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05-23-2006, 12:20 AM
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Die With Your Boots On
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Hawaii
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Hello, I am Johnny Shoehorn
People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited.
Please introduce yourself.
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05-23-2006, 12:21 AM
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CURATOR
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: the attic
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We met on the "ogrish" bus. 2hp
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05-23-2006, 12:22 AM
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Die With Your Boots On
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05-23-2006, 12:22 AM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: May 2002
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Hello my name is Johnny S and i'm an alcoholic.
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05-23-2006, 12:29 AM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2005
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Bless you Brother Rug Munch. Although we've never met I think you're wonderful. I'm Theo, I like Allah, and Jesus, and all Evel Knievel.
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05-23-2006, 12:48 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Happy in the dark.
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Mi nombre is el Sinior Capitano.
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05-23-2006, 01:12 AM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Webmasters send sexyads.com your dating traffic and live the webmaster dream!! sexyads.com = $$$$$$$$$$ Sexyads adult personals at their greatest since 1997 Earn $$$$$$ today and become one of the thousands of Sexyads Affiliates
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05-23-2006, 01:13 AM
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too cool for highschool
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: East side, West side, Worldwide!
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Hello, I'm Johnny Cash
I hear the train a comin' it´s rolling round the bend and I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when, I´m stuck in Folsom prison, and time keeps draggin´ on but that train keeps a rollin' on down to San Anton.. When I was just a baby my mama told me. Son, always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns. But I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die When I hear that whistle blowing, I hang my head and cry.. I bet there's rich folks eating in a fancy dining car they´re probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars. Well I know I had it coming, I know I can´t be free but those people keep a movin' and that's what tortures me... Well if they'd free me from this prison, if that railroad train was mine I bet I´d move just a little further down the line far from Folsom prison, that's where I want to stay and I'd let that lonesome whistle blow my blues away..... |
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05-23-2006, 01:14 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Virgin Mary's womb
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I think you put some fresh herb into yer lungs and then posted this jibber jabber
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Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide. |
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05-23-2006, 01:15 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Virgin Mary's womb
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HELLO IM JOHNNY NUMBER 5
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Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide. |
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05-23-2006, 01:16 AM
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CURATOR
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: the attic
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2hp
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05-23-2006, 01:19 AM
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perverted justice decoy
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: unborn still in the womb connected via blackberry
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my name is cornholio and I need t.p. for my bung hole....
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my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died 
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05-23-2006, 01:20 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Where the Wild Things Are
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Hi, I'm Elmo, Ha Ha Ha, Elmo loooooves you.
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05-23-2006, 01:20 AM
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perverted justice decoy
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: unborn still in the womb connected via blackberry
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my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died
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05-23-2006, 01:28 AM
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Die With Your Boots On
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Location: Hawaii
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05-23-2006, 03:36 AM
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I can change this!!!!!
Join Date: Feb 2004
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hello! im screaming! heh.
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