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  • RhiannonAPM
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    • Apr 2006
    • 728
    #1

    How will you die?

    How will you die?
    http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

    Rhiannon: At age 45, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.
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    • I LOVE Little Brown Asses
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      • Jan 2006
      • 1047
      #2
      I Love Little Brown Asses: At age 92, you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

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        • SweetJeanette
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          • May 2006
          • 688
          #3
          Haha! I love mine!
          At age 60, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.

          Thanks Rhiannon, that was great!
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            • VicD
              ICQ: 304-611-162
              • Feb 2005
              • 13245
              #4
              vic: At age 34, aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

              I'am already 40....

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                • psili
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 5526
                  #5
                  bret: At age 75, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal.
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                    • Phoenix
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                      • Nov 2002
                      • 35475
                      #6
                      Brad: At age 84, you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.


                      fuck yeah that sint too bad...i always thought it would be wolves though
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                        • Doctor Dre
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 51692
                          #7
                          I'l refuse to give a quarder to a homeless at age 57, and I'l immediatly get hit by a bus.
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                            • RhiannonAPM
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 728
                              #8
                              Originally posted by MeNiceGirl
                              Haha! I love mine!
                              At age 60, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.

                              Thanks Rhiannon, that was great!
                              No problem! ;)
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                                • Hipp
                                  Registered User
                                  • Dec 2005
                                  • 50
                                  #9
                                  "At age 33, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain."

                                  Ill be 33 for another 263 days. Life looks like it's going to get very interesting.

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                                    • PSGuru
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                                      • Apr 2003
                                      • 552
                                      #10
                                      At age 96, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

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                                        • BluewireAngie
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                                          • Apr 2006
                                          • 4643
                                          #11
                                          Here's mine - At age 42, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

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                                            • Antonio
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                                              • Oct 2001
                                              • 14136
                                              #12
                                              at age of 195 in the middle of a keyboard war on GFY

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                                                • klixxxgirl
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                                                  • Feb 2006
                                                  • 309
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by I LOVE Little Brown Asses
                                                  I Love Little Brown Asses: At age 92, you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.
                                                  hmmmm.. same here.. only at an earlier age
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                                                    • DesignWise
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                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 3575
                                                      #14
                                                      at age of 200 i'll be the oldest person to fuck an 18 year old japanese teen and die of heart attack...
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                                                        • Shok
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                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                          • 5611
                                                          #15
                                                          Shok: At age 64, you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Reunion Tour" concerts.


                                                          weird, I always thought I would go out in a freak gardening accident

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                                                            • madawgz
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                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                              • 30509
                                                              #16
                                                              Stephen: At age 61, you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

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                                                                • FlogTheLog
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                                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                                  • 3842
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Kieran: At age 41, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.

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                                                                    • WWC-Pajio
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                      • 3846
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Pajio : At age 64, aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.


                                                                      I'm going to die young!! wtf??????
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                                                                        • stickyfingerz
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                                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                                          • 24984
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Ryan: At age 59, while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.

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                                                                            • Cyndalie
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                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                              • 3615
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Cyndalie: At age 79, you will be attacked by a pack of wild dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.
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                                                                                • WebairGerard
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                                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                                  • 8113
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  WebairGerard: At age 63, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

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                                                                                    • ContentSHOOTER
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Dec 2005
                                                                                      • 3770
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      At age 36, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch. Thats just fucking great
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                                                                                        • RhiannonAPM
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                                                                                          • Apr 2006
                                                                                          • 728
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by ContentSHOOTER
                                                                                          At age 36, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch. Thats just fucking great

                                                                                          That sucks lol
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                                                                                            • Nikki_Licks
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • May 2005
                                                                                              • 6323
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Well, which ever way I die....I want to be cremated, have my ashes put in a douche bag and run me through one more time....
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                                                                                                • MrKinkade
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                                                                  • 619
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Brian Kinkade: At age 46, a group of strangely dressed children will ridicule you until you commit suicide.


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                                                                                                    • Jman
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                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                      • 22838
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Awe man this is awesome : Jean-Francois: At age 97, you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.
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                                                                                                        • MrKinkade
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                                                                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                                                                          • 619
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          try deathclock.com


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                                                                                                            • NoCarrier
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                                                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                                                              • 16356
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              At age 79, suicide, straight up.

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                                                                                                                • RhiannonAPM
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                                                                                  • 728
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Nikki_Licks
                                                                                                                  Well, which ever way I die....I want to be cremated, have my ashes put in a douche bag and run me through one more time....

                                                                                                                  OH MAN!! Thats funny!!
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                                                                                                                    • Yngwie
                                                                                                                      I am an Alien from space
                                                                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                                                                      • 11118
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Yngwie: At age 65, you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.
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                                                                                                                        • viroman
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                          • 785
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          At age 54, you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much
                                                                                                                          SHIT 54 i guess more
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                                                                                                                            • EdgeXXX
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                                                                                                                              • Oct 2005
                                                                                                                              • 5816
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              At age 89, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal.



                                                                                                                              shit...
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                                                                                                                                • Magalie
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                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2006
                                                                                                                                  • 877
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Magalie: At age 40, you will purchase a bowl of chili from a local fast food restaurant and choke to death on a parrot that somehow ended up in it.


                                                                                                                                  Ok for the ''choking on a parrot'' but 40 !!! man...thats too young !!
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                                                                                                                                    • Pure Evil
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                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                      • 1737
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Pure Evil: At age 51, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

                                                                                                                                      that sounds about right.
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                                                                                                                                        • viroman
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                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                          • 785
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by MrKinkade
                                                                                                                                          try deathclock.com
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                                                                                                                                            • gimo33
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                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                              • 5599
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              At age 78, you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of alchohol.

                                                                                                                                              very likely to happen LOL
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                                                                                                                                                • jayeff
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                                                                                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                                                                                  • 2944
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Let's see. I have had angina for more than 10 years and was diagnosed with congestive heart failure a few months ago. But apparently I'm going to live until 90 and then die in a fiery golf-cart crash. Alcohol will be involved

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                                                                                                                                                    • LazyD
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                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                      • 102
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Hipp
                                                                                                                                                      "At age 33, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain."

                                                                                                                                                      Ill be 33 for another 263 days. Life looks like it's going to get very interesting.
                                                                                                                                                      Mine looks more interresting
                                                                                                                                                      "At age 72, you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars. "
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                                                                                                                                                        • asdfqwer
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                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 431
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Funy test

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                                                                                                                                                            • SykkBoy2
                                                                                                                                                              Jesus loves bacon
                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                                              • 19969
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Shok
                                                                                                                                                              Shok: At age 64, you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Reunion Tour" concerts.


                                                                                                                                                              weird, I always thought I would go out in a freak gardening accident
                                                                                                                                                              haha, I was telling Rhiannon about one of my self-made pyro mishaps and had forgotten about yours...
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                                                                                                                                                                • audit01
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                                                                                                                                  • 19
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  sigdev: At age 74, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

                                                                                                                                                                  Sounds off by 35hr's and 59 seconds.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Miss Lissa
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                                                                                                                                                                      • May 2006
                                                                                                                                                                      • 97
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Melissa: At age 64, you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

                                                                                                                                                                      I'm never going in my friends pool again...

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                                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                          • 16502
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          LOL :D: At age 60, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.

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                                                                                                                                                                            • supermann
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                                                              • 412
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              At age 74, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

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                                                                                                                                                                                • mardigras
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 14194
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  I don't have to take a test. Based on my family history unless I die in an accident I will probably go sometimes in my 60s to heart attack or cancer.

                                                                                                                                                                                  You guys may have < 20 years to enjoy my posts
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • SgtStrider
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 1196
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Strider: At age 98, you will purchase a bowl of chili from a local fast food restaurant and choke to death on a parrot that somehow ended up in it.

                                                                                                                                                                                      And just when I had everything figured out

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