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Juicy D. Links · 05-24-2006, 04:16 AM

If the powers that be allow it ill give away chuncks of 3k or so.

Post here with reason why you want it.......

14) When planning to drink alcohol in excess all night long, you must remember to?

a) Pre-hydrate with plenty of fluids
b) Make arrangements for a taxicab
c) Take your shirt off when you arrive at the club
d) Repress your deep homosexual desire for ?your boys?

Juicy D. Links · 05-24-2006, 04:17 AM

I want mine to stay at "0" permanantly

Juicy D. Links · 05-24-2006, 04:17 AM

I want mine to stay at "0" permanantly

Juicy D. Links · 05-24-2006, 04:19 AM

fuck why the coudble psots

2HousePlague · 05-24-2006, 04:20 AM

I need 829 to be GREEEEEEEEN --

2hp

GuiltyGroups · 05-24-2006, 04:22 AM

I want 1 to be at 30, woops, nevermind

gangbangjoe · 05-24-2006, 04:22 AM

juicy is drunk?

FlogTheLog · 05-24-2006, 04:23 AM

i need some more post count juicy ... i will buy you a hooker in vegas if you give me some of your post count

surfer on acid · 05-24-2006, 04:25 AM

maybe it will come with some juicy posting too. I need it.

RayBonga · 05-24-2006, 04:26 AM

Give it to me, I'm special.

StuartD · 05-24-2006, 04:27 AM

I'll take 30k so that I can be red

RayBonga · 05-24-2006, 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

14) When planning to drink alcohol in excess all night long, you must remember to?

a) Pre-hydrate with plenty of fluids
b) Make arrangements for a taxicab
c) Take your shirt off when you arrive at the club
d) Repress your deep homosexual desire for ?your boys?

I'd say c) if you don't take it immediately when you arrive at the club you may end up too drunk and forget about it.

mOrrI · 05-24-2006, 04:30 AM

WTF?!?!?!?.....
a)

;)

Screaming · 05-24-2006, 05:57 AM

id prefer to make my own posts, but im sure someone will take u up on that offer.

mardigras · 05-24-2006, 06:41 AM

3K is about how many I am behind what I would be if it hadn't been for Katrina downtime

seeric · 05-24-2006, 06:44 AM

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooo

POOF, you will mess up the sports books in vegas. i have lines on when you will hit 100k.

don't jinx me woof

babsy · 05-24-2006, 07:10 AM

Instead of trying to specifically convince you of the merit of my application for your post count, I will tell you a story about me.

Today, I was reading a message board I frequent (not here), and someone posted this, in response to the imbecillic rantings of some pre-teen;

"someone as inept with grammar as you should avoid trying to use 'whom', cause you do it wrong.

For instance, 'You' is a pronoun in the singular sense. It can not refer to 'guys', which is plural. Who and Whom are also singular pronouns, and can not refer to a plural group, again, such as 'guys'."

I don't in any way consider myself expertly literate. I can conjugate verbs and I know what a gerund is, but I'm no Enlgish major. Yet I realised that this grammar nazi was wrong. "You" is a both the singular AND plural form of the possesive pronoun. English doesn't *have* a distinct plural form, and it's an oversight that introduces ambiguity, but what am I, a language designer? Besides, "Youse" is ugly.

It was at this point that another thought stood up, walked over and slapped me upside the back of my brain's head. The only way I could possibly know any of that is if I'm a hopelessly and irrevocably lost nerd. My life is destined to consist of little more than pointless intellectual posturing on internet message boards and waxing endlessly on idiot-grade pseudo-philosophical "revelations" around dining tables with people I don't particularly like.

In summation, you should feel sorry for me and bump my mo'fuckin post count, dawg.

seeric · 05-24-2006, 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babsy

Instead of trying to specifically convince you of the merit of my application for your post count, I will tell you a story about me.

Today, I was reading a message board I frequent (not here), and someone posted this, in response to the imbecillic rantings of some pre-teen;

"someone as inept with grammar as you should avoid trying to use 'whom', cause you do it wrong.

For instance, 'You' is a pronoun in the singular sense. It can not refer to 'guys', which is plural. Who and Whom are also singular pronouns, and can not refer to a plural group, again, such as 'guys'."

I don't in any way consider myself expertly literate. I can conjugate verbs and I know what a gerund is, but I'm no Enlgish major. Yet I realised that this grammar nazi was wrong. "You" is a both the singular AND plural form of the possesive pronoun. English doesn't *have* a distinct plural form, and it's an oversight that introduces ambiguity, but what am I, a language designer? Besides, "Youse" is ugly.

It was at this point that another thought stood up, walked over and slapped me upside the back of my brain's head. The only way I could possibly know any of that is if I'm a hopelessly and irrevocably lost nerd. My life is destined to consist of little more than pointless intellectual posturing on internet message boards and waxing endlessly on idiot-grade pseudo-philosophical "revelations" around dining tables with people I don't particularly like.

In summation, you should feel sorry for me and bump my mo'fuckin post count, dawg.

lol. good one.

one thing around here that doesn't mix is grammar.

gfy vs. grammar vs. punctuation = biggest literary trainwreck you have ever seen.

psili · 05-24-2006, 07:31 AM

I'm just curious -- was the postcount field in the DB not designed to handle an int(6+) number, and if you reach that you fuck the board up?

Choppa · 05-24-2006, 08:54 AM

Im special juicy so therefore i need 6000 and you can have Cleo my son

CyberHustler · 05-24-2006, 08:56 AM

i'll take 3 k just so you can prove that you have the powers invested in you to do so.

The Duck · 05-24-2006, 08:57 AM

you could give it to me because im swedish

NemesiS876 · 05-24-2006, 08:59 AM

Ha I wont what ever you wont

surfer on acid · 05-24-2006, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by surfer on acid

maybe it will come with some juicy posting too. I need it.

meant to say "juicy posting skillz"

SleazyDream · 05-24-2006, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I want mine to stay at "0" permanantly

i wonder who was the first one to think like that?

SABuffy · 05-24-2006, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choppa

Im special juicy so therefore i need 6000 and you can have Cleo my son

agh!!!!!!!! God choppa...more free stuff!

Spunky · 05-24-2006, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I want mine to stay at "0" permanantly

I thought about doing the same thing actually,trouble is some sponsors want to make sure you are posting and need to see numbers.And I don't think the script can do that

OG LennyT · 05-24-2006, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babsy

Instead of trying to specifically convince you of the merit of my application for your post count, I will tell you a story about me.

Today, I was reading a message board I frequent (not here), and someone posted this, in response to the imbecillic rantings of some pre-teen;

"someone as inept with grammar as you should avoid trying to use 'whom', cause you do it wrong.

For instance, 'You' is a pronoun in the singular sense. It can not refer to 'guys', which is plural. Who and Whom are also singular pronouns, and can not refer to a plural group, again, such as 'guys'."

I don't in any way consider myself expertly literate. I can conjugate verbs and I know what a gerund is, but I'm no Enlgish major. Yet I realised that this grammar nazi was wrong. "You" is a both the singular AND plural form of the possesive pronoun. English doesn't *have* a distinct plural form, and it's an oversight that introduces ambiguity, but what am I, a language designer? Besides, "Youse" is ugly.

It was at this point that another thought stood up, walked over and slapped me upside the back of my brain's head. The only way I could possibly know any of that is if I'm a hopelessly and irrevocably lost nerd. My life is destined to consist of little more than pointless intellectual posturing on internet message boards and waxing endlessly on idiot-grade pseudo-philosophical "revelations" around dining tables with people I don't particularly like.

In summation, you should feel sorry for me and bump my mo'fuckin post count, dawg.

you lose

Well Dunn · 05-24-2006, 09:36 PM

ill take a bajillion or so

wargames · 05-24-2006, 09:39 PM

I need 1800 for green.

Plus i will buy you a hot hooker at the next show

woj · 05-24-2006, 09:50 PM

30........

luv$ · 05-24-2006, 09:56 PM

umm... (e) all of the above?

Doctor Dre · 05-24-2006, 10:11 PM

Will get me closer to red... but I don't really need it.

Amp · 05-24-2006, 10:15 PM

ooooh... can i have some please? Pretty please Mr. Badass?

Dagwolf · 05-24-2006, 10:16 PM

Dagwolf, that's why.

candyflip · 05-24-2006, 10:21 PM

I'd only want a little bit. Like enough to get me to 20k.

Why do I want it, because I'm going away for the weekend and don't know if I'll be able to get to GFY. So I'll lose the post I would have had.

Does that work?

teg0 · 05-24-2006, 10:25 PM

Hook me up, because everyone knows that post count is equal to penis size.

Post Count = Penis Size

The Ghost · 05-24-2006, 11:19 PM

a)

And it will DOUBLEDOUBLE my post count

spunkmaster · 05-24-2006, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ghost

a)

And it will DOUBLEDOUBLE my post count

It looks like you're green now?

SCOOTER · 05-24-2006, 11:33 PM

I need it - just so I can Hit 2k .. Shit I need to post more and work Less

mrkris · 05-24-2006, 11:34 PM

because im intoxicated and thought you liked men. PROVE ME WRONG AND GIME ME SOME OF UR POSTS COUNT

mrkris · 05-24-2006, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teg0

Hook me up, because everyone knows that post count is equal to penis size.

Post Count = Penis Size

yur penis = small

CaptainWolfy · 05-24-2006, 11:51 PM

well nice of you jucy but keep posting for yourself!

High Plains Drifter · 05-24-2006, 11:56 PM

I am gonna give away chuncks of my postcount......

Ii want to give Manowar and Spunky my postcount....

Permission to give away chuncks of my postcount....

Lensman just wiped out my POSTCOUNT

Lensman or Tender Thighs.....WIPE MY POSTCOUNT.......

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