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  • The Duck
    Adult Content Provider
    • May 2005
    • 18243

    #1

    Weird sex facts

    Actual amout of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

    Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

    Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

    Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

    Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons

    Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

    Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour

    Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

    Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150

    Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches

    Average length when erect: 5.1

    Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch

    Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

    Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)

    Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet

    Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall

    Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start excercising, lose weight.

    Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, and wheat germ

    Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%

    Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

    Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

    Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2weeks

    Average # of erections per day for a man: 11

    Average # of erections during the night: 9

    Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches

    The human equalivent: 26 miles (a marathon distance)

    Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds

    Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours

    Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)

    Shelf life of a hostess twinkie: 7 years

    Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100

    Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm

    Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm

    Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm

    # of times condoms are thicker that plastic wrap: almost 6

    In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet.

    Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste.

    Dairy products can create a foul taste.

    The taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.

    ACIDIC FRUITS AND ALCOHOL (EXCEPT PROCESSED LIQUORS) GIVE IT A PLEASANT AND SUGARY TASTE.

    Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown

    Drinking a Corona with lime is double the fun.

    Odors that increase blood flow to the penis:lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie. (Happy Thanksgiving!)

    Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower.

    It is common for men to wake up with "morning wood," a name for an a.m. erection.

    Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false.
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  • Abithefiend
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2005
    • 756

    #2
    Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch

    Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

    Lmao there's something very unfair about those two facts.

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    • G-Rotica
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2005
      • 4258

      #3
      i learned somethin today

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      • gimo33
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2006
        • 5599

        #4
        Originally posted by G-Rotica
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        • BluewireAngie
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          • Apr 2006
          • 4643

          #5
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          • sweetgirl2006
            Confirmed User
            • May 2006
            • 1194

            #6
            i learn something new today, where did you find these facts?



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            • wedouglas
              So Fucking Banned
              • Aug 2004
              • 5921

              #7
              Originally posted by kandah
              Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
              Looks like I hit my quota

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              • SgtStrider
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2005
                • 1196

                #8
                Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

                See girls, swallowing isnt that bad.

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                • kanalj
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2006
                  • 639

                  #9
                  what the hell is it with swedish ppl on gfy and posting facts?

                  I made that back in the days!

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                  • WD Brian
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2006
                    • 202

                    #10
                    good stuff!
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                    • SilverTab
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 5060

                      #11
                      Originally posted by kanalj
                      what the hell is it with swedish ppl on gfy and posting facts?
                      You should've said

                      Fact: A lot of swedish people post facts...
                      mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation
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                      • GatorB
                        The Demon & 12clicks
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 18208

                        #12
                        Originally posted by kandah
                        Actual amout of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

                        Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

                        Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

                        Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
                        Um yeah I passed 2000 times ejaculating from masturbation before I was 18.

                        7200 ejaculations in a lifetime? Um yeah I'm at about 10,000. I'm 37.

                        5200 times a guy ejaculates from sex? Man I am WAY behind.

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                        • Spunky
                          I need a beer
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 133987

                          #13
                          Good lord ...Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch

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                          • supermann
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 412

                            #14
                            Originally posted by kandah

                            Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

                            Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
                            These two dont make any sense together. This would imply that a on average every man has 2.6 times more sex than masturbation, which we all know is rediculous. Since a lot of them masturbate everyday or other day, a man has, during the same day, more than twice more sex.

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                            • GatorB
                              The Demon & 12clicks
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 18208

                              #15
                              Originally posted by kandah
                              Average length when erect: 5.1
                              Where is this, in Asia?

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                              • kanalj
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2006
                                • 639

                                #16
                                Originally posted by SilverTab
                                You should've said

                                Fact: A lot of swedish people post facts...

                                Oh blimey! I did not know that!
                                Fact of the matter, we like facts... and naked blond women, polar bear (usual annoyance's when I go to work), meatballs and bashing wannabee democratic regimes.

                                I made that back in the days!

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                                • GatorB
                                  The Demon & 12clicks
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 18208

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by supermann
                                  These two dont make any sense together. This would imply that a on average every man has 2.6 times more sex than masturbation, which we all know is rediculous. Since a lot of them masturbate everyday or other day, a man has, during the same day, more than twice more sex.
                                  Maybe wet dreams fit into the equation somewhere. I've never had one, but I heard it's a real thing.

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                                  • SilverTab
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Nov 2001
                                    • 5060

                                    #18
                                    mmmmmm swedish meetbals....


                                    good stuff..
                                    mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation
                                    but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959

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                                    • stickyfingerz
                                      Doin fine
                                      • Oct 2005
                                      • 24984

                                      #19
                                      11 inch is wrong http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=2139

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                                      • supermann
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2004
                                        • 412

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by GatorB
                                        Maybe wet dreams fit into the equation somewhere. I've never had one, but I heard it's a real thing.
                                        hmm...I may wake up with traces of sperm a couple times, but i never woke up with 2 teaspoons of sperm in my underwear, let alone twice a day every day.

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                                        • stickyfingerz
                                          Doin fine
                                          • Oct 2005
                                          • 24984

                                          #21
                                          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

                                          More.

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                                          • Vasago Reno
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Mar 2006
                                            • 483

                                            #22
                                            Do you spend all day surfing the web for inane shit to repost? When was the last time you offered anything useful and constructive on here? Your mom really should drag your ass outta the basement and into the sunshine more often.

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                                            • Pornwolf
                                              Drunk and Unruly
                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 22712

                                              #23
                                              I think I'm going to start using plastic wrap instead of condoms.
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                                              • u-Bob
                                                there's no $$$ in porn
                                                • Jul 2005
                                                • 33063

                                                #24
                                                "Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2weeks"

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                                                • Vitasoy
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                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 58202

                                                  #25
                                                  That is some interesting facts


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