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Laguna Beach Babe 05-23-2006 08:10 PM

Do men not know to wipe front to back?
 
I can't tell you how many times I've gone down on a guy and his testicular region smelled horrible. Like they were wiping ass from back to front and smearing it all over their assneck and nutsack. Dear god will you please wash extra hard and wipe front to back?

OG LennyT 05-23-2006 08:14 PM

good advice I suppose.....

GregA 05-23-2006 08:16 PM

I know since I watched jersy girl :P I always have but i didnt know it was so important for girls :P

rants 05-23-2006 08:17 PM

Yo, do you know LC, Stephen and Kristin Cavalleri from "Laguna Beach"??

Mary Smerillo 05-23-2006 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GregA
I know since I watched jersy girl :P I always have but i didnt know it was so important for girls :P

Wash, wash, wash, wash, wash, wash, wash, and then wash again.

CDSmith 05-23-2006 08:26 PM

You're definitely going down on the wrong types of guys.

:D

Bdiddy 05-23-2006 08:27 PM

So that's why my parents taught me front to back!

CDSmith 05-23-2006 08:30 PM

I guess ass-to-mouth is out of the question then?

Neo_Maven 05-23-2006 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
You're definitely going down on the wrong types of guys.

:D

So you are saying that the guys you suck off don't stink? What is their secret? You homo!!!!!!!!!!!

King Adam 05-23-2006 08:35 PM

I'm extra clean. After I shit and wipe, I use one of those baby wipes to clean out the whole area.

I hate going down on a stinky girl so I wouldn't expect a girl to go down on a stinky guy.

"Do Unto Others As You'd Have Them Do Unto You"

rants 05-23-2006 08:37 PM

I don't care about men wiping front to back or from their asses to their heads..

I only care about "Laguna Beach". Your nick says your from there, have you seen the LB kids around? I know Kristen's in LA now going clubbing every other night and trying to be a starfucker... Did you see the filming or anything? I am obsessed with that fucken show.

We want some fucken gossip!!!!

OG LennyT 05-23-2006 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Adam
I'm extra clean. After I shit and wipe, I use one of those baby wipes to clean out the whole area.

I hate going down on a stinky girl so I wouldn't expect a girl to go down on a stinky guy.

"Do Unto Others As You'd Have Them Do Unto You"

Jesus... more info than I cared to read :disgust

Libertine 05-23-2006 08:40 PM

Shower after you shit. Problem solved.

CDSmith 05-23-2006 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neo_Maven
So you are saying that the guys you suck off don't stink? What is their secret? You homo!!!!!!!!!!!

ha ha...no,

I'm saying I keep my ass smelling like a pink tea rose blowing in an evening breeze.


And you're a homo for thinking otherwise. :1orglaugh

madawgz 05-23-2006 08:47 PM

the fuck, the guy went down on isnt normal...

Dagwolf 05-23-2006 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
ha ha...no,

I'm saying I keep my ass smelling like a pink tea rose blowing in an evening breeze.


And you're a homo for thinking otherwise. :1orglaugh

I can just take your word for that, right?

babsy 05-23-2006 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Shower after you shit. Problem solved.

Don't let girls give you head. Problem solved.

CDSmith 05-23-2006 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf
I can just take your word for that, right?

NO. Now that you know, you must come sniff.

Oh yes, you must.

Jarmusch 05-23-2006 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Shower after you shit. Problem solved.

Good option, if you take a portable shower with you everywhere you go.

CDSmith 05-23-2006 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babsy
Don't let girls give you head. Problem solved.

"mm, I'm gonna suck you off.."

"Uh, okay hang on while I go wash the shit off my taint"


Damn, you're right. That would be embarassing. :D

King Adam 05-23-2006 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dvd316
Jesus... more info than I cared to read :disgust

Sorry .. at least it was clean and not that gross. :winkwink:

soulbleed 05-23-2006 09:01 PM

lol @ the word assneck. thats a new one.

Libertine 05-23-2006 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch
Good option, if you take a portable shower with you everywhere you go.

Just eat your fibers and be a regular man.

Vitasoy 05-23-2006 11:12 PM

Tell the dudes to wash their balls and ass cracks before you go down on them ;)

p1mpdogg 05-23-2006 11:17 PM

one of gfy's finest moments

p1mpdogg 05-23-2006 11:17 PM

one of gfy's finest moments

I LOVE Little Brown Asses 05-23-2006 11:24 PM

i'll wash my asshole before you blow me if you shave your legs before we fuck.

Zester 05-24-2006 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laguna Beach Babe
I can't tell you how many times I've gone down on a guy and his testicular region smelled horrible. Like they were wiping ass from back to front and smearing it all over their assneck and nutsack. Dear god will you please wash extra hard and wipe front to back?

would you suck my sack if I would?

potter 05-24-2006 01:19 AM

because when i wipe my ass i drag the shit stained toilet paper an extra two-three inches past my asshole onto my nut sack, i tried wiping the other direction, but then there is shit all up on my lower back

hezochiah 05-24-2006 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rants
I don't care about men wiping front to back or from their asses to their heads..

I only care about "Laguna Beach". Your nick says your from there, have you seen the LB kids around? I know Kristen's in LA now going clubbing every other night and trying to be a starfucker... Did you see the filming or anything? I am obsessed with that fucken show.

We want some fucken gossip!!!!

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