The best ways to impress a girl???????? - GoFuckYourself.com

-SECCO- · 06-05-2006, 07:49 PM

So what are your favorite chat up lines or actions you take...

how do you impress a girl you like...do you flash cash....
shwo off, show how good a listener you are or what....

hit me!

Spunky · 06-05-2006, 07:50 PM

Just be a gentleman and don't rush things..

Mr. Romance · 06-05-2006, 07:51 PM

Kindness.....

Mr. Romance

ready lube · 06-05-2006, 07:52 PM

Listen to her for a while at a nice dinner over some candle light and soft music, then excuse yourself to the restroom and when you stand up have a banana bulging through your pants and drop a bottle of Ready Lube next to her!

Just be careful, you might get whiplash from her pulling you out to the car to get home as fast as possible!

Best of luck!

jimthefiend · 06-05-2006, 07:52 PM

Beat her up, that's always a hit.

-SECCO- · 06-05-2006, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Romance

Kindness.....

Mr. Romance

where does one set the line of kindness....ladies abuse kindness

L-Pink · 06-05-2006, 08:10 PM

Having a very large penis has always worked for me !

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ready lube · 06-05-2006, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Having a very large penis has always worked for me !

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See sig...you'll need it big boy ;)

CaptainHowdy · 06-05-2006, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eminem 4 Live

where does one set the line of kindness....ladies abuse kindness

True dat...

ne0 · 06-05-2006, 09:11 PM

show your wallet, and your lambo.

A-Bomb · 06-05-2006, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ready lube

Listen to her for a while at a nice dinner over some candle light and soft music, then excuse yourself to the restroom and when you stand up have a banana bulging through your pants and drop a bottle of Ready Lube next to her!

Just be careful, you might get whiplash from her pulling you out to the car to get home as fast as possible!

Best of luck!

I prefer the rufi-colada approach!

ready lube · 06-05-2006, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by A-Bomb

I prefer the rufi-colada approach!

AHhahaha I guess that's always an option for some

You'll still need some Ready Lube though

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 06-05-2006, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Just be a gentleman and don't rush things..

Differently a big big turn on!!!

BlingDaddy · 06-05-2006, 09:32 PM

I got lost on how picking up chicks is relevant to "GFY". hahahah

World Expert Internet Service · 06-05-2006, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlingDaddy

I got lost on how picking up chicks is relevant to "GFY". hahahah

huh what you sayin'?

reynold · 06-05-2006, 09:40 PM

I'll try to be as polite as possible.

iWeb_Iya · 06-05-2006, 10:22 PM

Nothing can beat sincerity...

HouseHead · 06-05-2006, 10:32 PM

Dont be a faker..Be yourself =]

nancycash(dot)com · 06-06-2006, 06:17 AM

maybe, the huge bouquet of red roses?

DutchTeenCash · 06-06-2006, 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nancycash(dot)com

maybe, the huge bouquet of red roses?

all nice chocs roses lingerie perfume

but being yself staying honest works bottomline

en21 · 06-06-2006, 06:20 AM

be a fucking good listener and keep asking questions about her... make her feel like she is the most fucking interesting person in this world...

keep this tips and u'll get laid

seeric · 06-06-2006, 06:32 AM

be yourself.

works everytime.

not that i should be giving secrets or anything, but thats the major one.

RogerV7 · 06-06-2006, 06:38 AM

just be your self and pay interrest to the girl

AtlantisCash · 06-06-2006, 06:41 AM

be yourself...

Kevsh · 06-06-2006, 06:58 AM

The best way I've found is to do something selfless (which is not the same as "selfish"!). For example, give her a compliment in a way that suggests you are not after something more, and one that will get a response / start her talking.

Maybe something like: "Hi, I swear to you I don't usually walk up to women like this, but when you walked in here I was literally entranced by that fragrance you're wearing. So I just had to ask you before I leave, what perfume IS that?" (pray it's something exotic and not Ben-Gay...)

You can also throw in something funny like "I want to buy a case". Why, she asks? "I'm planning on spraying my entire house with it so I'll never forget you, why else?" (say this sarcastically, of course)

Unless she's got real attitude, it will start a conversation ...
It works because a) you've got guts, b) by saying "before I leave", she's thinking she has to act quick (assuming she's interested too), c) if it is exotic or unusual, rare, etc. she will love the attention - it's why she bought it!, and d) if you were about to leave, she may mention it "oh, look, your friends are leaving" ... you come back with "they can wait." (or something similar).

Net net: You are letting her know that you are humble, can give non-body-related compliments, and that for that minute or two you're entire focus in life is on her.

Jakke PNG · 06-06-2006, 07:02 AM

My musky bodyodor usually does the trick.

HpicAnn · 06-06-2006, 08:07 AM

Be yourself and ALWAYS open all the doors first!

G-Rotica · 06-06-2006, 08:09 AM

just be yourself, unless you're an asshole, then be someone else.

Joe BrainCash · 06-06-2006, 08:09 AM

If the girl laughs...she's halfway in your bed buddy...

Web Lass · 06-06-2006, 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

be yourself.

What he said.

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	be yourself. works everytime. not that i should be giving secrets or anything, but thats the major one.

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Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	The best way I've found is to do something selfless (which is not the same as "selfish"!). For example, give her a compliment in a way that suggests you are not after something more, and one that will get a response / start her talking. Maybe something like: "Hi, I swear to you I don't usually walk up to women like this, but when you walked in here I was literally entranced by that fragrance you're wearing. So I just had to ask you before I leave, what perfume IS that?" (pray it's something exotic and not Ben-Gay...) You can also throw in something funny like "I want to buy a case". Why, she asks? "I'm planning on spraying my entire house with it so I'll never forget you, why else?" (say this sarcastically, of course) Unless she's got real attitude, it will start a conversation ... It works because a) you've got guts, b) by saying "before I leave", she's thinking she has to act quick (assuming she's interested too), c) if it is exotic or unusual, rare, etc. she will love the attention - it's why she bought it!, and d) if you were about to leave, she may mention it "oh, look, your friends are leaving" ... you come back with "they can wait." (or something similar). Net net: You are letting her know that you are humble, can give non-body-related compliments, and that for that minute or two you're entire focus in life is on her. Last edited by Kevsh; 06-06-2006 at 07:00 AM..

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