. Pimp? I think not.

stev0 06-06-2006 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
Youve never had sex with a gal after going out for a few drinks??

Fucking hypocrites here at GFY..

Nerds.. Haters..

whats with you all?

I thought you were men. You work in porn, yet oh so fucking gay.

After going out for a few drinks with a girl is different... luring girls with liquor via the internet is creepy. How old are you anyways? Like 30 and still chasing after 18 year old girls online and writing tips on how to scam free shit at internet conventions..? Sounds like you're a class act.

SweetJeanette 06-06-2006 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
No.. Hell no.. My friend Son Of Rage already did that and he went to jail...(GFY POST 3 years ago)

I am not a rapist....

I am not the first guy to have sex with women who have had a few drinks.

Why do you make me out to be a criminal??

Are you jealous or something?? I cant figure you out..

Hahaha, for a funny little boy Anal! Jealous? Hahaha...that's the only thing you can come up with? That I'm jealous? No, fact is I've been hurt a lot myself, from guys thinking just like you. And seen a lot of my friends go through the same thing....You think it's a fucking game, and it's not. These are real people with real feelings just like you, and you're hurting them for your own pleasure. And here you claim to be a man.

L-Pink 06-06-2006 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
Hey I dont know if she is real or not.. Im using her as an example..

What is real is the soreness from my cock from fucking all night..


Rest my fucking case! :321GFY

stev0 06-06-2006 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeNiceGirl
Hahaha, for a funny little boy Anal! Jealous? Hahaha...that's the only thing you can come up with? That I'm jealous? No, fact is I've been hurt a lot myself, from guys thinking just like you. And seen a lot of my friends go through the same thing....You think it's a fucking game, and it's not. These are real people with real feelings just like you, and you're hurting them for your own pleasure. And here you claim to be a man.

I wouldn't take this guy too seriously... look at the other posts in his sig, i think he's either just a long term gfy troll or another lonlely nerd trying to invent an online persona by making posts like this.

supermann 06-06-2006 12:34 PM

I'm from Canada. 18 and over is legal.

Anal Hobbit 06-06-2006 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stev0
After going out for a few drinks with a girl is different... luring girls with liquor via the internet is creepy. How old are you anyways? Like 30 and still chasing after 18 year old girls online and writing tips on how to scam free shit at internet conventions..? Sounds like you're a class act.


These are called tips.....

And they are appreciated by the masses dispite what you think.

That tip for internext was very good. Do you realize how expensive things were that last internext??

Saving the webmaster money for that show, along with giving tips to help people is what Im all about.

You are just a hater.

A fucking hater........ Get a life jackass.... No one likes you.

Anal Hobbit 06-06-2006 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeNiceGirl
Hahaha, for a funny little boy Anal! Jealous? Hahaha...that's the only thing you can come up with? That I'm jealous? No, fact is I've been hurt a lot myself, from guys thinking just like you. And seen a lot of my friends go through the same thing....You think it's a fucking game, and it's not. These are real people with real feelings just like you, and you're hurting them for your own pleasure. And here you claim to be a man.


Ahh, so you are validating that this tactic works then ehhh??

In your face to all the disbelievers in this thread who say this is bullshit and doesnt work..

Thanks Jannette for validating my tip.

stev0 06-06-2006 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
These are called tips.....

And they are appreciated by the masses dispite what you think.

That tip for internext was very good. Do you realize how expensive things were that last internext??

Saving the webmaster money for that show, along with giving tips to help people is what Im all about.

You are just a hater.

A fucking hater........ Get a life jackass.... No one likes you.

haha, oh man... time to move out of your parents basement dude. Get a decent job and maybe you'll be able to afford more than the free bread, and you wont have to worry about ripping off xbox games from bestbuy anymore.

You're pathetic....

Anal Hobbit 06-06-2006 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stev0
I wouldn't take this guy too seriously... look at the other posts in his sig, i think he's either just a long term gfy troll or another lonlely nerd trying to invent an online persona by making posts like this.


Wrong again..

My tips are very real.. You think this shit is fake?? Dipshit.....

You are the real nerd here. Dont like it, then leave... Better yet, Go Fuck Your Self..

My tips are a public service..

A public service for real men.

Ones with Balls.. When Im not wanted here Ill go..

Untill then, you go.....

I havent been banned...... I havent been asked to leave..

If I ever am kicked out, Ill sue that Mother Fucker Lensman for stealing my program and domain..... jesuscash....

He knows what im talking about.

Little people not in the know, shut your trap. Im bigger than you think.

Im the Anal Hobbit.

Nom_is 06-06-2006 12:42 PM

I'm sorry, but this is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read.

stev0 06-06-2006 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nom_is
I'm sorry, but this is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read.

Read the other threads in his sig, good for a laugh :2 cents: :1orglaugh

A-Bomb 06-06-2006 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
My space is a fucking gold mine I tell ya.

So many sluts..

All young and wanting to act old...

You can so easily impressess these whores.. So easy....

I swear Ive been working em for a few months now... With little effort, and Im fucking some great teen ass..

Drunk, but fine..

And their friends too.

Thanks for letting the cat out of the bag. I've been pulling trim from all over myspace for well over a year. It is a gold mine of booty. Myspace newbies are easy to snag (a.k.a. new chicken). Experienced ones are tougher targets as they know the scams (a.k.a. old chicken)

I personally fish new chicken with a set certain of techniques just to keep the numbers up in the pipe and meet my monthly goals, but the real game is with the old chicken... guys send form email spam all the time, but if you can crack some old chicken with a form email spam, then you have some copy writting skills.

Oh, and any older divorced woman on myspace is in the the same as new chicken as far as ease to put into your system or program you run (I run a 3 week program).

This one gives me a 1:4 response conversion. Everyone try it and see if it works:

Quote:

Subject: Hey [myspace name]
Message:
I don't normally "troll" Myspace trying to meet women (believe it or not I can actually do that in real life and God knows you get a ton of messages like this from absolutely annoying strangers), but I was browsing for a friend and your profile pic caught my eye. I must say, you are a beautiful an interesting woman. Just had to say it (live so so have no regrets, right?) LOL

If you find me interesting, add me as a friend. Take care and thanks!

A
And that's about all I have to say about that. :pimp

Young 06-06-2006 12:48 PM

hahahhahaha too funny how crazy people get whenever the Anal Hobbit posts.

fucking noobs.

SweetJeanette 06-06-2006 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
Ahh, so you are validating that this tactic works then ehhh??

In your face to all the disbelievers in this thread who say this is bullshit and doesnt work..

Thanks Jannette for validating my tip.

OMG! You're such a sick bastard! Not to mention quite slow! Did I ever say it didn't work? In fact, did ANYONE here say it didn't work? NO! What I am saying, if you'd bother to listen, is what you're doing is really fucked up! You actually have to be one the most selfish guys I'v ever seen...ever! I can only imagine how proud that makes you, seeing as how you don't give a shit about anything! I just really hope you learn your lesson buddy, cuz you're gunna be in a whole mess of shit someday!

strobi 06-06-2006 12:49 PM

I'm with anal hobbit on this one. Nothing wrong with picking up 18-20 year old girls and having a blast. As if nobody on this board does it... If I want to have a good time, I would take a 18 year old hottie over a 26 year old "woman" anytime! Bring the booze!

Young 06-06-2006 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A-Bomb
Thanks for letting the cat out of the bag. I've been pulling trim from all over myspace for well over a year. It is a gold mine of booty. Myspace newbies are easy to snag (a.k.a. new chicken). Experienced ones are tougher targets as they know the scams (a.k.a. old chicken)

I personally fish new chicken with a set certain of techniques just to keep the numbers up in the pipe and meet my monthly goals, but the real game is with the old chicken... guys send form email spam all the time, but if you can crack some old chicken with a form email spam, then you have some copy writting skills.

Oh, and any older divorced woman on myspace is in the the same as new chicken as far as ease to put into your system or program you run (I run a 3 week program).

This one gives me a 1:4 response conversion. Everyone try it and see if it works:



And that's about all I have to say about that. :pimp

The moment you used the word "Troll" in talking to someone on MySpace you probaly lost them. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Only internet Dweebs and Forum Jockeys use the word Troll......:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Young 06-06-2006 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeNiceGirl
OMG! You're such a sick bastard! Not to mention quite slow! Did I ever say it didn't work? In fact, did ANYONE here say it didn't work? NO! What I am saying, if you'd bother to listen, is what you're doing is really fucked up! You actually have to be one the most selfish guys I'v ever seen...ever! I can only imagine how proud that makes you, seeing as how you don't give a shit about anything! I just really hope you learn your lesson buddy, cuz you're gunna be in a whole mess of shit someday!

you are getting excited over a fake nick.

PaulB IYP 06-06-2006 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A-Bomb
Thanks for letting the cat out of the bag. I've been pulling trim from all over myspace for well over a year. It is a gold mine of booty. Myspace newbies are easy to snag (a.k.a. new chicken). Experienced ones are tougher targets as they know the scams (a.k.a. old chicken)

I personally fish new chicken with a set certain of techniques just to keep the numbers up in the pipe and meet my monthly goals, but the real game is with the old chicken... guys send form email spam all the time, but if you can crack some old chicken with a form email spam, then you have some copy writting skills.

Oh, and any older divorced woman on myspace is in the the same as new chicken as far as ease to put into your system or program you run (I run a 3 week program).

This one gives me a 1:4 response conversion. Everyone try it and see if it works:



And that's about all I have to say about that. :pimp

that is one hell of a sweet message
very similar to what I write....lol:thumbsup

btw...all hail my boy the Hobbit:thumbsup

woj 06-06-2006 12:55 PM

heh, another great tip :thumbsup

A-Bomb 06-06-2006 01:03 PM

BTW, my age range is 25-40.

Anal Hobbit 06-06-2006 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeNiceGirl
OMG! You're such a sick bastard! Not to mention quite slow! Did I ever say it didn't work? In fact, did ANYONE here say it didn't work? NO! What I am saying, if you'd bother to listen, is what you're doing is really fucked up! You actually have to be one the most selfish guys I'v ever seen...ever! I can only imagine how proud that makes you, seeing as how you don't give a shit about anything! I just really hope you learn your lesson buddy, cuz you're gunna be in a whole mess of shit someday!

Hear that guys.. This coming from a girl..

IT DOES WORK!!! THIS TACTIC WORKS..

SO much so that it worries her..

Now get on out there guys and go get ya some grade A quality pussy..

Let me know how it works..

Thanks everyone.

Anal Hobbit 06-06-2006 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by strobi
I'm with anal hobbit on this one. Nothing wrong with picking up 18-20 year old girls and having a blast. As if nobody on this board does it... If I want to have a good time, I would take a 18 year old hottie over a 26 year old "woman" anytime! Bring the booze!

Amen brother.

Anal Hobbit 06-06-2006 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young
you are getting excited over a fake nick.

Im suprised you havent been banned yet.

Whats your deal man???????

why you always playing the smart man around these parts.

Go elsewhere.

fuzebox 06-06-2006 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeNiceGirl
You don't think getting them drunk TO have sex with them is taking advantage of them?

Why do you think clubs exist? You're talking about a multi trillion dollar industry!

QuaWee 06-06-2006 01:22 PM

The thing is many of those girls lie about their age

Twisted Dave 06-06-2006 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
Open a myspace account..

Add a few hotties.. Add their friends..

But make sure they are all under 21.. Should be pretty easy. This place is full of people this age.. All wanting to act hot and sexy.

Here is the tip.
Talk to them. Offer to buy them Alcohol.....

You would be amazed and shocked how many of these gals take you up on the offer..

Next thing you know, you are fucking some grade A quality ass... And partying with them, and fucking their friends too.


Yep. Works :D

Theo 06-06-2006 01:30 PM

Anal Hobbit, I'm reporting back my progress

I requested authorization from 30 online hot girls. 21 authorized and I msg them. Out of 21 girls, the 13 replied back. After few messages I ended up talking with 5. Already arranged 2 dates and still have possibility for the rest 3 (not extremely high though)


thanks!!


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