Do you go on a date with a loaded weapon? - GoFuckYourself.com

TheFLY · 05-20-2002, 05:18 PM

Hehe ok I was just thinking of that movie -- Something about Mary... remember the scene where he's masturbating before he goes out? How many guys really jerk off before they go out to a club or on a date...?

Maybe this explains why we get signups on the weekends -- but why is Monday my best day? Is it because of workplace stress? Or are weekends more stressful because you're at home w/ your bitch -- and Monday is when you are finally back in the office w/ time to jerk off on company time...

Pipecrew · 05-20-2002, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by TheFLY
Hehe ok I was just thinking of that movie -- Something about Mary... remember the scene where he's masturbating before he goes out? How many guys really jerk off before they go out to a club or on a date...?

Maybe this explains why we get signups on the weekends -- but why is Monday my best day? Is it because of workplace stress? Or are weekends more stressful because you're at home w/ your bitch -- and Monday is when you are finally back in the office w/ time to jerk off on company time...

a wise man told me, you will save more money at the bar or the strip club if you jerk off first.........

Dreamman010 · 05-20-2002, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by TheFLY
Maybe this explains why we get signups on the weekends -- but why is Monday my best day? Is it because of workplace stress? Or are weekends more stressful because you're at home w/ your bitch -- and Monday is when you are finally back in the office w/ time to jerk off on company time...

lol, that's so true.

Gemini · 05-20-2002, 05:26 PM

Friday night = Date cries Loser when the guy tried to hit on her and walks out

Saturday Night, date SCREAMS Loser when the guy reall is antsy and tries to cop a feel and walks out

Sunday Night, Date throws drink in guys face when he asks for sex and walks out

Monday = Blue Balls and 'date' needs to take things in to his own hands!

Epilogue... good thing 'dates' hands are small so they fit correctly with the "package"

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 05-20-2002, 05:37 PM

I have me date come over before we go out ... she can jerk me off, and then style her hair ...

Gemini · 05-20-2002, 06:04 PM

Hmmmmmmmmm..... How much styling does a guy have to do that shaves his head HUNGRY?!?!

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 05-20-2002, 08:39 PM

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Originally posted by Gemini
Hmmmmmmmmm..... How much styling does a guy have to do that shaves his head HUNGRY?!?!

Ummmmm ... style HER hair I said Gem

put down the little brown paper bag now .... back away slowly

beemk · 05-20-2002, 10:45 PM

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Originally posted by Gemini
Hmmmmmmmmm..... How much styling does a guy have to do that shaves his head HUNGRY?!?!

you must not have seen the movie huh?

DigitalPimpShit · 05-21-2002, 01:43 AM

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Originally posted by TheFLY
How many guys really jerk off before they go out to a club or on a date...?

I don't even go to the grocery store with out polishing the pool stick first.

marty · 05-21-2002, 02:22 AM

No need to have a wank before going out here.
That's only for those who can't pick up

AdultWire · 05-21-2002, 03:02 AM

The purpose of the *date* is to unload the weapon. Hardly seems reasonable to leave with no ammunition.

zip · 05-21-2002, 03:03 AM

I'm against weapons!!!

Jakke PNG · 05-21-2002, 04:46 AM

My gun won't stay unloaded for long. I think I have the almighty sixshooter.

Gemini · 05-21-2002, 05:04 AM

You missed the joke HUNGRY... Her = Shaven head HIM. ;-)

Sorry it was funny when I thought about it. lol

Weird hormonal imbalances starting up this week.

So this is a pre-apology to those I trash, thrash and otherwise tear up in the next few days.

05-20-2002, 05:18 PM	#1
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Do you go on a date with a loaded weapon? Hehe ok I was just thinking of that movie -- Something about Mary... remember the scene where he's masturbating before he goes out? How many guys really jerk off before they go out to a club or on a date...? Maybe this explains why we get signups on the weekends -- but why is Monday my best day? Is it because of workplace stress? Or are weekends more stressful because you're at home w/ your bitch -- and Monday is when you are finally back in the office w/ time to jerk off on company time...

05-20-2002, 05:37 PM	#5
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	I have me date come over before we go out ... she can jerk me off, and then style her hair ... __________________

05-21-2002, 03:02 AM	#11
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05-21-2002, 04:46 AM	#13
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	My gun won't stay unloaded for long. I think I have the almighty sixshooter. __________________ ..and I'm off.

05-20-2002, 05:26 PM	#4
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	Friday night = Date cries Loser when the guy tried to hit on her and walks out Saturday Night, date SCREAMS Loser when the guy reall is antsy and tries to cop a feel and walks out Sunday Night, Date throws drink in guys face when he asks for sex and walks out Monday = Blue Balls and 'date' needs to take things in to his own hands! Epilogue... good thing 'dates' hands are small so they fit correctly with the "package"

05-20-2002, 06:04 PM	#6
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	Hmmmmmmmmm..... How much styling does a guy have to do that shaves his head HUNGRY?!?!

05-21-2002, 02:22 AM	#10
marty Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,656	No need to have a wank before going out here. That's only for those who can't pick up

05-21-2002, 03:03 AM	#12
zip Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: under the bridge Posts: 567	I'm against weapons!!!

05-21-2002, 05:04 AM	#14
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	You missed the joke HUNGRY... Her = Shaven head HIM. ;-) Sorry it was funny when I thought about it. lol Weird hormonal imbalances starting up this week. So this is a pre-apology to those I trash, thrash and otherwise tear up in the next few days.