What would you do if a guy strapped with a bomb passed right by you. - GoFuckYourself.com

SetTheWorldonFire · 05-21-2002, 01:57 PM

With all the talk about terrorism, warning signs, and other bs. What would you do if a guy strapped with a bomb passed right by you and headed towards your local Wal-Mart. I'd say you have about 2-3 minutes to do something.

Amputate Your Head · 05-21-2002, 02:03 PM

beat him into a bloody fucking pool of quivering flesh, pull his fucking teeth out with a pair of pliers, and shove the fucking bomb so far into his anus it ripped to the point of cracking ribs.... then kick him a few times and call his momma names as I was driving over his legs with my car.

SetTheWorldonFire · 05-21-2002, 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
beat him into a bloody fucking pool of quivering flesh, pull his fucking teeth out with a pair of pliers, and shove the fucking bomb so far into his anus it ripped to the point of cracking ribs.... then kick him a few times and call his momma names as I was driving over his legs with my car.

That's it!

wired1 · 05-21-2002, 02:11 PM

LOL!

the local Wal-Mart? Who cares, its Wal-Mart...

SetTheWorldonFire · 05-21-2002, 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by wired1
LOL!

the local Wal-Mart? Who cares, its Wal-Mart...

Hey man.... my mom shops there.

Theo · 05-21-2002, 02:17 PM

I'll call spacedog

^R3K^ · 05-21-2002, 02:20 PM

The same thing my dad has trained me to do for the last 23 years, blow his fucking head off.

wired1 · 05-21-2002, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire

Hey man.... my mom shops there.

Yep, So does my mom, but not at my local one.

If you seen the poeple who shop at my local walmart, you would probably help to make sure the suicide bomber made it in...

reddawg · 05-21-2002, 02:54 PM

I would get everyone out of Wal-Mart and be sure they are all safe and then let the fucker blow himself up along with the Wal-Mart store, I am sorry if someone has to die, but I worked at Wal-Mart and it deserves to be blown up, so maybe I would take the bomb away from that nutcake and just toss it into the store, don't get mad, I did say I would be sure all persons are safe first and Sam Walton is dead, so what, not like he is going to cry over any one store.

SetTheWorldonFire · 05-21-2002, 02:57 PM

Okay okay bad fucken example.

How about a kindergarden class.

Sly_RJ · 05-21-2002, 03:51 PM

Kill him. Point blank. No fucking around.

~Z~ · 05-21-2002, 04:29 PM

Walmart pisses every thinking person off..
So that's tempting.

But I think I would try to redirect him to the nearest IRS building.

Or to my video distributor.

LoveAsianChicks · 05-21-2002, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by reddawg
I would get everyone out of Wal-Mart and be sure they are all safe and then let the fucker blow himself up along with the Wal-Mart store

The suicide bomber normally has eyes.
We aren't talking about a bomb placed down with a timer counting away.
This is a REAL person with the bomb.
How do you get everyone out and expect the suicide bomber to continue walking past the crowd and explode in the empty store?

TopCashQ · 05-21-2002, 04:35 PM

I think I'd want to know a little bit more about the bomb before I tried anything too direct, like blowing his head off. Suppose it's wired to blow when he takes his thumb off of a pressure-sensitive button, killing him would just set off the bomb.

Probably the best thing to do would be to call the bomb squad.... plus maybe duck and cover my own ass, depending on how close I was to the WalMart.

SetTheWorldonFire · 05-21-2002, 04:57 PM

Call the Bomb Squad?!!

By the time they get there - Kabooooomm

bhutocracy · 05-21-2002, 05:16 PM

you'd never know it until it went boom... ask the israelis here.. they don't walk around like in those photos with an islamic bandannas on their heads, army fatigues and c4.

reddawg · 05-21-2002, 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by LoveAsianChicks

The suicide bomber normally has eyes.
We aren't talking about a bomb placed down with a timer counting away.
This is a REAL person with the bomb.
How do you get everyone out and expect the suicide bomber to continue walking past the crowd and explode in the empty store?

I guess, I am just fast and amazing, oh wait that's what my women say, well half right

Gary · 05-21-2002, 05:29 PM

i would throw a baby at him and run.

Sly_RJ · 05-21-2002, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by Gary
i would throw a baby at him and run.

Not even funny.

Gary · 05-21-2002, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Not even funny.

Wasn't meant to be funny. Babies are light, easy to throw.

Funbrunette · 05-21-2002, 05:34 PM

I'd get as far away from him as possible

SetTheWorldonFire · 05-21-2002, 05:57 PM

Suprised nobody boned him yet!

Machine · 05-21-2002, 09:13 PM

break his neck

redshift · 05-21-2002, 11:04 PM

I'd open a big ol' can of "GONE ASS"

Wildman · 05-22-2002, 12:33 AM

Lots of Stupid answers, but its a Valid question worth thinking about.

To be honest, I have no idea what I would do.

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05-21-2002, 01:57 PM	#1
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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	beat him into a bloody fucking pool of quivering flesh, pull his fucking teeth out with a pair of pliers, and shove the fucking bomb so far into his anus it ripped to the point of cracking ribs.... then kick him a few times and call his momma names as I was driving over his legs with my car. Last edited by Amputate Your Head; 05-21-2002 at 02:06 PM..

05-21-2002, 02:57 PM	#10
SetTheWorldonFire Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: California Posts: 7,444	Okay okay bad fucken example. How about a kindergarden class. __________________ www.STWOFDesign.com hit me up on icq 154206276 or Skype: JaimeGizzle

05-21-2002, 04:29 PM	#12
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05-21-2002, 02:11 PM	#4
wired1 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: North Posts: 279	LOL! the local Wal-Mart? Who cares, its Wal-Mart...

05-21-2002, 02:17 PM	#6
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	I'll call spacedog

05-21-2002, 02:20 PM	#7
^R3K^ Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: North Carolina Posts: 2,815	The same thing my dad has trained me to do for the last 23 years, blow his fucking head off.

05-21-2002, 02:54 PM	#9
reddawg Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Paradise Posts: 1,837	I would get everyone out of Wal-Mart and be sure they are all safe and then let the fucker blow himself up along with the Wal-Mart store, I am sorry if someone has to die, but I worked at Wal-Mart and it deserves to be blown up, so maybe I would take the bomb away from that nutcake and just toss it into the store, don't get mad, I did say I would be sure all persons are safe first and Sam Walton is dead, so what, not like he is going to cry over any one store.

05-21-2002, 03:51 PM	#11
Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	Kill him. Point blank. No fucking around.

05-21-2002, 04:35 PM	#14
TopCashQ Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Tucson, AZ Posts: 141	I think I'd want to know a little bit more about the bomb before I tried anything too direct, like blowing his head off. Suppose it's wired to blow when he takes his thumb off of a pressure-sensitive button, killing him would just set off the bomb. Probably the best thing to do would be to call the bomb squad.... plus maybe duck and cover my own ass, depending on how close I was to the WalMart. __________________ <a href="http://www.topcash.com/">TopCash</a> - paying 6 cents per click - no conversion ratio requirements! <a href="http://www.topbucks.com/">TopBucks</a> $35 - $40 per signup or 80% partnership <a href="http://www.oneverify.com/webmasters/_webmastersinfo.htm">OneVerify.com</a> new AVS paying $20 per TRULY free signup

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bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	you'd never know it until it went boom... ask the israelis here.. they don't walk around like in those photos with an islamic bandannas on their heads, army fatigues and c4.

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redshift Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: anus fuckin' yo mama Posts: 1,044	I'd open a big ol' can of "GONE ASS"

05-22-2002, 12:33 AM	#25
Wildman Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 326	Lots of Stupid answers, but its a Valid question worth thinking about. To be honest, I have no idea what I would do.