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-SECCO- 06-05-2006 07:49 PM

The best ways to impress a girl????????
 
So what are your favorite chat up lines or actions you take...

how do you impress a girl you like...do you flash cash....
shwo off, show how good a listener you are or what....

hit me!

Spunky 06-05-2006 07:50 PM

Just be a gentleman and don't rush things..

Mr. Romance 06-05-2006 07:51 PM

Kindness.....

Mr. Romance

ready lube 06-05-2006 07:52 PM

Listen to her for a while at a nice dinner over some candle light and soft music, then excuse yourself to the restroom and when you stand up have a banana bulging through your pants and drop a bottle of Ready Lube next to her!

Just be careful, you might get whiplash from her pulling you out to the car to get home as fast as possible! :)

Best of luck!

jimthefiend 06-05-2006 07:52 PM

Beat her up, that's always a hit.

-SECCO- 06-05-2006 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Romance
Kindness.....

Mr. Romance



where does one set the line of kindness....ladies abuse kindness

L-Pink 06-05-2006 08:10 PM

Having a very large penis has always worked for me !:thumbsup


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ready lube 06-05-2006 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink
Having a very large penis has always worked for me !:thumbsup


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See sig...you'll need it big boy ;)

CaptainHowdy 06-05-2006 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eminem 4 Live
where does one set the line of kindness....ladies abuse kindness

True dat...

ne0 06-05-2006 09:11 PM

show your wallet, and your lambo.

A-Bomb 06-05-2006 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ready lube
Listen to her for a while at a nice dinner over some candle light and soft music, then excuse yourself to the restroom and when you stand up have a banana bulging through your pants and drop a bottle of Ready Lube next to her!

Just be careful, you might get whiplash from her pulling you out to the car to get home as fast as possible! :)

Best of luck!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I prefer the rufi-colada approach!:winkwink:

ready lube 06-05-2006 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A-Bomb
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I prefer the rufi-colada approach!:winkwink:

AHhahaha I guess that's always an option for some :1orglaugh

You'll still need some Ready Lube though :thumbsup

Stacey_JoinRightNow 06-05-2006 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
Just be a gentleman and don't rush things..



Differently a big big turn on!!!

BlingDaddy 06-05-2006 09:32 PM

I got lost on how picking up chicks is relevant to "GFY". hahahah

World Expert Internet Service 06-05-2006 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlingDaddy
I got lost on how picking up chicks is relevant to "GFY". hahahah


huh what you sayin'?

reynold 06-05-2006 09:40 PM

I'll try to be as polite as possible. :pimp

iWeb_Iya 06-05-2006 10:22 PM

Nothing can beat sincerity... :) :upsidedow :)

HouseHead 06-05-2006 10:32 PM

Dont be a faker..Be yourself =]

nancycash(dot)com 06-06-2006 06:17 AM

maybe, the huge bouquet of red roses?

DutchTeenCash 06-06-2006 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nancycash(dot)com
maybe, the huge bouquet of red roses?

all nice chocs roses lingerie perfume

but being yself staying honest works bottomline

en21 06-06-2006 06:20 AM

be a fucking good listener and keep asking questions about her... make her feel like she is the most fucking interesting person in this world...

keep this tips and u'll get laid

seeric 06-06-2006 06:32 AM

be yourself.

works everytime.

not that i should be giving secrets or anything, but thats the major one.

RogerV7 06-06-2006 06:38 AM

just be your self and pay interrest to the girl

AtlantisCash 06-06-2006 06:41 AM

be yourself...

Kevsh 06-06-2006 06:58 AM

The best way I've found is to do something selfless (which is not the same as "selfish"!). For example, give her a compliment in a way that suggests you are not after something more, and one that will get a response / start her talking.

Maybe something like: "Hi, I swear to you I don't usually walk up to women like this, but when you walked in here I was literally entranced by that fragrance you're wearing. So I just had to ask you before I leave, what perfume IS that?" (pray it's something exotic and not Ben-Gay...)

You can also throw in something funny like "I want to buy a case". Why, she asks? "I'm planning on spraying my entire house with it so I'll never forget you, why else?" (say this sarcastically, of course)

Unless she's got real attitude, it will start a conversation ...
It works because a) you've got guts, b) by saying "before I leave", she's thinking she has to act quick (assuming she's interested too), c) if it is exotic or unusual, rare, etc. she will love the attention - it's why she bought it!, and d) if you were about to leave, she may mention it "oh, look, your friends are leaving" ... you come back with "they can wait." (or something similar).

Net net: You are letting her know that you are humble, can give non-body-related compliments, and that for that minute or two you're entire focus in life is on her.

:thumbsup

Jakke PNG 06-06-2006 07:02 AM

My musky bodyodor usually does the trick.

HpicAnn 06-06-2006 08:07 AM

Be yourself and ALWAYS open all the doors first!

G-Rotica 06-06-2006 08:09 AM

just be yourself, unless you're an asshole, then be someone else.

Joe BrainCash 06-06-2006 08:09 AM

If the girl laughs...she's halfway in your bed buddy...

Web Lass 06-06-2006 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
be yourself.

What he said. :upsidedow


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