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Old 06-05-2006, 07:49 PM   #1
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The best ways to impress a girl????????

So what are your favorite chat up lines or actions you take...

how do you impress a girl you like...do you flash cash....
shwo off, show how good a listener you are or what....

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Old 06-05-2006, 07:50 PM   #2
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Old 06-05-2006, 07:51 PM   #3
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Old 06-05-2006, 07:52 PM   #4
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Listen to her for a while at a nice dinner over some candle light and soft music, then excuse yourself to the restroom and when you stand up have a banana bulging through your pants and drop a bottle of Ready Lube next to her!

Just be careful, you might get whiplash from her pulling you out to the car to get home as fast as possible!

Best of luck!
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Old 06-05-2006, 07:52 PM   #5
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Old 06-05-2006, 07:54 PM   #6
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Kindness.....

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where does one set the line of kindness....ladies abuse kindness
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Old 06-05-2006, 08:10 PM   #7
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Having a very large penis has always worked for me !


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Old 06-05-2006, 08:53 PM   #8
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Old 06-05-2006, 09:11 PM   #9
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Old 06-05-2006, 09:11 PM   #10
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Old 06-05-2006, 09:17 PM   #11
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Listen to her for a while at a nice dinner over some candle light and soft music, then excuse yourself to the restroom and when you stand up have a banana bulging through your pants and drop a bottle of Ready Lube next to her!

Just be careful, you might get whiplash from her pulling you out to the car to get home as fast as possible!

Best of luck!


I prefer the rufi-colada approach!
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Old 06-05-2006, 09:29 PM   #12
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I prefer the rufi-colada approach!
AHhahaha I guess that's always an option for some

You'll still need some Ready Lube though
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Old 06-05-2006, 09:30 PM   #13
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Differently a big big turn on!!!
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Old 06-05-2006, 09:32 PM   #14
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I got lost on how picking up chicks is relevant to "GFY". hahahah
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Old 06-05-2006, 09:35 PM   #15
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I got lost on how picking up chicks is relevant to "GFY". hahahah

huh what you sayin'?
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Old 06-05-2006, 09:40 PM   #16
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Old 06-05-2006, 10:22 PM   #17
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Old 06-05-2006, 10:32 PM   #18
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Old 06-06-2006, 06:17 AM   #19
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maybe, the huge bouquet of red roses?
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Old 06-06-2006, 06:18 AM   #20
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maybe, the huge bouquet of red roses?
all nice chocs roses lingerie perfume

but being yself staying honest works bottomline
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Old 06-06-2006, 06:20 AM   #21
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be a fucking good listener and keep asking questions about her... make her feel like she is the most fucking interesting person in this world...

keep this tips and u'll get laid
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Old 06-06-2006, 06:32 AM   #22
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be yourself.

works everytime.

not that i should be giving secrets or anything, but thats the major one.
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Old 06-06-2006, 06:38 AM   #23
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just be your self and pay interrest to the girl
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Old 06-06-2006, 06:41 AM   #24
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Old 06-06-2006, 06:58 AM   #25
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The best way I've found is to do something selfless (which is not the same as "selfish"!). For example, give her a compliment in a way that suggests you are not after something more, and one that will get a response / start her talking.

Maybe something like: "Hi, I swear to you I don't usually walk up to women like this, but when you walked in here I was literally entranced by that fragrance you're wearing. So I just had to ask you before I leave, what perfume IS that?" (pray it's something exotic and not Ben-Gay...)

You can also throw in something funny like "I want to buy a case". Why, she asks? "I'm planning on spraying my entire house with it so I'll never forget you, why else?" (say this sarcastically, of course)

Unless she's got real attitude, it will start a conversation ...
It works because a) you've got guts, b) by saying "before I leave", she's thinking she has to act quick (assuming she's interested too), c) if it is exotic or unusual, rare, etc. she will love the attention - it's why she bought it!, and d) if you were about to leave, she may mention it "oh, look, your friends are leaving" ... you come back with "they can wait." (or something similar).

Net net: You are letting her know that you are humble, can give non-body-related compliments, and that for that minute or two you're entire focus in life is on her.


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Old 06-06-2006, 07:02 AM   #26
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Old 06-06-2006, 08:07 AM   #27
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Old 06-06-2006, 08:09 AM   #28
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Old 06-06-2006, 08:09 AM   #29
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