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Marcgoldie22 06-01-2006 08:29 AM

How Long Does It Take You To Jerk Off?
 
OK, so last night I'm hanging out with a married couple having dinner and just chatting. The wife (we'll call her Jen) asks me out of the blue... "How long does it take you to jerk off? Is it like 30 seconds?" After spitting out my chicken I was eating, I was like... "Well, no, it takes a little longer than that." To which Jen said "Well it can't take that long, so why are porno's so long? Don't you only need like a few seconds." I said "I suppose that is true, but people like variety and don't want to see the same scene over and over." She then asked "Well I wonder how long it takes most people to masturbate? You should ask on a website."

So here we are! In the name of research...

When you masturbate... how long does it take you???

I won't be shy, I'll answer first. For me I'd say about 10 minutes or so. If I'm watching porn when I do it, I like to find a hot scene depending on what mood I'm in. And I don't like to just stroke and climax, but prefer to build up to it, and then hold off, so when it is finally time to blow... It is much more intense.

So how long does it take you? If I report back to my friend, all names will be changed to protect the innocent and the perverted.

Thanks!

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 06-01-2006 08:31 AM

i feel that i dont know you well enough yet to share that type of info

J. Falcon 06-01-2006 08:32 AM

Yeah, it's kinda personal. Not exactly a dinner table topic, LOL.

Marcgoldie22 06-01-2006 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon
Yeah, it's kinda personal. Not exactly a dinner table topic, LOL.

Well you should have dinner with my friends then... No topic is off limits.

Chio The Pirate 06-01-2006 08:34 AM

YARGH! If I imagine Theo in his underwear getting eaten by sharks it be fast. Prolly 15 seconds tops.

Theo The Theologian 06-01-2006 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate
YARGH! If I imagine Theo in his underwear getting eaten by sharks it be fast. Prolly 15 seconds tops.

SHUHDUPPA YOU FACE!

Got Porn? 06-01-2006 08:37 AM

Great story! 5 to 15 minutes

stickyfingerz 06-01-2006 08:49 AM

Double post bah. See below. :winkwink:

stickyfingerz 06-01-2006 08:51 AM

Well if its to good hot porn, like say http://www.rebeccacash.com/galleries...hp?pid=1106684

Rebecca Love porn, like 10 minutes. :winkwink:

http://www.rebeccacash.com/galleries/bj/th/15.jpg

http://www.rebeccacash.com/galleries/bj/th/6.jpg

http://www.rebeccacash.com/galleries/bj/th/5.jpg

BoyAlley 06-01-2006 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts
i feel that i dont know you well enough yet to share that type of info

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Do you know me well enough to share that type of info? :winkwink:

Marcgoldie22 06-01-2006 09:03 AM

I'm not asking for a video of the session here, just an approximate time. Oh well, I guess my friends are just too "not shy" for their own good...

Mighty Chin 06-01-2006 09:04 AM

I've done it in under 30 secs.

SCORE Ralph 06-01-2006 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian
SHUHDUPPA YOU FACE!

lol, great responce

VicJay 06-01-2006 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts
i feel that i dont know you well enough yet to share that type of info


Yeah, I agree, it's kinda personal :upsidedow

bobby666 06-01-2006 09:12 AM

usually 2-3 minutes
if my girlfriend meanwhile whips my ass with her riding crop: one minute

candyflip 06-01-2006 09:13 AM

I can rub one out in 30 seconds or so if I try hard.

jimmy-3-way 06-01-2006 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcgoldie22
OK, so last night I'm hanging out with a married couple having dinner and just chatting. The wife (we'll call her Jen) asks me out of the blue... "How long does it take you to jerk off? Is it like 30 seconds?" After spitting out my chicken I was eating, I was like... "Well, no, it takes a little longer than that." To which Jen said "Well it can't take that long, so why are porno's so long? Don't you only need like a few seconds." I said "I suppose that is true, but people like variety and don't want to see the same scene over and over." She then asked "Well I wonder how long it takes most people to masturbate? You should ask on a website."

So here we are! In the name of research...

When you masturbate... how long does it take you???

I won't be shy, I'll answer first. For me I'd say about 10 minutes or so. If I'm watching porn when I do it, I like to find a hot scene depending on what mood I'm in. And I don't like to just stroke and climax, but prefer to build up to it, and then hold off, so when it is finally time to blow... It is much more intense.

So how long does it take you? If I report back to my friend, all names will be changed to protect the innocent and the perverted.

Thanks!

Dude, skip the foreplay.

gandalfuy 06-01-2006 09:33 AM

well, it depends on that day imagination

SgtStrider 06-01-2006 12:58 PM

give me some MILF porn and im spent in 15 mins tops :thumbsup
no need to be bashful :winkwink:

madawgz 06-01-2006 01:57 PM

hmmm, id say from 15mins to 2 hours :1orglaugh

Lance69 06-01-2006 03:39 PM

It's never the same, sometimes quick like 15 minutes, usually I like to spend a couple hours though if I have the time. :thumbsup

eiht_98 06-01-2006 03:49 PM

sir, you are very gay

hova 06-01-2006 03:53 PM

depends on the mood

buddyjuf 06-01-2006 03:59 PM

2-10 mins

Wiggles 06-01-2006 04:58 PM

usually 8-12mins on average i'd say.

Spunky 06-01-2006 05:00 PM

I have never timed myself..maybe 2 minutes?

nico-t 06-01-2006 05:01 PM

it takes about 4 hours for me, but i cum 15 times and just continue in between

Marcgoldie22 06-02-2006 05:21 AM

I read the replies to my friend and she was surprised how on a board about porn, how shy some people still are. She wanted me to share that it takes her on average about 90 seconds... :kisskiss

u-Bob 06-02-2006 05:23 AM

Personal things like this don't belong on GFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

genne 06-02-2006 05:29 AM

so good bro

genne 06-02-2006 05:29 AM

send us more pic

genne 06-02-2006 05:30 AM

good thread

Manowar 06-02-2006 05:59 AM

years for me

testpie 06-02-2006 06:11 AM

I don't mind telling you, only problem is, i rub one out to streaming videos - and i fucking hate it when it comes up with the good ol' "Buffering...".

Puts me right off stroke...

Madame0120 06-02-2006 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SgtStrider
give me some MILF porn and im spent in 15 mins tops :thumbsup
no need to be bashful :winkwink:

Easy there boy-o .. no need to be short strokin' yet!

http://www.dearmadame.com/images/too...easy_boy_c.jpg

NyLoS 06-02-2006 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet


Dude, that would take forever !!! Close my eyes and think of something else would help maybe


usually it would take 30 minutes for me, I like to build it up and switch between diffend kind of porn...

baX 06-02-2006 12:44 PM

Usually I need 5-10 min but sometime I like to take it very slow up to 2 hours coz orgasm is much stronger.

biskoppen 06-02-2006 12:57 PM

I don't masturbate....































































...right now

madawgz 06-02-2006 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by genne
so good bro

what are you smoking? :1orglaugh


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