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Crazy Canandian - Is this for real?
Okay, I'm sitting here chatting on ICQ with Elli - you know, the girl with someone else's name tattooed on her arse. She just refuses to leave me alone and calls me four times a day.
So she's showing me some of her photography and she shows me this picture: ![]() I happened to mention that the Chevron gas station sort of stands out and it's neat. And she tells me it's a "floating gas station". A what? What the fuck good is floating gas station if cars can't get to it? How do they fill their cars up with gas? (Or do they still use horses?)
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you are SO gonna get owned
comon man... THINK... if CARS can't get to it... and it's FLOATING.... what is it used for?
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boats can use gas
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btw, last i checked... horses can't swim....
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who knows... maybe you were serious and now are playing it off like i have no sense of humor to cover it up ? ![]()
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Nice try.
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I only put up with because I no longer work with Sweetums, and I miss affection from Canandian women.
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If it were Paris, there would be a man playing an accordion in the middle of the street. 2hp
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Up in the north country we refuel our snowmobiles from tankers pulled by teams of domesticated wooly mammoths.
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