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snarfs · 05-23-2002, 08:26 PM

In retaliation for the "post your pup" thread....

smithy · 05-23-2002, 08:27 PM

Nice pussy

Exxxotica · 05-23-2002, 08:42 PM

smithy · 05-23-2002, 08:48 PM

shit....is this the world's uglyist cat contest?

[Labret] · 05-23-2002, 08:51 PM

Fuck... here we go. I only love them because they are stoners. Cept the Serval. Dont get him high...

Yet.

Mr. Hat

Beef Jerky

and Anubis again... the Serval

smithy · 05-23-2002, 08:54 PM

hey ..what's that spotted one called

cherrylula · 05-23-2002, 08:58 PM

Serval...the spotted one? Wow, I need one of those. What a beautiful creature.

I have two cats but I am allergic so I can't really pet them much

We get stoned together though hehe

gaby · 05-23-2002, 08:58 PM

gaby · 05-23-2002, 08:59 PM

tsk tsk tsk.. isn't the Serval an endangered species?

snarfs · 05-23-2002, 09:00 PM

Yes I was interested in Labret's Serval enough to dig up this article in case anyone is interested:

http://www.valleystables-exotics.com/serval.htm

...ans no, the Serval cat is one of the few spotted cats not on the endangered species list.

dipshit moron retard · 05-23-2002, 09:00 PM

big ups to [labret]

titmowse · 05-23-2002, 09:02 PM

here's a pic of bob, the polydactyl kitty:

unfortunately, he ran off a month ago.

fortunately, there's a new litter of kitties at our house and one of them is all black with six toes on one front paw and seven on the other. we're keeping him!

Labret. cool kitty. tell me more about Servals.

[Labret] · 05-23-2002, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gaby
tsk tsk tsk.. isn't the Serval an endangered species?

No way.. and completely legal in alot of areas. Some areas wont let you have them. Its legal here in MI.

Rochard · 05-23-2002, 09:04 PM

Here's my pussy!

[Labret] · 05-23-2002, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by titmowse
here's a pic of bob, the polydactyl kitty:

Bizarre!

Damn and I completely forgot about Ping. A total fucking spaz.

Nina · 05-23-2002, 09:07 PM

I have three but this one is my newest... just got her a week ago. Her name is Fuzzy Nigel.

<img src="http://www.ninaknowsbest.com/fuzzy_nigel.jpg" width="382" height="576">

[Labret] · 05-23-2002, 09:07 PM

Do I have to make the first reference to wet hairy pussy?

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
Here's my pussy!

smithy · 05-23-2002, 09:07 PM

yeah... the serval....must only be a young one .....better looking than the ones on that site and a lot smaller too.....looks like they could be real killers when they grow up.....wouldn't play mouse under the blanket with that one

The black and white dude seems pretty relaxed in spite of the gun

Tanker · 05-23-2002, 09:09 PM

I wonder if a serval would get along with my greyhound he needs a running partner around the house he likes cats I just need a cat that likes him

[Labret] · 05-23-2002, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smithy
yeah... the serval....must only be a young one .....better looking than the ones on that site and a lot smaller too.....looks like they could be real killers when they grow up.....wouldn't play mouse under the blanket with that one

The black and white dude seems pretty relaxed in spite of the gun

Yes, he is only 2 months old. Already size of normal housecat.

Killer? Not really. In the wild they are bird killers and other assorted small savanah dwelling animals, so anything larger than a normal housecat is safe. Not to say full grown he couldnt freak out and kill a fully grown human. Sure, if he gets the neck like a gazelle, you are fucked. And dont think I dont think about it. But I have never heard or read of anyone being killed by a serval, and they are more common than you would think. Expensive but readily available in this country.

and they are really smart, I mean really smart. Its not a domesticated cat so it hasnt had it senses dulled by human domestication over the centuries. Its a cat, but its like a cat X 10. I often find him unnerving. They are leaping cats so they can do 8 feet vertical no problem. They really bond with specific people and view you as pride, not people. And since we bottle fed him as a baby, we are pride. Its nutty shit. God I feel like a cat fag.

smithy · 05-23-2002, 09:21 PM

I wonder if a serval would get along with my greyhound he needs a running partner around the house he likes cats I just need a cat that likes him

.................................................. .......................................

Tanker...If you got a serval for your greyhound...well I just hope it's a quick greyhound....might end up in the cats bowl

Queueyon · 05-23-2002, 09:22 PM

Nice to see you adult webmasters have your priorities right. Love cats but my BF is allergic to them.

Tanker · 05-23-2002, 09:23 PM

LOL he is fast LOL

smithy · 05-23-2002, 09:29 PM

and awake on on guard 24/7

Nina · 05-23-2002, 09:36 PM

here are my other two... Gur Picky and Irma Barbie. They like to make porn too, especially when there's milk involved.

<img src="http://www.ninaknowsbest.com/Nina_kitties.jpg" width="400" height="300">

smithy · 05-23-2002, 09:43 PM

Nice pussies...all three of them!!

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Brian · 05-23-2002, 09:56 PM

snarfs · 05-23-2002, 09:57 PM

Is that cat IN the pool?

...only see two pussies... unfortunatly....

Jon2 · 05-23-2002, 09:58 PM

Ohh yea

Jon

snarfs · 05-23-2002, 10:03 PM

Does anyone else here stick their finger in their cats mouth when they yawn, or is it just me?

Brian · 05-23-2002, 10:04 PM

I <strike>flog</strike> twang my cat's tongue from time to time when he yawns. He doesn't like it much though, hehe.

[Labret] · 05-23-2002, 10:10 PM

I fuck with my idiots so bad. Im a big fan of pinning ears back and laughing. Or pulling face skin back so they look japanese and expose teeth, that always makes me laugh. Get them high, and then give them catnip. Play with them too rough so they get mad and growl and act like they are gonna kick my ass... but they never would. Piece of tape on bottom of paw is good, depending on how much of a spaz it was. And yes, always poking their tongue when they yawn. Or blow in their mouth, that always pisses them off as well.

smithy · 05-23-2002, 10:12 PM

some pussies love being blown on......my pussy love having its back patted hard just near the tail!!

[Labret] · 05-23-2002, 10:13 PM

Anyone else play "Lets see what the dog wont eat".

We give him everything, and we have yet to find something he wont eat. Veggies, fruit, candy, his own shit, our cats shit (not that we give it to him, he just finds the cat box once and awhile and digs in). You name it, he will eat it.

Do the same with the cats.

steffie · 05-23-2002, 10:14 PM

Now I know I have no live. I am posting my pussy on the net Memorial Weekend at 1 am in the morning,, yikes!
OK, back to work, gotta crop another 500 pictures la la la la
<p align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.tapact.com/spunky.jpg" width="400" height="410">

[Labret] · 05-23-2002, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smithy
some pussies love being blown on......my pussy love having its back patted hard just near the tail!!

ahaah my girlfriend has a siamese and that cat if you do the hard smack down by the tail. Just freaks out and digs in and loves it like it was sex. Noise, clawing, and chewing on everything around her. First time I ever saw it, freaked me out.

[Labret] · 05-23-2002, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by steffie
Now I know I have no live. I am posting my pussy on the net Memorial Weekend at 1 am in the morning,, yikes!

ahahaah CLASSIC

http://www.steffiecam.com/celebs/subway.htm

smithy · 05-23-2002, 10:31 PM

yeah Labret....I think it reminds them of sex.....when cats "do it" we don't call it doggies... do we?.....would would we call it?

Rich J. · 05-23-2002, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smithy
some pussies love being blown on......my pussy love having its back patted hard just near the tail!!

No way! One of our cats goes crazy about this too. I thought he was the only one. I literally pound on him so hard that Tera makes me stop because she thinks I'm gonna fuck him up but he loves it and begs for more. Fucked up I tell ya...

cherrylula · 05-23-2002, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
Anyone else play "Lets see what the dog wont eat".

We give him everything, and we have yet to find something he wont eat. Veggies, fruit, candy, his own shit, our cats shit (not that we give it to him, he just finds the cat box once and awhile and digs in). You name it, he will eat it.

Do the same with the cats.

haha yeah our miniature pinscher eats everything and anything he can find. Its almost scary because one day he threw up a big ball of bamboo fence that I am surprised did not puncture his insides. He likes to chew on rocks, I had to rid the entire patio of them because he kept bringing them inside (try stepping on a fucking rock barefoot in your living room).

I am always worried that he's going to eat something totally toxic. Dumbass dogs hehehehe. Yeah he'll eat cat shit and cat vomit also. Fresh tuna cat vomit. yuck.

smithy · 05-23-2002, 10:52 PM

yeah Rich....I never could understand the wily ways of pussies....hey everyone ...try this on your pussies at home and let us know!!

LAJ · 05-23-2002, 10:54 PM

aaaahhh what the hell... I love my cat

Beats the hell out of having kids

^R3K^ · 05-23-2002, 11:03 PM

This thread is killing me..

My cat just had three little ones, she stayed in heat for so long, and i didnt want to get her fixed that i finaly let her outside for five minutes, came back in and was jumping st8 up and down for like 15 minutes then rolling all over the ground.. ohh yeah she got some ;-))

If you really want to have fun with your cats, tie a sock or a rope around thier waist right where thier back legs are, and watch them.

Its fucks up thier balance and shit, dont worry its not mean, you can take it right off.

^R3K^ · 05-23-2002, 11:08 PM

For all you people that are having Horny cat problems, 1 word for you. = Q-Tips

[Labret] · 05-23-2002, 11:11 PM

holy, you sick fuck.

I had a neighbor as a kid I remember telling my mom she took care of her cat in heat with th eraser end of a pencil. So fucked up.

Yet... so... intriguing.

PersianKitty · 05-23-2002, 11:14 PM

Ya'll don't want to get me started posting all my kitty pictures. ;)

^R3K^ · 05-23-2002, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
holy, you sick fuck.

I had a neighbor as a kid I remember telling my mom she took care of her cat in heat with th eraser end of a pencil. So fucked up.

Yet... so... intriguing.

Gooodd Daaammnn.. Labret called me a sick fuck!

Shit it will bring you and your cat closer together man, then watch them afterwards, they fucking go nuts, and attacy you and shit.. you better make sure it is rough, because they like it rough!

by the way labret hit me up on ICQ..

steffie · 05-23-2002, 11:24 PM

Glad you like Labret

Truth Hurts · 05-23-2002, 11:34 PM

cats suck I am more of a dog person.

Squishy · 05-24-2002, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
Ya'll don't want to get me started posting all my kitty pictures. ;)

Yes we do...you have nice kitties.

05-23-2002, 08:26 PM	#1
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titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	here's a pic of bob, the polydactyl kitty: unfortunately, he ran off a month ago. fortunately, there's a new litter of kitties at our house and one of them is all black with six toes on one front paw and seven on the other. we're keeping him! Labret. cool kitty. tell me more about Servals. __________________ I still love everybody

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smithy Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Brisbane Posts: 156	Nice pussy

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smithy Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Brisbane Posts: 156	shit....is this the world's uglyist cat contest?

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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Fuck... here we go. I only love them because they are stoners. Cept the Serval. Dont get him high... Yet. Mr. Hat Beef Jerky and Anubis again... the Serval

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smithy Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Brisbane Posts: 156	hey ..what's that spotted one called

05-23-2002, 08:58 PM	#7
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	Serval...the spotted one? Wow, I need one of those. What a beautiful creature. I have two cats but I am allergic so I can't really pet them much We get stoned together though hehe

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gaby Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 712	tsk tsk tsk.. isn't the Serval an endangered species?

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smithy Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Brisbane Posts: 156	I wonder if a serval would get along with my greyhound he needs a running partner around the house he likes cats I just need a cat that likes him .................................................. ....................................... Tanker...If you got a serval for your greyhound...well I just hope it's a quick greyhound....might end up in the cats bowl

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Brian Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Amherst, MA Posts: 450	I <strike>flog</strike> twang my cat's tongue from time to time when he yawns. He doesn't like it much though, hehe. __________________ ICQ: 89118055 HerbalCommerce.com - Herbal Product Manufacturing/Private labeling - NOT a middleman! WebmasterCommerce.com - Webmaster Resources FightResource.com - *THE* Online Mixed Martial Arts Directory Last edited by Brian; 05-23-2002 at 10:07 PM..

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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	I fuck with my idiots so bad. Im a big fan of pinning ears back and laughing. Or pulling face skin back so they look japanese and expose teeth, that always makes me laugh. Get them high, and then give them catnip. Play with them too rough so they get mad and growl and act like they are gonna kick my ass... but they never would. Piece of tape on bottom of paw is good, depending on how much of a spaz it was. And yes, always poking their tongue when they yawn. Or blow in their mouth, that always pisses them off as well.

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smithy Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Brisbane Posts: 156	some pussies love being blown on......my pussy love having its back patted hard just near the tail!!

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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Anyone else play "Lets see what the dog wont eat". We give him everything, and we have yet to find something he wont eat. Veggies, fruit, candy, his own shit, our cats shit (not that we give it to him, he just finds the cat box once and awhile and digs in). You name it, he will eat it. Do the same with the cats.

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smithy Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Brisbane Posts: 156	yeah Labret....I think it reminds them of sex.....when cats "do it" we don't call it doggies... do we?.....would would we call it?

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smithy Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Brisbane Posts: 156	yeah Rich....I never could understand the wily ways of pussies....hey everyone ...try this on your pussies at home and let us know!!

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^R3K^ Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: North Carolina Posts: 2,815	This thread is killing me.. My cat just had three little ones, she stayed in heat for so long, and i didnt want to get her fixed that i finaly let her outside for five minutes, came back in and was jumping st8 up and down for like 15 minutes then rolling all over the ground.. ohh yeah she got some ;-)) If you really want to have fun with your cats, tie a sock or a rope around thier waist right where thier back legs are, and watch them. Its fucks up thier balance and shit, dont worry its not mean, you can take it right off.

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^R3K^ Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: North Carolina Posts: 2,815	For all you people that are having Horny cat problems, 1 word for you. = Q-Tips

05-23-2002, 11:11 PM	#45
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	holy, you sick fuck. I had a neighbor as a kid I remember telling my mom she took care of her cat in heat with th eraser end of a pencil. So fucked up. Yet... so... intriguing.