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RhiannonAPM · 05-25-2006, 12:35 PM

How will you die?
http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

Rhiannon: At age 45, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.

I LOVE Little Brown Asses · 05-25-2006, 12:38 PM

I Love Little Brown Asses: At age 92, you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

SweetJeanette · 05-25-2006, 12:40 PM

Haha! I love mine!
At age 60, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.

Thanks Rhiannon, that was great!

VicD · 05-25-2006, 12:42 PM

vic: At age 34, aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

I'am already 40....

psili · 05-25-2006, 12:44 PM

bret: At age 75, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal.

Phoenix · 05-25-2006, 12:45 PM

Brad: At age 84, you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

fuck yeah that sint too bad...i always thought it would be wolves though

Doctor Dre · 05-25-2006, 12:47 PM

I'l refuse to give a quarder to a homeless at age 57, and I'l immediatly get hit by a bus.

RhiannonAPM · 05-25-2006, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeNiceGirl

Haha! I love mine!
At age 60, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.

Thanks Rhiannon, that was great!

No problem! ;)

Hipp · 05-25-2006, 12:52 PM

"At age 33, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain."

Ill be 33 for another 263 days. Life looks like it's going to get very interesting.

PSGuru · 05-25-2006, 12:56 PM

At age 96, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

BluewireAngie · 05-25-2006, 12:57 PM

Here's mine - At age 42, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

Too young to die

Antonio · 05-25-2006, 12:58 PM

at age of 195 in the middle of a keyboard war on GFY

klixxxgirl · 05-25-2006, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I LOVE Little Brown Asses

I Love Little Brown Asses: At age 92, you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

hmmmm.. same here.. only at an earlier age

DesignWise · 05-25-2006, 01:00 PM

at age of 200 i'll be the oldest person to fuck an 18 year old japanese teen and die of heart attack...

Shok · 05-25-2006, 01:06 PM

Shok: At age 64, you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Reunion Tour" concerts.

weird, I always thought I would go out in a freak gardening accident

madawgz · 05-25-2006, 01:10 PM

Stephen: At age 61, you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

FlogTheLog · 05-25-2006, 01:12 PM

Kieran: At age 41, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.

WWC-Pajio · 05-25-2006, 01:14 PM

Pajio : At age 64, aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

I'm going to die young!! wtf??????

stickyfingerz · 05-25-2006, 01:16 PM

Ryan: At age 59, while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.

Cyndalie · 05-25-2006, 01:17 PM

Cyndalie: At age 79, you will be attacked by a pack of wild dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

WebairGerard · 05-25-2006, 01:17 PM

WebairGerard: At age 63, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

ContentSHOOTER · 05-25-2006, 01:29 PM

At age 36, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch. Thats just fucking great

RhiannonAPM · 05-25-2006, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ContentSHOOTER

At age 36, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch. Thats just fucking great

That sucks lol

Nikki_Licks · 05-25-2006, 01:39 PM

Well, which ever way I die....I want to be cremated, have my ashes put in a douche bag and run me through one more time....

MrKinkade · 05-25-2006, 01:42 PM

Brian Kinkade: At age 46, a group of strangely dressed children will ridicule you until you commit suicide.

Jman · 05-25-2006, 01:46 PM

Awe man this is awesome : Jean-Francois: At age 97, you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

MrKinkade · 05-25-2006, 01:46 PM

try deathclock.com

NoCarrier · 05-25-2006, 01:47 PM

At age 79, suicide, straight up.

RhiannonAPM · 05-25-2006, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks

Well, which ever way I die....I want to be cremated, have my ashes put in a douche bag and run me through one more time....

OH MAN!! Thats funny!!

Yngwie · 05-25-2006, 01:48 PM

Yngwie: At age 65, you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

viroman · 05-25-2006, 01:50 PM

At age 54, you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much
SHIT 54

i guess more

EdgeXXX · 05-25-2006, 01:51 PM

At age 89, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal.

shit...

Magalie · 05-25-2006, 01:53 PM

Magalie: At age 40, you will purchase a bowl of chili from a local fast food restaurant and choke to death on a parrot that somehow ended up in it.

Ok for the ''choking on a parrot'' but 40 !!! man...thats too young !!

Pure Evil · 05-25-2006, 01:54 PM

Pure Evil: At age 51, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

that sounds about right.

viroman · 05-25-2006, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MrKinkade

try deathclock.com

brr here Sunday, September 18, 2039

gimo33 · 05-25-2006, 02:12 PM

At age 78, you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of alchohol.

very likely to happen LOL

jayeff · 05-25-2006, 02:17 PM

Let's see. I have had angina for more than 10 years and was diagnosed with congestive heart failure a few months ago. But apparently I'm going to live until 90 and then die in a fiery golf-cart crash. Alcohol will be involved

LazyD · 05-25-2006, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hipp

"At age 33, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain."

Ill be 33 for another 263 days. Life looks like it's going to get very interesting.

Mine looks more interresting

"At age 72, you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars. "

asdfqwer · 05-25-2006, 02:33 PM

Funy test

SykkBoy · 05-25-2006, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shok

Shok: At age 64, you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Reunion Tour" concerts.

weird, I always thought I would go out in a freak gardening accident

haha, I was telling Rhiannon about one of my self-made pyro mishaps and had forgotten about yours...

audit01 · 05-25-2006, 03:20 PM

sigdev: At age 74, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

Sounds off by 35hr's and 59 seconds.

Miss Lissa · 05-25-2006, 03:31 PM

Melissa: At age 64, you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

I'm never going in my friends pool again...

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-25-2006, 03:32 PM

LOL :D: At age 60, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.

supermann · 05-25-2006, 04:02 PM

At age 74, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

mardigras · 05-25-2006, 04:10 PM

I don't have to take a test. Based on my family history unless I die in an accident I will probably go sometimes in my 60s to heart attack or cancer.

You guys may have < 20 years to enjoy my posts

SgtStrider · 05-25-2006, 04:28 PM

Strider: At age 98, you will purchase a bowl of chili from a local fast food restaurant and choke to death on a parrot that somehow ended up in it.

And just when I had everything figured out

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