Do men not know to wipe front to back? - GoFuckYourself.com

Laguna Beach Babe · 05-23-2006, 08:10 PM

I can't tell you how many times I've gone down on a guy and his testicular region smelled horrible. Like they were wiping ass from back to front and smearing it all over their assneck and nutsack. Dear god will you please wash extra hard and wipe front to back?

OG LennyT · 05-23-2006, 08:14 PM

good advice I suppose.....

GregA · 05-23-2006, 08:16 PM

I know since I watched jersy girl :P I always have but i didnt know it was so important for girls :P

rants · 05-23-2006, 08:17 PM

Yo, do you know LC, Stephen and Kristin Cavalleri from "Laguna Beach"??

Mary Smerillo · 05-23-2006, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by GregA

I know since I watched jersy girl :P I always have but i didnt know it was so important for girls :P

Wash, wash, wash, wash, wash, wash, wash, and then wash again.

CDSmith · 05-23-2006, 08:26 PM

You're definitely going down on the wrong types of guys.

:D

Bdiddy · 05-23-2006, 08:27 PM

So that's why my parents taught me front to back!

CDSmith · 05-23-2006, 08:30 PM

I guess ass-to-mouth is out of the question then?

Neo_Maven · 05-23-2006, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

You're definitely going down on the wrong types of guys.

:D

So you are saying that the guys you suck off don't stink? What is their secret? You homo!!!!!!!!!!!

King Adam · 05-23-2006, 08:35 PM

I'm extra clean. After I shit and wipe, I use one of those baby wipes to clean out the whole area.

I hate going down on a stinky girl so I wouldn't expect a girl to go down on a stinky guy.

"Do Unto Others As You'd Have Them Do Unto You"

rants · 05-23-2006, 08:37 PM

I don't care about men wiping front to back or from their asses to their heads..

I only care about "Laguna Beach". Your nick says your from there, have you seen the LB kids around? I know Kristen's in LA now going clubbing every other night and trying to be a starfucker... Did you see the filming or anything? I am obsessed with that fucken show.

We want some fucken gossip!!!!

OG LennyT · 05-23-2006, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Adam

I'm extra clean. After I shit and wipe, I use one of those baby wipes to clean out the whole area.

I hate going down on a stinky girl so I wouldn't expect a girl to go down on a stinky guy.

"Do Unto Others As You'd Have Them Do Unto You"

Jesus... more info than I cared to read

Libertine · 05-23-2006, 08:40 PM

Shower after you shit. Problem solved.

CDSmith · 05-23-2006, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Neo_Maven

So you are saying that the guys you suck off don't stink? What is their secret? You homo!!!!!!!!!!!

ha ha...no,

I'm saying I keep my ass smelling like a pink tea rose blowing in an evening breeze.

And you're a homo for thinking otherwise.

madawgz · 05-23-2006, 08:47 PM

the fuck, the guy went down on isnt normal...

Dagwolf · 05-23-2006, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

ha ha...no,

I'm saying I keep my ass smelling like a pink tea rose blowing in an evening breeze.

And you're a homo for thinking otherwise.

I can just take your word for that, right?

babsy · 05-23-2006, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by punkworld

Shower after you shit. Problem solved.

Don't let girls give you head. Problem solved.

CDSmith · 05-23-2006, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Dagwolf

I can just take your word for that, right?

NO. Now that you know, you must come sniff.

Oh yes, you must.

Jarmusch · 05-23-2006, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by punkworld

Shower after you shit. Problem solved.

Good option, if you take a portable shower with you everywhere you go.

CDSmith · 05-23-2006, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babsy

Don't let girls give you head. Problem solved.

"mm, I'm gonna suck you off.."

"Uh, okay hang on while I go wash the shit off my taint"

Damn, you're right. That would be embarassing. :D

King Adam · 05-23-2006, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by dvd316

Jesus... more info than I cared to read

Sorry .. at least it was clean and not that gross.

soulbleed · 05-23-2006, 09:01 PM

lol @ the word assneck. thats a new one.

Libertine · 05-23-2006, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Good option, if you take a portable shower with you everywhere you go.

Just eat your fibers and be a regular man.

Vitasoy · 05-23-2006, 11:12 PM

Tell the dudes to wash their balls and ass cracks before you go down on them ;)

p1mpdogg · 05-23-2006, 11:17 PM

one of gfy's finest moments

p1mpdogg · 05-23-2006, 11:17 PM

one of gfy's finest moments

I LOVE Little Brown Asses · 05-23-2006, 11:24 PM

i'll wash my asshole before you blow me if you shave your legs before we fuck.

Zester · 05-24-2006, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Laguna Beach Babe

I can't tell you how many times I've gone down on a guy and his testicular region smelled horrible. Like they were wiping ass from back to front and smearing it all over their assneck and nutsack. Dear god will you please wash extra hard and wipe front to back?

would you suck my sack if I would?

potter · 05-24-2006, 01:19 AM

because when i wipe my ass i drag the shit stained toilet paper an extra two-three inches past my asshole onto my nut sack, i tried wiping the other direction, but then there is shit all up on my lower back

hezochiah · 05-24-2006, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by rants

I don't care about men wiping front to back or from their asses to their heads..

I only care about "Laguna Beach". Your nick says your from there, have you seen the LB kids around? I know Kristen's in LA now going clubbing every other night and trying to be a starfucker... Did you see the filming or anything? I am obsessed with that fucken show.

We want some fucken gossip!!!!

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