Crazy Canandian - Is this for real?
 

Okay, I'm sitting here chatting on ICQ with Elli - you know, the girl with someone else's name tattooed on her arse. She just refuses to leave me alone and calls me four times a day.

So she's showing me some of her photography and she shows me this picture:

http://www.elli-nude.com/CameraPract...actice-126.jpg

I happened to mention that the Chevron gas station sort of stands out and it's neat. And she tells me it's a "floating gas station". A what?

What the fuck good is floating gas station if cars can't get to it?

How do they fill their cars up with gas? (Or do they still use horses?)

you are SO gonna get owned

comon man... THINK... if CARS can't get to it... and it's FLOATING....

what is it used for?

boats can use gas

btw, last i checked... horses can't swim.... :1orglaugh

http://perljam.net/google-satellite-...ng_Gas_Station

Aww no hotlinking. TRY HERE>
http://perljam.net/google-satellite-...ng_Gas_Station

LOL what?

You have no sense of humor, eh?

HA HA the 'eh' was a nice touch!

Canadian cars:
http://www.elli-nude.com/CameraPract...actice-151.jpg

:1orglaugh no we dont have any floating gas stations

I honestly thought you were being serious...

who knows... maybe you were serious and now are playing it off like i have no sense of humor to cover it up ? :winkwink:

That sort of looks like Paris to me.

Nice try.

Nah. Just needed an excuse to tell GFY that Elli has been calling me four or five times a day just because she feels a need to tell me she loves me.

I only put up with because I no longer work with Sweetums, and I miss affection from Canandian women.

Check the BC license plate, Sherlock. :)

http://www.elli-nude.com/CameraPract...actice-148.jpg

If it were Paris, there would be a man playing an accordion in the middle of the street.

2hp

Not to mention the mime under the rear wheel and the white flag attached to the antenna.

Up in the north country we refuel our snowmobiles from tankers pulled by teams of domesticated wooly mammoths.