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SetTheWorldonFire 05-21-2002 01:57 PM

What would you do if a guy strapped with a bomb passed right by you.
 
With all the talk about terrorism, warning signs, and other bs. What would you do if a guy strapped with a bomb passed right by you and headed towards your local Wal-Mart. I'd say you have about 2-3 minutes to do something.

Amputate Your Head 05-21-2002 02:03 PM

beat him into a bloody fucking pool of quivering flesh, pull his fucking teeth out with a pair of pliers, and shove the fucking bomb so far into his anus it ripped to the point of cracking ribs.... then kick him a few times and call his momma names as I was driving over his legs with my car. :)

SetTheWorldonFire 05-21-2002 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
beat him into a bloody fucking pool of quivering flesh, pull his fucking teeth out with a pair of pliers, and shove the fucking bomb so far into his anus it ripped to the point of cracking ribs.... then kick him a few times and call his momma names as I was driving over his legs with my car. :)
That's it!

wired1 05-21-2002 02:11 PM

LOL!

the local Wal-Mart? Who cares, its Wal-Mart...

SetTheWorldonFire 05-21-2002 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by wired1
LOL!

the local Wal-Mart? Who cares, its Wal-Mart...

Hey man.... my mom shops there.

Theo 05-21-2002 02:17 PM

I'll call spacedog

^R3K^ 05-21-2002 02:20 PM

The same thing my dad has trained me to do for the last 23 years, blow his fucking head off.

wired1 05-21-2002 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire


Hey man.... my mom shops there.

Yep, So does my mom, but not at my local one.

If you seen the poeple who shop at my local walmart, you would probably help to make sure the suicide bomber made it in...

reddawg 05-21-2002 02:54 PM

I would get everyone out of Wal-Mart and be sure they are all safe and then let the fucker blow himself up along with the Wal-Mart store, I am sorry if someone has to die, but I worked at Wal-Mart and it deserves to be blown up, so maybe I would take the bomb away from that nutcake and just toss it into the store, don't get mad, I did say I would be sure all persons are safe first and Sam Walton is dead, so what, not like he is going to cry over any one store.:ak47: :glugglug :BangBang:

SetTheWorldonFire 05-21-2002 02:57 PM

Okay okay bad fucken example.

How about a kindergarden class.

Sly_RJ 05-21-2002 03:51 PM

Kill him. Point blank. No fucking around.

~Z~ 05-21-2002 04:29 PM

Walmart pisses every thinking person off..
So that's tempting.

But I think I would try to redirect him to the nearest IRS building.

Or to my video distributor.

LoveAsianChicks 05-21-2002 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by reddawg
I would get everyone out of Wal-Mart and be sure they are all safe and then let the fucker blow himself up along with the Wal-Mart store
The suicide bomber normally has eyes.
We aren't talking about a bomb placed down with a timer counting away.
This is a REAL person with the bomb.
How do you get everyone out and expect the suicide bomber to continue walking past the crowd and explode in the empty store?

TopCashQ 05-21-2002 04:35 PM

I think I'd want to know a little bit more about the bomb before I tried anything too direct, like blowing his head off. Suppose it's wired to blow when he takes his thumb off of a pressure-sensitive button, killing him would just set off the bomb.

Probably the best thing to do would be to call the bomb squad.... plus maybe duck and cover my own ass, depending on how close I was to the WalMart.

SetTheWorldonFire 05-21-2002 04:57 PM

Call the Bomb Squad?!! :1orglaugh

By the time they get there - Kabooooomm :eek2

bhutocracy 05-21-2002 05:16 PM

you'd never know it until it went boom... ask the israelis here.. they don't walk around like in those photos with an islamic bandannas on their heads, army fatigues and c4.

reddawg 05-21-2002 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by LoveAsianChicks


The suicide bomber normally has eyes.
We aren't talking about a bomb placed down with a timer counting away.
This is a REAL person with the bomb.
How do you get everyone out and expect the suicide bomber to continue walking past the crowd and explode in the empty store?

I guess, I am just fast and amazing, oh wait that's what my women say, well half right:( :mad:

Gary 05-21-2002 05:29 PM

i would throw a baby at him and run.

Sly_RJ 05-21-2002 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by Gary
i would throw a baby at him and run.
Not even funny.

Gary 05-21-2002 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Not even funny.

Wasn't meant to be funny. Babies are light, easy to throw.

Funbrunette 05-21-2002 05:34 PM

I'd get as far away from him as possible :(

SetTheWorldonFire 05-21-2002 05:57 PM

Suprised nobody boned him yet!

Machine 05-21-2002 09:13 PM

break his neck

redshift 05-21-2002 11:04 PM

I'd open a big ol' can of "GONE ASS"

Wildman 05-22-2002 12:33 AM

Lots of Stupid answers, but its a Valid question worth thinking about.

To be honest, I have no idea what I would do.


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