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The Duck · 06-02-2006, 02:58 PM

Actual amout of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons

Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour

Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches

Average length when erect: 5.1

Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch

Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)

Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet

Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall

Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start excercising, lose weight.

Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, and wheat germ

Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%

Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2weeks

Average # of erections per day for a man: 11

Average # of erections during the night: 9

Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches

The human equalivent: 26 miles (a marathon distance)

Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds

Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours

Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)

Shelf life of a hostess twinkie: 7 years

Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100

Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm

Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm

Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm

# of times condoms are thicker that plastic wrap: almost 6

In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet.

Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste.

Dairy products can create a foul taste.

The taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.

ACIDIC FRUITS AND ALCOHOL (EXCEPT PROCESSED LIQUORS) GIVE IT A PLEASANT AND SUGARY TASTE.

Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown

Drinking a Corona with lime is double the fun.

Odors that increase blood flow to the penis:lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie. (Happy Thanksgiving!)

Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower.

It is common for men to wake up with "morning wood," a name for an a.m. erection.

Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false.

Abithefiend · 06-02-2006, 03:02 PM

Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch

Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

Lmao there's something very unfair about those two facts.

G-Rotica · 06-02-2006, 03:03 PM

i learned somethin today

gimo33 · 06-02-2006, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by G-Rotica

i learned somethin today

same here

BluewireAngie · 06-02-2006, 03:10 PM

Great List!!!!

sweetgirl2006 · 06-02-2006, 04:37 PM

i learn something new today, where did you find these facts?

wedouglas · 06-02-2006, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by kandah

Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

Looks like I hit my quota

SgtStrider · 06-02-2006, 05:16 PM

Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

See girls, swallowing isnt that bad.

kanalj · 06-02-2006, 05:20 PM

what the hell is it with swedish ppl on gfy and posting facts?

WD Brian · 06-02-2006, 05:28 PM

good stuff!

SilverTab · 06-02-2006, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by kanalj

what the hell is it with swedish ppl on gfy and posting facts?

You should've said

Fact: A lot of swedish people post facts...

GatorB · 06-02-2006, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by kandah

Actual amout of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

Um yeah I passed 2000 times ejaculating from masturbation before I was 18.

7200 ejaculations in a lifetime? Um yeah I'm at about 10,000. I'm 37.

5200 times a guy ejaculates from sex? Man I am WAY behind.

Spunky · 06-02-2006, 05:35 PM

Good lord ...Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch

supermann · 06-02-2006, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by kandah

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

These two dont make any sense together. This would imply that a on average every man has 2.6 times more sex than masturbation, which we all know is rediculous.

Since a lot of them masturbate everyday or other day, a man has, during the same day, more than twice more sex.

GatorB · 06-02-2006, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by kandah

Average length when erect: 5.1

Where is this, in Asia?

kanalj · 06-02-2006, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilverTab

You should've said

Fact: A lot of swedish people post facts...

Oh blimey! I did not know that!
Fact of the matter, we like facts... and naked blond women, polar bear (usual annoyance's when I go to work), meatballs and bashing wannabee democratic regimes.

GatorB · 06-02-2006, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by supermann

These two dont make any sense together. This would imply that a on average every man has 2.6 times more sex than masturbation, which we all know is rediculous.

Since a lot of them masturbate everyday or other day, a man has, during the same day, more than twice more sex.

Maybe wet dreams fit into the equation somewhere. I've never had one, but I heard it's a real thing.

SilverTab · 06-02-2006, 05:40 PM

mmmmmm swedish meetbals....

good stuff..

stickyfingerz · 06-02-2006, 05:44 PM

11 inch is wrong http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=2139

Documented. 13.5"

supermann · 06-02-2006, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

Maybe wet dreams fit into the equation somewhere. I've never had one, but I heard it's a real thing.

hmm...I may wake up with traces of sperm a couple times, but i never woke up with 2 teaspoons of sperm in my underwear, let alone twice a day every day.

stickyfingerz · 06-02-2006, 05:48 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

More.

Vasago Reno · 06-02-2006, 05:54 PM

Do you spend all day surfing the web for inane shit to repost? When was the last time you offered anything useful and constructive on here? Your mom really should drag your ass outta the basement and into the sunshine more often.

Pornwolf · 06-02-2006, 05:59 PM

I think I'm going to start using plastic wrap instead of condoms.

u-Bob · 06-02-2006, 06:05 PM

"Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2weeks"

Vitasoy · 06-03-2006, 03:21 AM

That is some interesting facts

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