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SmokeyTheBear · 06-05-2006, 11:55 PM

or he was asleep at the time..

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Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked God Mon Jun 5, 8:31 AM ET

KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.

"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.

"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."

The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks.

tony286 · 06-05-2006, 11:59 PM

god doesnt like to be tested lol

SmokeyTheBear · 06-06-2006, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by tony404

god doesnt like to be tested lol

or maybe god thought it was the lion talking

2HousePlague · 06-06-2006, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by tony404

god doesnt like to be tested lol

My guess is he rather loves to be tested... just never DOUBTED --

2hp

marzzo · 06-06-2006, 12:05 AM

Again?

Man, some other rocket scientist did that a couple of years ago I think... I remember seeing a video of it..

marzzo · 06-06-2006, 12:12 AM

Here it is:

Zoo Lion Attack
Lion Attack Caught On Tape

Caught On Tape: Man Survives Lion Attack At Zoo
Man Said He Was Ordered By God To Taunt Lions

POSTED: 11:51 am PST January 12, 2004
UPDATED: 10:26 am PST January 13, 2004
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BUENOS AIRES, Argentina -- A man survived an attack by a lion at a zoo in Buenos Aires, Argentina, and it was all caught on tape.

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The amateur video shows Lucas Tomas, 22, being attacked by the animal. Tomas scaled a wall and jumped into the lion's pit, then began holding out his jacket as if it were a bullfighter's cape, challenging one of the two lions inside to attack him.

One of the lions reacted by pouncing on the man and knocking him to the ground, then biting him repeatedly.

Tomas was saved when a nearby policeman fired several shots into the air to scare the cat away, giving Tomas the chance to climb out. Tomas, who suffered minor injuries to his hands, arms and face, was taken to a local hospital

According to hospital officials, Tomas says he was ordered by voices from God to go in and taunt the lions.

CaptainHowdy · 06-06-2006, 12:23 AM

God doesn't approve wackos it seems...

iWeb_Iya · 06-06-2006, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

God doesn't approve wackos it seems...

Budis · 06-06-2006, 01:02 AM

god always protects the weaker one ;) and I guess that a few thousands of lions are weaker than 6 billions of fucking ppl :D

E$_manager · 06-06-2006, 01:35 AM

people are going mad in Kiev?

Manowar · 06-06-2006, 01:37 AM

what an idiot

BusterBunny · 06-06-2006, 01:48 AM

poor roy that was one hell of a case of p.s.d. he is in a better place now...

E$_manager · 06-06-2006, 01:49 AM

God made him do it for his sins!

yota71 · 06-06-2006, 02:00 AM

What's going to happen to the lion?

reynold · 06-06-2006, 02:05 AM

Not much faith I guess..

BusterBunny · 06-06-2006, 02:09 AM

to correct my earlier fuckup.....p.t.s.d.........

E$_manager · 06-06-2006, 02:12 AM

he will be prisoned.Ha ha ha!

dissipate · 06-06-2006, 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

My guess is he rather loves to be tested... just never DOUBTED --

2hp

OzMan · 06-06-2006, 02:13 AM

This doesn't prove that God doesn't exist. It does however lend more weight to the theory that lions are atheists.

2HousePlague · 06-06-2006, 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by OzMan

This doesn't prove that God doesn't exist. It does however lend more weight to the theory that lions are atheists.

Or that they worship a god of altogether different nature --

2hp

Sarah_Jayne · 06-06-2006, 02:19 AM

maybe he does exist but just didn't like that guy

Sarah_Jayne · 06-06-2006, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Cristie

God made him do it for his sins!

I thought Jesus already took care of that issue?

E$_manager · 06-06-2006, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

I thought Jesus already took care of that issue?

that was before long ago

Sarah_Jayne · 06-06-2006, 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Cristie

that was before long ago

So, his whole 'dying for your sins' thing had a time limit clause?

milambur · 06-06-2006, 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

So, his whole 'dying for your sins' thing had a time limit clause?

Did he say he died for our future sins too? I think we are on our own since he died.

Sarah_Jayne · 06-06-2006, 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by milambur

Did he say he died for our future sins too? I think we are on our own since he died.

You might be my hero. Just destroyed the whole basis for Christianity in one post.

FetishDollars · 06-06-2006, 02:56 AM

God loves to play jokes

CaptainWolfy · 06-06-2006, 02:58 AM

there was a god before?

polle45 · 06-06-2006, 02:59 AM

Yeah - I wouldn't do that!

2HousePlague · 06-06-2006, 03:01 AM

This thread is useless without pix of Nietzsche.

2hp

aico · 06-06-2006, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by empty1987

there was a god before?

Haven't you ever heard of Zeus? Ares? c'mon now.

XMaster · 06-06-2006, 03:04 AM

Very nice - that made my day thanks lol

milambur · 06-06-2006, 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

You might be my hero. Just destroyed the whole basis for Christianity in one post.

hehe, if it only was that easy, unfortunately faith is stronger than wisdom.

mOrrI · 06-06-2006, 03:11 AM

God was Watching tv :D

E$_manager · 06-06-2006, 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

So, his whole 'dying for your sins' thing had a time limit clause?

yes. sure, Sarah!

NaughtyBelle · 06-06-2006, 04:07 AM

Crazzzzzyyy people! They obviously didn't have much of a life to wanna put it on the line like that.

headless ghost · 06-06-2006, 04:20 AM

you are a few thousand years late with that "news"

en21 · 06-06-2006, 04:23 AM

well he is going to see god pretty soon :-)

nancycash(dot)com · 06-06-2006, 06:03 AM

really God must be kind with all stupid people?

mardigras · 06-06-2006, 06:39 AM

Future Darwin Award contender

seeric · 06-06-2006, 06:42 AM

lol. thats a reason to change your beliefs in the existence huh?

HpicAnn · 06-06-2006, 07:07 AM

Idiot!! Did he want to be christ?

ElvisManson · 06-06-2006, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

This thread is useless without pix of Nietzsche.

2hp

Have you not heard of that madman who lit a lantern in the bright morning hours, ran to the market-place, and cried incessantly: "I am looking for God! I am looking for God!"
As many of those who did not believe in God were standing together there, he excited considerable laughter. Have you lost him, then? said one. Did he lose his way like a child? said another. Or is he hiding? Is he afraid of us? Has he gone on a voyage? or emigrated? Thus they shouted and laughed. The madman sprang into their midst and pierced them with his glances.
"Where has God gone?" he cried. "I shall tell you. We have killed him - you and I. We are his murderers. But how have we done this? How were we able to drink up the sea? Who gave us the sponge to wipe away the entire horizon? What did we do when we unchained the earth from its sun? Whither is it moving now? Whither are we moving now? Away from all suns? Are we not perpetually falling? Backward, sideward, forward, in all directions? Is there any up or down left? Are we not straying as through an infinite nothing? Do we not feel the breath of empty space? Has it not become colder? Is it not more and more night coming on all the time? Must not lanterns be lit in the morning? Do we not hear anything yet of the noise of the gravediggers who are burying God? Do we not smell anything yet of God's decomposition? Gods too decompose. God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we, murderers of all murderers, console ourselves? That which was the holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet possessed has bled to death under our knives. Who will wipe this blood off us? With what water could we purify ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we not ourselves become gods simply to be worthy of it? There has never been a greater deed; and whosoever shall be born after us - for the sake of this deed he shall be part of a higher history than all history hitherto."
Here the madman fell silent and again regarded his listeners; and they too were silent and stared at him in astonishment. At last he threw his lantern to the ground, and it broke and went out. "I have come too early," he said then; "my time has not come yet. The tremendous event is still on its way, still travelling - it has not yet reached the ears of men. Lightning and thunder require time, the light of the stars requires time, deeds require time even after they are done, before they can be seen and heard. This deed is still more distant from them than the distant stars - and yet they have done it themselves."
It has been further related that on that same day the madman entered divers churches and there sang a requiem. Led out and quietened, he is said to have retorted each time: "what are these churches now if they are not the tombs and sepulchres of God?"

Fetish Gimp · 06-06-2006, 07:28 AM

God is dead, but Darwin's pimphand is mad strong.

cool1 · 06-06-2006, 07:30 AM

if there is a god, I guess he doesn't like to help Idiots

Sinstar · 06-06-2006, 07:34 AM

lol... people will always disprove intelligence.

merkur · 06-06-2006, 07:38 AM

God is that universal spirit that bonds and governs everything and anything , wether we like it or not.And unfaithfulls are just cogwheels that plays their roles into the scene of life.Faith and life is what matters most!
If the God does not exist and we do believe in Him , what could we lose?
But if He exists and we don't?

Drake · 06-06-2006, 08:10 AM

He acts only according to His Will.

E$_manager · 06-06-2006, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by nancycash(dot)com

really God must be kind with all stupid people?

he will be kind in the other world with them

drctfiesta · 06-06-2006, 06:31 PM

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SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	Breaking news!! God doesnt exist.. or he was asleep at the time.. --------------- Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked God Mon Jun 5, 8:31 AM ET KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday. "The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said. "A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery." The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

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marzzo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,134	Here it is: Zoo Lion Attack Lion Attack Caught On Tape Caught On Tape: Man Survives Lion Attack At Zoo Man Said He Was Ordered By God To Taunt Lions POSTED: 11:51 am PST January 12, 2004 UPDATED: 10:26 am PST January 13, 2004 Email This Story \| Print This Story BUENOS AIRES, Argentina -- A man survived an attack by a lion at a zoo in Buenos Aires, Argentina, and it was all caught on tape. UPDATED IMAGES: Lion Attack FeedRoom Zoo Lion Attack Lion Attack Caught On Tape FeedRoom The amateur video shows Lucas Tomas, 22, being attacked by the animal. Tomas scaled a wall and jumped into the lion's pit, then began holding out his jacket as if it were a bullfighter's cape, challenging one of the two lions inside to attack him. One of the lions reacted by pouncing on the man and knocking him to the ground, then biting him repeatedly. Tomas was saved when a nearby policeman fired several shots into the air to scare the cat away, giving Tomas the chance to climb out. Tomas, who suffered minor injuries to his hands, arms and face, was taken to a local hospital According to hospital officials, Tomas says he was ordered by voices from God to go in and taunt the lions. __________________ 4 5 zero - 2 2 - nine nine nine

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