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Mr. Soul · 05-31-2006, 11:47 AM

Boycott this movie. I've heard on TV at least 15 times that Jennifer Aniston gets naked in this movie. This appears to be the only thing about this movie worthy of mentioning on TV, because that's all you hear about it. Well guess what, in case you weren't already sure, it's official. It does not show her naked. It shows a blurry one second flash of her ass, that's it. What a pathetic scam. Trying to trick people into paying $8 to see Jennifer Aniston's tits, and then not delivering. I hope you'll join me in my boycott and help this movie become one of the worst box office performers of all time.

Thank you.

Halcyon · 05-31-2006, 11:53 AM

Ya know what you would love?
MrSkin.com. You'll save time and money in the long run.

SleazyDream · 05-31-2006, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Halcyon

Ya know what you would love?
MrSkin.com. You'll save time and money in the long run.

lol

good one

CDSmith · 05-31-2006, 11:55 AM

You or someone you know paid money to see this movie??

ha ha...pwn3d!!

Mr. Soul · 05-31-2006, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Halcyon

Ya know what you would love?
MrSkin.com. You'll save time and money in the long run.

Member for 4+ years, celebrity nudity does it for me more than anything. But I would rather see those jugs on the big screen.

Speaking of Mrskin, I wasn't sure if he worked directly for/with the movie studios or if they just turned the other cheek, but now I'm convinced he works for them. He's always honest about movie nudity, and he's been totally silent about this movie. I assume it's because the movie studios told him not to reveal their lie until well after the movie is in theatres.

Mr. Soul · 05-31-2006, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

You or someone you know paid money to see this movie??

ha ha...pwn3d!!

No, someone I know went to a screening for free.

I'd gladly pay $8 to see Jennifer Aniston naked. I'd probably also pay it just to see another movie with Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau, even though it's a cheezy romantic comedy.

I wonder how many people are going to be scammed by the false claims of nudity. I can't be the only one who loves celebrity ass. Big link on the Drudge report today "Jennifer Aniston naked in new movie". And here I thought Matt Drudge didn't lie (kidding).

Look at this crap-
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/enterta...ent_603947.htm

stickyfingerz · 05-31-2006, 12:05 PM

Being someone that works in porn I wasnt that worried bout seein some titty lol. If the movie is funny Ill be happy.

Phoenix · 05-31-2006, 12:10 PM

my girl already made me promise wed go see it

CDSmith · 05-31-2006, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Soul

No, someone I know went to a screening for free.

I'd gladly pay $8 to see Jennifer Aniston naked. I'd probably also pay it just to see another movie with Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau, even though it's a cheezy romantic comedy.

I wonder how many people are going to be scammed by the false claims of nudity. I can't be the only one who loves celebrity ass. Big link on the Drudge report today "Jennifer Aniston naked in new movie". And here I thought Matt Drudge didn't lie (kidding).

Look at this crap-
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/enterta...ent_603947.htm

Hmm. I see your point, but if I'm going to a movie, free or otherwise, I'm going for the entertainment value of the movie. I wouldn't expect Aniston to get all that naked no matter what the film was promoted as.

As for this movie I'll for sure wait for it to come out on Movie Central, and then maybe give it a watching if it falls on a night where I feel like wasting a couple hours. Same with this new Sandler flick "Click" or whatever.... from the tv trailer it looks to be a movie designed to kill brain cells, period. One can only hope he's not nude in his flick, even blurred for a second.

:D

cranki · 05-31-2006, 12:12 PM

read this
http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=973

swoop · 05-31-2006, 12:15 PM

that sucks...is Vince Vaughn getting soft?

lazycash · 05-31-2006, 12:31 PM

Going to see a movie with your sole motivation being to catch a glimpse of a naked celeb sounds like something I might have done at 15.

05-31-2006, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

Going to see a movie with your sole motivation being to catch a glimpse of a naked celeb sounds like something I might have done at 15.

Me too!

WiredGuy · 05-31-2006, 12:47 PM

I wanted to see it thinking Vince Vaughn was getting naked.
WG

Mr. Soul · 05-31-2006, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash

Going to see a movie with your sole motivation being to catch a glimpse of a naked celeb sounds like something I might have done at 15.

Don't hate on me, some people like to watch a donkey fuck a girl. I just like celebrity beave.

luv$ · 05-31-2006, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

my girl already made me promise wed go see it

Haha SUCKER!

Kevsh · 05-31-2006, 02:27 PM

Even with her naked, sprawling on a bed (yawn) I couldn't possibly fathom spending money, never mind time, on something like this.

Mr. Soul · 05-31-2006, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevsh

Even with her naked, sprawling on a bed (yawn) I couldn't possibly fathom spending money, never mind time, on something like this.

You realize that our entire business revolves around people spending $30+ a month to see people naked right? Yet you couldn't fathom spending money to see someone you find very attractive naked?

TheGoldenChild · 05-31-2006, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

Going to see a movie with your sole motivation being to catch a glimpse of a naked celeb sounds like something I might have done at 15.

Really.

I'd be happy to lend this gent a stack of National Geographics so he can sneak a peak at some boobies on some female Tootsie tribe members.

dynastoned · 05-31-2006, 02:46 PM

Jennifer Aniston is TIIIRRRREDDD props to Mr. Pitt for dropping that hag.

Michaelious · 05-31-2006, 02:47 PM

I don't really like jennifer anniston that much anyway

Mr. Soul · 05-31-2006, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by kBizzle

Really.

I'd be happy to lend this gent a stack of National Geographics so he can sneak a peak at some boobies on some female Tootsie tribe members.

Honestly, what business are you guys in? I mean, KB, I know you're a failed TV producer and basically a con artist, but what about the rest of you? Don't you sell porn for a living? Yet you find it strang that someone wants to see a celeb he loves naked? Christ there have been 200,000 Paris and Britaney threads on this fucking board, are those girls are just plain nasty. I'm dumbfounded that people on a porn board are suprised that someone wants to see a hot celeb naked. Especially a board on which people act like 13 year olds when there's a thread about Paris Hilton or go nuts when some half decent model posts a picture of her tits.

Anyway, this thread wasn't even about me wanting to see Jennifer Aniston naked, as much as I do. This thread is about blatent false advertising.

Manowar · 05-31-2006, 02:55 PM

i heard it was shit

robfantasy · 05-31-2006, 03:17 PM

u surfer

chase · 05-31-2006, 03:36 PM

I'll admit it..I like to see celebrities naked. *shrug* There's something about catching them nude or in a sex act that makes them more real, and the fact that they are "untouchable" is more exciting...if it wasn't, there wouldn't be any older guys joining teen sites.

fl_prn_str · 05-31-2006, 03:40 PM

blockbuster here i come...

selena · 05-31-2006, 03:45 PM

If there was an official JohnnyDeppNude.com, I'd be all over a membership for that site.

So I empathize, Mr. Soul.

Malicious Biz · 05-31-2006, 03:46 PM

the only reason this movie should be boycotted:

jennifer aniston is in it.

Manowar · 05-31-2006, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Michaelious

I don't really like jennifer anniston that much anyway

she used to be hot

Spunky · 05-31-2006, 05:54 PM

The trailor looked dumb ..I'll wait for the dvd

sweetgirl2006 · 05-31-2006, 06:30 PM

thanks for telling me i was about to go see it with a friend but thanks for the advice maybe ill watch something else.

gecko · 05-31-2006, 07:27 PM

Looks funny, I'll go see it :P

Tdog · 05-31-2006, 07:29 PM

Thanks for the review. I will pass on it.

Vitasoy · 06-01-2006, 02:10 AM

Yea I heard it was pretty shitty.

hova · 06-01-2006, 02:24 AM

I allready knew this

Barefootsies · 06-01-2006, 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Soul

Boycott this movie. I've heard on TV at least 15 times that Jennifer Aniston gets naked in this movie. This appears to be the only thing about this movie worthy of mentioning on TV, because that's all you hear about it. Well guess what, in case you weren't already sure, it's official. It does not show her naked. It shows a blurry one second flash of her ass, that's it. What a pathetic scam. Trying to trick people into paying $8 to see Jennifer Aniston's tits, and then not delivering. I hope you'll join me in my boycott and help this movie become one of the worst box office performers of all time.

Thank you.

Sounds like the same marketing sham they used in "Girl Next Door" with Cuthbert.

CDSmith · 06-01-2006, 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Soul

Honestly, what business are you guys in? I mean, KB, I know you're a failed TV producer and basically a con artist, but what about the rest of you? Don't you sell porn for a living? Yet you find it strang that someone wants to see a celeb he loves naked? Christ there have been 200,000 Paris and Britaney threads on this fucking board, are those girls are just plain nasty. I'm dumbfounded that people on a porn board are suprised that someone wants to see a hot celeb naked. Especially a board on which people act like 13 year olds when there's a thread about Paris Hilton or go nuts when some half decent model posts a picture of her tits.

Anyway, this thread wasn't even about me wanting to see Jennifer Aniston naked, as much as I do. This thread is about blatent false advertising.

I think you've got surfers and webmasters confused dude. You're not on a "porn board", you're on a porn INDUSTRY board.... big difference. Most actual webmaster here aren't here to wank to nipple slips of Aniston for christ sake buddy, get a grip. If you had any idea how many nudie pics I've looked at and edited or reviewed or photochopped in the past 7+ years you'd shit your pants.

Is it any wonder I'm not doing cartwheels over this?

Your point of view would be a helluvalot more valid and effective on a porn surfer board.

05-31-2006, 11:47 AM	#1
Mr. Soul Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Manhattan Posts: 1,633	Do NOT go see "the Breakup" under any circumstances. Boycott this movie. I've heard on TV at least 15 times that Jennifer Aniston gets naked in this movie. This appears to be the only thing about this movie worthy of mentioning on TV, because that's all you hear about it. Well guess what, in case you weren't already sure, it's official. It does not show her naked. It shows a blurry one second flash of her ass, that's it. What a pathetic scam. Trying to trick people into paying $8 to see Jennifer Aniston's tits, and then not delivering. I hope you'll join me in my boycott and help this movie become one of the worst box office performers of all time. Thank you.

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