Do you go on a date with a loaded weapon?
 

Hehe ok I was just thinking of that movie -- Something about Mary... remember the scene where he's masturbating before he goes out? How many guys really jerk off before they go out to a club or on a date...?

Maybe this explains why we get signups on the weekends -- but why is Monday my best day? Is it because of workplace stress? Or are weekends more stressful because you're at home w/ your bitch -- and Monday is when you are finally back in the office w/ time to jerk off on company time...

a wise man told me, you will save more money at the bar or the strip club if you jerk off first.........

lol, that's so true.

Friday night = Date cries Loser when the guy tried to hit on her and walks out

Saturday Night, date SCREAMS Loser when the guy reall is antsy and tries to cop a feel and walks out

Sunday Night, Date throws drink in guys face when he asks for sex and walks out

Monday = Blue Balls and 'date' needs to take things in to his own hands!

Epilogue... good thing 'dates' hands are small so they fit correctly with the "package"

:1orglaugh :ak47:

I have me date come over before we go out ... she can jerk me off, and then style her hair ... :1orglaugh

Hmmmmmmmmm..... How much styling does a guy have to do that shaves his head HUNGRY?!?! :winkwink: :1orglaugh

Ummmmm ... style HER hair I said Gem :1orglaugh

put down the little brown paper bag now .... back away slowly

you must not have seen the movie huh?

I don't even go to the grocery store with out polishing the pool stick first.

No need to have a wank before going out here.
That's only for those who can't pick up :waaaaahh

The purpose of the *date* is to unload the weapon. Hardly seems reasonable to leave with no ammunition.

I'm against weapons!!!

My gun won't stay unloaded for long. I think I have the almighty sixshooter.

You missed the joke HUNGRY... Her = Shaven head HIM. ;-)

Sorry it was funny when I thought about it. lol

Weird hormonal imbalances starting up this week.

So this is a pre-apology to those I trash, thrash and otherwise tear up in the next few days. :1orglaugh