NEWSFLASH: The car was not invented in the United States - GoFuckYourself.com

Young · 06-01-2006, 11:37 AM

So stop spewing your nonsense.

The End.

Jakke PNG · 06-01-2006, 11:39 AM

Umm, I don't think anyone thought it was?

Young · 06-01-2006, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

Umm, I don't think anyone thought it was?

Someone did. But they shall remain nameless.

Oh and you wouldn't believe how many Americans think that Henry Ford invented the Car.

giftedtwisted · 06-01-2006, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Young

So stop spewing your nonsense.

The End.

No the assembly line was invented in the US.

Young · 06-01-2006, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by giftedtwisted

No the assembly line was invented in the US.

oh really?

Wheres the fucking OWL when you need him...

american pervert · 06-01-2006, 11:46 AM

no, we invented electricity, airplanes, fax machines, a/c, peanut butter, the a bomb, the assembly line (that was henry ford) and the personal computer and a few other things

i think italy invented the paper clip

ssp · 06-01-2006, 11:48 AM

and i thought alienq invented all of this stuff?

american pervert · 06-01-2006, 11:48 AM

Automobile with Combustion Engine (~1920)
The automobile was probably the most significant invention in the 20's. Although an automobile, which was powered by steam, was invented in 1866, this car was moved by a fuel powered combustion engine. Invented by Henry Ford, these cars were more affordable to the public and were made by the hundreds to sell. The "Model-T" was the fist car to roll off the assembly line, and into the hearts of the Americans. The people could even pick any color they desired, "as long is it's black". By 1927, the "Model-T"was found on the streets across America. The coming of the automobile created more jobs, better transportation, and more significantly, cultural changes. Suddenly people were dating more often and going on vacations. Henry Ford later founded the famous Ford Company.

giftedtwisted · 06-01-2006, 11:49 AM

It is a shame that there are people who feel the need to place importance in such subjects.

DutchTeenCash · 06-01-2006, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by american perv

no, we invented electricity, airplanes, fax machines, a/c, peanut butter, the a bomb, the assembly line (that was henry ford) and the personal computer and a few other things

i think italy invented the paper clip

electricity wasnt invented

stickyfingerz · 06-01-2006, 11:55 AM

The assembley line production was. And yes I said it. The United states is where it developed into more than just a novelity. Care to argue that?

Young · 06-01-2006, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by giftedtwisted

It is a shame that there are people who feel the need to place importance in such subjects.

no...it's a shame when Americans blindly take claim to everything

giftedtwisted · 06-01-2006, 11:56 AM

The automobile powered by the Otto gasoline engine was invented in Germany by Karl Benz in 1885. Benz was granted a patent dated 29 January 1886 in Mannheim for that automobile. Even though Benz is credited with the invention of the modern automobile, several other German engineers worked on building automobiles at the same time. In 1886, Gottlieb Daimler and Wilhelm Maybach in Stuttgart patented the first motor bike, and in 1889 they built a converted horse-drawn stagecoach. In 1870, German-Austrian inventor Siegfried Marcus assembled a motorized handcart, though Marcus's

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Wikipedia

american pervert · 06-01-2006, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by thinkx

electricity wasnt invented

excuse me, i ment the electic light

Young · 06-01-2006, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet

The assembley line production was. And yes I said it. The United states is where it developed into more than just a novelity. Care to argue that?

no you were wrong in your initial statement. i'm satisfied with that.

american pervert · 06-01-2006, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Young

no...it's a shame when Americans blindly take claim to everything

its a shame there are haters everywhere

what did your country invent, the dipar?

Young · 06-01-2006, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by giftedtwisted

The automobile powered by the Otto gasoline engine was invented in Germany by Karl Benz in 1885. Benz was granted a patent dated 29 January 1886 in Mannheim for that automobile. Even though Benz is credited with the invention of the modern automobile, several other German engineers worked on building automobiles at the same time. In 1886, Gottlieb Daimler and Wilhelm Maybach in Stuttgart patented the first motor bike, and in 1889 they built a converted horse-drawn stagecoach. In 1870, German-Austrian inventor Siegfried Marcus assembled a motorized handcart, though Marcus's

Reference
Wikipedia

Thank you for the footnote. Appreciated.

Young · 06-01-2006, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by american perv

its a shame there are haters everywhere

what did your country invent, the dipar?

My country America?

Fucking Moron. Born and raised in Boston, Massachusetts.

MattO · 06-01-2006, 11:59 AM

Yea, stuff that wasn't invented in America was usually invented by Europeans that were trying to make some $ so that they could come over to the US. It was their only way out of a world of plague, famine and bad hygene.

seeric · 06-01-2006, 12:00 PM

i thought alien q invented the car.

i know for sure i invented the hangover.

american pervert · 06-01-2006, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Young

My country America?

Fucking Moron. Born and raised in Boston, Massachusetts.

you got me! wooooooohoooooooooo

masshole

american pervert · 06-01-2006, 12:01 PM

hows the big dig going?

Young · 06-01-2006, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

i know for sure i invented the hangover.

Thank you for the worst invention ever

You can probaly put that one right up there with the electric powered backup generator.

Verbal Kint · 06-01-2006, 12:01 PM

Henry Ford improved the assembly line for automobile manufacturing (Model-T), invented a transmission mechanism, and popularized the gas-powered automobile

http://inventors.about.com/library/inventors/blcar.htm

Young · 06-01-2006, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by american perv

hows the big dig going?

At the rate it's going it should be done sometime in 2009 if we're lucky. I got lost in Boston the other night going to a place I've been about 50 times before.

seeric · 06-01-2006, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Young

Thank you for the worst invention ever

You can probaly put that one right up there with the electric powered backup generator.

yeah not one of my finer moments.

Relish XXX · 06-01-2006, 12:07 PM

Scotland invented more things that are in daily use than any other country:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_inventions

stickyfingerz · 06-01-2006, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by american perv

hows the big dig going?

Doubt many will get that.

Young · 06-01-2006, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet

Doubt many will get that.

For those that aren't in the know. The Big Dig was a brilliant project first concieved in the 70's but officially proposed in the mid 80's and estimated to cost around $2.5 Billion. It was basically to relieve congestion on Boston roads and Highways. In about 1995 or so they cleared everything and started on the project with a projected end date of 2002 or so.

Plagued by criminal misconduct and budget problems....30 years from it's conception and $16 Billion later it still has not been completed.

giftedtwisted · 06-01-2006, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbal Kint

Henry Ford improved the assembly line for automobile manufacturing (Model-T), invented a transmission mechanism, and popularized the gas-powered automobile

http://inventors.about.com/library/inventors/blcar.htm

This is the problem with having public school systems that are designed to stamp out kids lie some automated cookie cutter. I've been spending years trying to re-learn all the wrong crap that they taught us in school.

Yet for some reason even though America sucks so bad, millions of people immigrate here yearly, giving us the highest rate of immigrants in the world. I love what my country USED to stand for, or at least what we as people understood it to be. It seems to me that it(gov) and we(the people) no longer have the same intentions or heart.

giftedtwisted · 06-01-2006, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Young

For those that aren't in the know. The Big Dig was a brilliant project first concieved in the 70's but officially proposed in the mid 80's and estimated to cost around $2.5 Billion. It was basically to relieve congestion on Boston roads and Highways. In about 1995 or so they cleared everything and started on the project with a projected end date of 2002 or so.

Plagued by criminal misconduct and budget problems....30 years from it's conception and $16 Billion later it still has not been completed.

my family is from beverly and lynnfiled(spl) center i know. My parents home nearly erupted with screams of joy when the curse was broken.

Young · 06-01-2006, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by giftedtwisted

my family is from beverly and lynnfiled(spl) center i know. My parents home nearly erupted with screams of joy when the curse was broken.

I was outside of Fenway Park. Though it was an away game. It was complete mayhem. Police decked out in full riot gear with armored "personal vehicles". One of a kind sports experience.

germ · 06-01-2006, 12:27 PM

i invented the cumshot. you guys all owe me big time.

giftedtwisted · 06-01-2006, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Young

I was outside of Fenway Park. Though it was an away game. It was complete mayhem. Police decked out in full riot gear with armored "personal vehicles". One of a kind sports experience.

wish i could have been there for that, i was in the hospital instead doped up.

I grew up in jersey as a red sox fan, it was like growing up black in a house full of kkk members. LOL

giftedtwisted · 06-01-2006, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by germ

i invented the cumshot. you guys all owe me big time.

I bow before your vastly superior brain and keen sense of ingenuity.

Brad Mitchell · 06-01-2006, 12:30 PM

Hey, no interfering with how we like to rewrite history

giftedtwisted · 06-01-2006, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell

Hey, no interfering with how we like to rewrite history

hey we have al gore he invented the interweb

ROFL

AmateurFlix · 06-01-2006, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by american perv

no, we invented electricity

Rhesus · 06-01-2006, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by american perv

no, we invented electricity, airplanes, fax machines, a/c, peanut butter, the a bomb, the assembly line (that was henry ford) and the personal computer and a few other things

i think italy invented the paper clip

Dumb, narrow-minded american...

american pervert · 06-01-2006, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Rhesus

Dumb, narrow-minded american...

lol.. i am far from narrow minded

what did i get wrong?

giftedtwisted · 06-01-2006, 12:45 PM

Thing America can't lay claim to

The invention or inception of

Slavery
Apartheid
Genocide
Anti-Semitism
The Crusades

oh and dont forget
The Spice Girls

germ · 06-01-2006, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by giftedtwisted

hey we have al gore he invented the interweb

ROFL

im pretty sure al gore did have a relatively important role in the developement of the internet way back when. he was just too big of a pussy to defend himself on it when people made fun of him.

giftedtwisted · 06-01-2006, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by american perv

lol.. i am far from narrow minded

what did i get wrong?

stop while you are not ahead

giftedtwisted · 06-01-2006, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by germ

im pretty sure al gore did have a relatively important role in the developement of the internet way back when. he was just too big of a pussy to defend himself on it when people made fun of him.

What's the deal with him? Why is he married to the anti-christ?

Quagmire · 06-01-2006, 12:58 PM

I invented the asshole, americans just improved on it.

baddog · 06-01-2006, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by giftedtwisted

hey we have al gore he invented the interweb

ROFL

He never said he invented it

DutchTeenCash · 06-01-2006, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by american perv

excuse me, i ment the electic light

stop trying pls

american pervert · 06-01-2006, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by thinkx

stop trying pls

go vote for some pedo

american pervert · 06-01-2006, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by thinkx

stop trying pls

the dutch gave the world clogs, tulips and lot of beastie and rape porn- thank you!!!!

germ · 06-01-2006, 01:43 PM

why must every post on this forum turn into a gay little bitch fight between people?

edit: by using the term "gay" i mean no disrespect to boyalley.

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american pervert Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,830	Automobile with Combustion Engine (~1920) The automobile was probably the most significant invention in the 20's. Although an automobile, which was powered by steam, was invented in 1866, this car was moved by a fuel powered combustion engine. Invented by Henry Ford, these cars were more affordable to the public and were made by the hundreds to sell. The "Model-T" was the fist car to roll off the assembly line, and into the hearts of the Americans. The people could even pick any color they desired, "as long is it's black". By 1927, the "Model-T"was found on the streets across America. The coming of the automobile created more jobs, better transportation, and more significantly, cultural changes. Suddenly people were dating more often and going on vacations. Henry Ford later founded the famous Ford Company. __________________ I can resist everything except temptation Last edited by american pervert; 06-01-2006 at 11:50 AM..

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