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Marcgoldie22 · 06-01-2006, 08:29 AM

OK, so last night I'm hanging out with a married couple having dinner and just chatting. The wife (we'll call her Jen) asks me out of the blue... "How long does it take you to jerk off? Is it like 30 seconds?" After spitting out my chicken I was eating, I was like... "Well, no, it takes a little longer than that." To which Jen said "Well it can't take that long, so why are porno's so long? Don't you only need like a few seconds." I said "I suppose that is true, but people like variety and don't want to see the same scene over and over." She then asked "Well I wonder how long it takes most people to masturbate? You should ask on a website."

So here we are! In the name of research...

When you masturbate... how long does it take you???

I won't be shy, I'll answer first. For me I'd say about 10 minutes or so. If I'm watching porn when I do it, I like to find a hot scene depending on what mood I'm in. And I don't like to just stroke and climax, but prefer to build up to it, and then hold off, so when it is finally time to blow... It is much more intense.

So how long does it take you? If I report back to my friend, all names will be changed to protect the innocent and the perverted.

Thanks!

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 06-01-2006, 08:31 AM

i feel that i dont know you well enough yet to share that type of info

J. Falcon · 06-01-2006, 08:32 AM

Yeah, it's kinda personal. Not exactly a dinner table topic, LOL.

Marcgoldie22 · 06-01-2006, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Yeah, it's kinda personal. Not exactly a dinner table topic, LOL.

Well you should have dinner with my friends then... No topic is off limits.

Chio The Pirate · 06-01-2006, 08:34 AM

YARGH! If I imagine Theo in his underwear getting eaten by sharks it be fast. Prolly 15 seconds tops.

Theo The Theologian · 06-01-2006, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate

YARGH! If I imagine Theo in his underwear getting eaten by sharks it be fast. Prolly 15 seconds tops.

SHUHDUPPA YOU FACE!

Got Porn? · 06-01-2006, 08:37 AM

Great story! 5 to 15 minutes

stickyfingerz · 06-01-2006, 08:49 AM

Double post bah. See below.

stickyfingerz · 06-01-2006, 08:51 AM

Well if its to good hot porn, like say http://www.rebeccacash.com/galleries...hp?pid=1106684

Rebecca Love porn, like 10 minutes.

BoyAlley · 06-01-2006, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts

i feel that i dont know you well enough yet to share that type of info

Do you know me well enough to share that type of info?

Marcgoldie22 · 06-01-2006, 09:03 AM

I'm not asking for a video of the session here, just an approximate time. Oh well, I guess my friends are just too "not shy" for their own good...

Mighty Chin · 06-01-2006, 09:04 AM

I've done it in under 30 secs.

SCORE Ralph · 06-01-2006, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian

SHUHDUPPA YOU FACE!

lol, great responce

VicJay · 06-01-2006, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts

i feel that i dont know you well enough yet to share that type of info

Yeah, I agree, it's kinda personal

bobby666 · 06-01-2006, 09:12 AM

usually 2-3 minutes
if my girlfriend meanwhile whips my ass with her riding crop: one minute

candyflip · 06-01-2006, 09:13 AM

I can rub one out in 30 seconds or so if I try hard.

jimmy-3-way · 06-01-2006, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcgoldie22

OK, so last night I'm hanging out with a married couple having dinner and just chatting. The wife (we'll call her Jen) asks me out of the blue... "How long does it take you to jerk off? Is it like 30 seconds?" After spitting out my chicken I was eating, I was like... "Well, no, it takes a little longer than that." To which Jen said "Well it can't take that long, so why are porno's so long? Don't you only need like a few seconds." I said "I suppose that is true, but people like variety and don't want to see the same scene over and over." She then asked "Well I wonder how long it takes most people to masturbate? You should ask on a website."

So here we are! In the name of research...

When you masturbate... how long does it take you???

I won't be shy, I'll answer first. For me I'd say about 10 minutes or so. If I'm watching porn when I do it, I like to find a hot scene depending on what mood I'm in. And I don't like to just stroke and climax, but prefer to build up to it, and then hold off, so when it is finally time to blow... It is much more intense.

So how long does it take you? If I report back to my friend, all names will be changed to protect the innocent and the perverted.

Thanks!

Dude, skip the foreplay.

gandalfuy · 06-01-2006, 09:33 AM

well, it depends on that day imagination

SgtStrider · 06-01-2006, 12:58 PM

give me some MILF porn and im spent in 15 mins tops

no need to be bashful

madawgz · 06-01-2006, 01:57 PM

hmmm, id say from 15mins to 2 hours

Lance69 · 06-01-2006, 03:39 PM

It's never the same, sometimes quick like 15 minutes, usually I like to spend a couple hours though if I have the time.

eiht_98 · 06-01-2006, 03:49 PM

sir, you are very gay

hova · 06-01-2006, 03:53 PM

depends on the mood

06-01-2006, 03:59 PM

2-10 mins

Wiggles · 06-01-2006, 04:58 PM

usually 8-12mins on average i'd say.

Spunky · 06-01-2006, 05:00 PM

I have never timed myself..maybe 2 minutes?

nico-t · 06-01-2006, 05:01 PM

it takes about 4 hours for me, but i cum 15 times and just continue in between

Marcgoldie22 · 06-02-2006, 05:21 AM

I read the replies to my friend and she was surprised how on a board about porn, how shy some people still are. She wanted me to share that it takes her on average about 90 seconds...

u-Bob · 06-02-2006, 05:23 AM

Personal things like this don't belong on GFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

genne · 06-02-2006, 05:29 AM

so good bro

genne · 06-02-2006, 05:29 AM

send us more pic

genne · 06-02-2006, 05:30 AM

good thread

Manowar · 06-02-2006, 05:59 AM

years for me

testpie · 06-02-2006, 06:11 AM

I don't mind telling you, only problem is, i rub one out to streaming videos - and i fucking hate it when it comes up with the good ol' "Buffering...".

Puts me right off stroke...

Madame0120 · 06-02-2006, 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SgtStrider

give me some MILF porn and im spent in 15 mins tops

no need to be bashful

Easy there boy-o .. no need to be short strokin' yet!

NyLoS · 06-02-2006, 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet

Well if its to good hot porn, like say http://www.rebeccacash.com/galleries...hp?pid=1106684

Rebecca Love porn, like 10 minutes.

Dude, that would take forever !!! Close my eyes and think of something else would help maybe

usually it would take 30 minutes for me, I like to build it up and switch between diffend kind of porn...

baX · 06-02-2006, 12:44 PM

Usually I need 5-10 min but sometime I like to take it very slow up to 2 hours coz orgasm is much stronger.

biskoppen · 06-02-2006, 12:57 PM

I don't masturbate....

...right now

madawgz · 06-02-2006, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by genne

so good bro

what are you smoking?

06-01-2006, 08:29 AM	#1
Marcgoldie22 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 82	How Long Does It Take You To Jerk Off? OK, so last night I'm hanging out with a married couple having dinner and just chatting. The wife (we'll call her Jen) asks me out of the blue... "How long does it take you to jerk off? Is it like 30 seconds?" After spitting out my chicken I was eating, I was like... "Well, no, it takes a little longer than that." To which Jen said "Well it can't take that long, so why are porno's so long? Don't you only need like a few seconds." I said "I suppose that is true, but people like variety and don't want to see the same scene over and over." She then asked "Well I wonder how long it takes most people to masturbate? You should ask on a website." So here we are! In the name of research... When you masturbate... how long does it take you??? I won't be shy, I'll answer first. For me I'd say about 10 minutes or so. If I'm watching porn when I do it, I like to find a hot scene depending on what mood I'm in. And I don't like to just stroke and climax, but prefer to build up to it, and then hold off, so when it is finally time to blow... It is much more intense. So how long does it take you? If I report back to my friend, all names will be changed to protect the innocent and the perverted. Thanks! __________________ Goldie XonDemand™ Gay Webmaster Representative 800-347-8884, ext. 115 ___________________ Adult Video on Demand Webmaster Program

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06-01-2006, 08:31 AM	#2
Mr.Right - Banned For Life I guarantee it Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 18,314	i feel that i dont know you well enough yet to share that type of info

06-01-2006, 08:51 AM	#9
stickyfingerz Doin fine Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 24,984	Well if its to good hot porn, like say http://www.rebeccacash.com/galleries...hp?pid=1106684 Rebecca Love porn, like 10 minutes.

06-01-2006, 09:03 AM	#11
Marcgoldie22 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 82	I'm not asking for a video of the session here, just an approximate time. Oh well, I guess my friends are just too "not shy" for their own good... __________________ Goldie XonDemand™ Gay Webmaster Representative 800-347-8884, ext. 115 ___________________ Adult Video on Demand Webmaster Program

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06-01-2006, 03:39 PM	#21
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06-01-2006, 04:58 PM	#25
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Marcgoldie22 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 82	I read the replies to my friend and she was surprised how on a board about porn, how shy some people still are. She wanted me to share that it takes her on average about 90 seconds... __________________ Goldie XonDemand™ Gay Webmaster Representative 800-347-8884, ext. 115 ___________________ Adult Video on Demand Webmaster Program

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06-02-2006, 05:29 AM	#30
genne Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21	so good bro

06-02-2006, 05:30 AM	#32
genne Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21	good thread

06-02-2006, 05:59 AM	#33
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06-02-2006, 06:11 AM	#34
testpie Mostly retired Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: UK Posts: 3,231	I don't mind telling you, only problem is, i rub one out to streaming videos - and i fucking hate it when it comes up with the good ol' "Buffering...". Puts me right off stroke... __________________ Affiliates: DogFart ~ Domain parking: NameDrive ~ Traffic broker: Traffic Holder

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baX Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: BP Posts: 17,911	Usually I need 5-10 min but sometime I like to take it very slow up to 2 hours coz orgasm is much stronger.

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