My girlfriend broke up with me -- NEED ADVICE - GoFuckYourself.com

TheFLY · 05-24-2002, 10:21 AM

I just had to get that off my chest ;)

What a great girl to lose too... she was the spring in my step ;(

Of course I'm doing all this self-analysis... what kind of girl do I want now? will Miss FLY be my pornographic sidekick or an inexperienced virgin? I can't decide who she will be... I have to work on a gameplan NOW -- shit!

What kind of girl should I look for?

Where do I find her?

RollyWong316 · 05-24-2002, 10:22 AM

go to a strip club playa

Steve · 05-24-2002, 10:23 AM

you're too young to settle down, Pete

go sow your wild oats

Amputate Your Head · 05-24-2002, 10:24 AM

why limit your options? You could always turn gay and find yourself a cute leather boy.

jreaka · 05-24-2002, 10:24 AM

you Are FREE my brotha......Go to strip clubs, live it up......you are in porn for christ sakes!

RollyWong316 · 05-24-2002, 10:24 AM

go get a hooker and bang her

Babaganoosh · 05-24-2002, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jreaka
you Are FREE my brotha......Go to strip clubs, live it up......you are in porn for christ sakes!

AMEN!! That's good preachin' brother jreaka!

Steve · 05-24-2002, 10:27 AM

don't piss your money away in a strip club

you aren't a human being, you are at best a customer, at worst an easy mark

lawpal · 05-24-2002, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
What a great girl to lose too... she was the spring in my step

pictures please

TheFLY · 05-24-2002, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steve
you're too young to settle down, Pete

go sow your wild oats

Yeah, maybe my oats have just taken the day off and I'll feel better tomorrow. I actually feel a little better now...

Hey Steve, I've been meaning to ask you a question about an ad -- please ICQ me if you can...

TDF · 05-24-2002, 10:35 AM

blah girlfriends are for faithful heathens.....your in FL for christ sakes...go find a nice cuban or a puerto rican mami

MaxDent · 05-24-2002, 10:35 AM

best thing you can do when you lose a chick you think was the best is to raise the bar on who you will go out with next. Have the girls buy you drinks. If they give you attitude in a bar just get up and smile and leave them. Always try and score on the first date, if not by the second, drop em'. Some good lines to take them home are:

Wanna go back to my place and check out my new refrigerator?
Let's just go back to my place and watch a DVD.
Kaierimashoo ka? (only works with Japanese girls)

Don't laugh, these work. Trust me. If you need anymore advice, ICQ me, 112525461, the Dr. is in.

eRock · 05-24-2002, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RollyWong316
go get a hooker and bang her

Works everytime. Take your frustrations out on bangin' a hooker.

Mike Semen · 05-24-2002, 10:36 AM

Sell all the pics you have of her as content, or start a revenge site, then spend all the money you make on hookers and crack.

corvette · 05-24-2002, 10:38 AM

On a serious note, I went through this a month ago. Most horrible thing in the world. Couldn't sleep, didn't want to eat, wear my seatbelt, didn't want to be alone, yet when with my friends, didn't want to talk. I had all sorts of people giving me advise, most of which sucked.

The best advise I was given was, hey, better now than later, you might not know this now, but you can do better. Look at all of the doors that are open for you now, begin dating 5-6 girls and have a good time. Hard to at first, but it does have its good points.

Dont look for a replacement right away, just have fun. try not to think about her. Move into some apartments with people in their 20s, where after the bar/club closes, the spa is packed full of women

If you are sure that you are not going to get back together, then just have fun. Do what you like. Try not to think about her....

On where to go, just get out of the house, do whatever, just be around other people, whatever you have to do, whatever you like to do

Virginie · 05-24-2002, 10:39 AM

Your young, summer's comming along... Have fun, go out, get girlssssssssssss until September and settle down before winter.

My two cents!!!!!!!!! OMG I sound like a guy!!!!!!

Cheshire · 05-24-2002, 10:43 AM

Quick!!! Run out and find the first little mindless 19 year old girl you can, and move her into your house... That way you don't ever have to be alone with yourself, and she can clean while you're at work.

I've heard this works.

TheFLY · 05-24-2002, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lawpal

pictures please

sorry no pic -- she was very upset that I was associated w/ this biz... if her pic was posted here I'd feel even worse. I almost gave up this biz because of her -- and I even turned down a nice job in Cali working for an adult company.

I didn't have the willpower to keep my hands off the goods of Vegas -- that's one of the main reasons that I fucked up my relationship w/ her.

We adult webmasters live a unique predicament... especially because I don't want to be with a crack whore or some chick w/ all kinds of hibernating STD's...

playa · 05-24-2002, 10:47 AM

best way to forget bout old pussy is getting into some new pussy,,, funny how new pussy always makes you forget

great to be a man

Kimmykim · 05-24-2002, 11:30 AM

Did this happen over some anal she didn't want to do?

FreeOnes · 05-24-2002, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Did this happen over some anal she didn't want to do?

*LOL*

^R3K^ · 05-24-2002, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
My girlfriend broke up with me -- NEED ADVICE

I say you should shoot yourself -- Piece of shit.

Midnyte · 05-24-2002, 11:43 AM

Quote:

best way to forget bout old pussy is getting into some new pussy,,, funny how new pussy always makes you forget

Shit like that always makes me wish I were a man.....what is so magical about pussy that it makes everything okay that cock just doesn't have? Or am I just trying the wrong cocks?

TheFLY · 05-24-2002, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Did this happen over some anal she didn't want to do?

Honestly I would never want to shit a turd the size of my dick. I'm not especially long, but I'm thick... so unless she really wanted anal -- I have no interest there.

Not that I spend hours looking at a girl's asshole -- but I have to admit it's unattractive to see a girl w/ a stretched out hole... Just think about it -- we're in a 69 and I'm lapping away at your cunt -- I look up and I'm reminded that some other guy stretched out your asshole. Not very cool.

I don't need a kinky girlfriend -- I enjoy the simple pleasures... if you would like details Kimmykim we better take this offline. lol

TheFLY · 05-24-2002, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Midnyte
Or am I just trying the wrong cocks?

You should join a cock fan-club... I met a girl recently that told me her friends and her do a "penis dance" -- to call upon the great penis.

Kimmykim · 05-24-2002, 11:49 AM

I'm still trying to figure out why you were wanting the pointers on anal the other day if you had a girlfriend. ;)

Fletch XXX · 05-24-2002, 11:54 AM

Steve · 05-24-2002, 11:57 AM

if you lost her because you couldn't keep your dick in your pants, then she wasn't the right one anyway

enjoy the memories and move on

Steve · 05-24-2002, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY

You should join a cock fan-club... I met a girl recently that told me her friends and her do a "penis dance" -- to call upon the great penis.

why do I think the "great penis" they pray for would come attached to the fat wallet?

hdcrltr1 · 05-24-2002, 12:01 PM

I think a lot of you here should work suicide hotlines. "Huh? What was that? Sorry, I wasn't really paying attention."

Having worked in the strip club biz as a manager for close to 4 years, I can relate to the frustrations of finding someone worthwhile do date while working in the adult biz. I have no idea what the females are like that work in the adult website biz (well, I know one, and she's a complete whack job

) but for God's sake man, don't date strippers!! I used to love hanging out in the dressing room to get a feel for the true stripper mentality, believe me, the more money you spend and the nicer you are, the more shit they're talking about you when you leave. I made the mistake of dating one myself for close to three years only to find out she was banging around like a screen door in a hurricane the whole time.

Good luck bro.

Midnyte · 05-24-2002, 12:04 PM

Quote:

I met a girl recently that told me her friends and her do a "penis dance" -- to call upon the great penis.

Oh man, and I thought -I- was a freak....

Quote:

I have no idea what the females are like that work in the adult website biz

We aren't all mega bitches, honest

Steve · 05-24-2002, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hdcrltr1
Having worked in the strip club biz as a manager for close to 4 years, I can relate to the frustrations of finding someone worthwhile do date while working in the adult biz. I have no idea what the females are like that work in the adult website biz (well, I know one, and she's a complete whack job ) but for God's sake man, don't date strippers!! I used to love hanging out in the dressing room to get a feel for the true stripper mentality, believe me, the more money you spend and the nicer you are, the more shit they're talking about you when you leave. I made the mistake of dating one myself for close to three years only to find out she was banging around like a screen door in a hurricane the whole time.

BINGO!

basically, they treat you like you treat AOL surfers

kmanrox · 05-24-2002, 12:18 PM

women and the devil, and the root of all evil....

you are better off bro!

and if you do 300 signups a day, who the hell needs a job anywhere?? =))

rock on, fuck the girl

and yes bang a hooker,

http://www.eroticreview.com

Cheshire · 05-24-2002, 12:36 PM

Now remember kids, Kman is Buy~sexual.

Brad Mitchell · 05-24-2002, 12:39 PM

Call your phone sex number Fly, there's a girlfriend or two for you there. At least then someone would be calling it. LOL

Brad

UnseenWorld · 05-24-2002, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
why limit your options? You could always turn gay and find yourself a cute leather boy.

"I'm bisexual because it doubles my chances of having a date on Saturday night." - Woody Allen

Funbrunette · 05-24-2002, 01:31 PM

Plenty of fish in the sea

boneprone · 05-24-2002, 01:41 PM

i fucked her

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 05-24-2002, 01:51 PM

You comming to Montreal Pete ??

Lot of nice girls there Bro ... you'll temporarily forget all about ......

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 05-24-2002, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Virginie
Your young, summer's comming along... Have fun, go out, get girlssssssssssss until September and settle down before winter.

My two cents!!!!!!!!! OMG I sound like a guy!!!!!!

To prove my point Pete ... take a look at where Ginie's from ...

But hands off her ... me and some Ace Ventura wannabe from ORGASM.COM are fightin over her already !!

You'll have to find another ... but there are PLENTY there ... Montreal Girls are to Canada, What Cali girls are to the US of A

..... S M O K I N' H O T ! ! !

Jakke PNG · 05-24-2002, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
i fucked her

I bet you really did too this time.

Jer · 05-24-2002, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY

Where do I find her?

BRAZIL

Bigdogg · 05-24-2002, 02:46 PM

Throw her in the gutter and go get another!!

DPlayMax · 05-24-2002, 03:01 PM

she musta found out your a porn king

TheFLY · 05-24-2002, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
I'm still trying to figure out why you were wanting the pointers on anal the other day if you had a girlfriend. ;)

Ahhhhh Yes -- the Anal Relaxation Technique thread -- ART for short. I do remember that now...

blackcat · 05-24-2002, 05:26 PM

ive lost my soulmate a month ago also... this sucks man... i almost cant do anything ive done before, and everywhere i go i just think of her.... i cant do with any other women because im thinking in her!!!
oh.... fuck off... i dont have any advise for u... actualy, i think i need a lot of advices too.....

hey, jer, are u from brazil too?? whats your icq??

TheFLY · 05-24-2002, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blackcat

hey, jer, are u from brazil too?? whats your icq??

Damn I want to visit you guys in Brazil... that sounds like a lot of fun -- only I don't know Portuguese -- I can't even spell it!

SNOW · 05-24-2002, 06:25 PM

PETE COME BACK TO CALIFORNIA I'LL STRAIGHTEN YOU OUT....

bdld · 05-24-2002, 07:22 PM

best piece of advice i can give is to exercise, worst thing you can do is just sit there and think. however the #1 healer is time itself.

Jamie · 05-24-2002, 07:46 PM

Goto the Strip Club and get a BJ in TJ

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corvette Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: scottsdale Posts: 7,880	On a serious note, I went through this a month ago. Most horrible thing in the world. Couldn't sleep, didn't want to eat, wear my seatbelt, didn't want to be alone, yet when with my friends, didn't want to talk. I had all sorts of people giving me advise, most of which sucked. The best advise I was given was, hey, better now than later, you might not know this now, but you can do better. Look at all of the doors that are open for you now, begin dating 5-6 girls and have a good time. Hard to at first, but it does have its good points. Dont look for a replacement right away, just have fun. try not to think about her. Move into some apartments with people in their 20s, where after the bar/club closes, the spa is packed full of women If you are sure that you are not going to get back together, then just have fun. Do what you like. Try not to think about her.... On where to go, just get out of the house, do whatever, just be around other people, whatever you have to do, whatever you like to do __________________ If you need a good company for check writing services, then check out checkissuing, and for webhosting, check out Phoenix NAP

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05-24-2002, 10:21 AM	#1
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	My girlfriend broke up with me -- NEED ADVICE I just had to get that off my chest ;) What a great girl to lose too... she was the spring in my step ;( Of course I'm doing all this self-analysis... what kind of girl do I want now? will Miss FLY be my pornographic sidekick or an inexperienced virgin? I can't decide who she will be... I have to work on a gameplan NOW -- shit! What kind of girl should I look for? Where do I find her?

05-24-2002, 10:22 AM	#2
RollyWong316 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 47	go to a strip club playa

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	why limit your options? You could always turn gay and find yourself a cute leather boy.

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MaxDent Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 851	best thing you can do when you lose a chick you think was the best is to raise the bar on who you will go out with next. Have the girls buy you drinks. If they give you attitude in a bar just get up and smile and leave them. Always try and score on the first date, if not by the second, drop em'. Some good lines to take them home are: Wanna go back to my place and check out my new refrigerator? Let's just go back to my place and watch a DVD. Kaierimashoo ka? (only works with Japanese girls) Don't laugh, these work. Trust me. If you need anymore advice, ICQ me, 112525461, the Dr. is in.

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hdcrltr1 Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: The 9th Circle of Hell Posts: 24	I think a lot of you here should work suicide hotlines. "Huh? What was that? Sorry, I wasn't really paying attention." Having worked in the strip club biz as a manager for close to 4 years, I can relate to the frustrations of finding someone worthwhile do date while working in the adult biz. I have no idea what the females are like that work in the adult website biz (well, I know one, and she's a complete whack job ) but for God's sake man, don't date strippers!! I used to love hanging out in the dressing room to get a feel for the true stripper mentality, believe me, the more money you spend and the nicer you are, the more shit they're talking about you when you leave. I made the mistake of dating one myself for close to three years only to find out she was banging around like a screen door in a hurricane the whole time. Good luck bro.

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blackcat Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sao Paulo, SP, Brazil Posts: 168	ive lost my soulmate a month ago also... this sucks man... i almost cant do anything ive done before, and everywhere i go i just think of her.... i cant do with any other women because im thinking in her!!! oh.... fuck off... i dont have any advise for u... actualy, i think i need a lot of advices too..... hey, jer, are u from brazil too?? whats your icq??

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