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marketsmart · 06-05-2006, 05:12 PM

my new billing system call "Phone-A-Bitch....

total anonamous.... no chargebacks..... mad money.....

Heres how it works:

1) A surfer wants to join a website...
2) He goes down to any local payphone and calls my 800#
3) I give him my western union details..
4) He goes down to western union and pays me...
5) He goes back to payphone and calls my 800#
6) I verify i have the recd the money
7) I give him a customer service 800# and a secret code word
8) He calls the number gives cr rep secret code word
9) Rep joins the site for him while hes on line
10) Rep gives surfer login/pass

BooYa---- Totally anon... this shit is gonna change bizness 4 ever yo...

I am lining up gary coleman and vanilla ice to be my spokesmen......

hit me up at the 7-11 near the diplomat in aug and we can do some mad bidness....

madawgz · 06-05-2006, 05:19 PM

yooooo thats some serious thinking!

or...

they could go down to WU and purchase a PRE-Paid credit card, that would work the same way

The Ghost · 06-05-2006, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

my new billing system call "Phone-A-Bitch....

total anonamous.... no chargebacks..... mad money.....

Heres how it works:

1) A surfer wants to join a website...
2) He goes down to any local payphone and calls my 800#
3) I give him my western union details..
4) He goes down to western union and pays me...
5) He goes back to payphone and calls my 800#
6) I verify i have the recd the money
7) I give him a customer service 800# and a secret code word
8) He calls the number gives cr rep secret code word
9) Rep joins the site for him while hes on line
10) Rep gives surfer login/pass

BooYa---- Totally anon... this shit is gonna change bizness 4 ever yo...

I am lining up gary coleman and vanilla ice to be my spokesmen......

hit me up at the 7-11 near the diplomat in aug and we can do some mad bidness....

I think your business model is flawed............

Webster is a MUCH better spokesman

minusonebit · 06-05-2006, 07:25 PM

This wont work for the same reason using checks and money orders wont work: people wont deal with methods that dont allow them instant gratification. They need to wack off now, not 2 hours from now.

06-05-2006, 05:12 PM	#1
marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	I Am Going To Change The World With This my new billing system call "Phone-A-Bitch.... total anonamous.... no chargebacks..... mad money..... Heres how it works: 1) A surfer wants to join a website... 2) He goes down to any local payphone and calls my 800# 3) I give him my western union details.. 4) He goes down to western union and pays me... 5) He goes back to payphone and calls my 800# 6) I verify i have the recd the money 7) I give him a customer service 800# and a secret code word 8) He calls the number gives cr rep secret code word 9) Rep joins the site for him while hes on line 10) Rep gives surfer login/pass BooYa---- Totally anon... this shit is gonna change bizness 4 ever yo... I am lining up gary coleman and vanilla ice to be my spokesmen...... hit me up at the 7-11 near the diplomat in aug and we can do some mad bidness....

06-05-2006, 05:19 PM	#2
madawgz 8.8.8.8 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Noordermarkt Posts: 30,509	yooooo thats some serious thinking! or... they could go down to WU and purchase a PRE-Paid credit card, that would work the same way __________________ TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

06-05-2006, 07:25 PM	#4
minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	This wont work for the same reason using checks and money orders wont work: people wont deal with methods that dont allow them instant gratification. They need to wack off now, not 2 hours from now.