Hello, I am Johnny Shoehorn
 

People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited.

Please introduce yourself.

HAHA, indeed we did. :upsidedow

Hello my name is Johnny S and i'm an alcoholic.

Bless you Brother Rug Munch. Although we've never met I think you're wonderful. I'm Theo, I like Allah, and Jesus, and all Evel Knievel.

Mi nombre is el Sinior Capitano.

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Hello, I'm Johnny Cash











I hear the train a comin'
it´s rolling round the bend
and I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when,
I´m stuck in Folsom prison, and time keeps draggin´ on
but that train keeps a rollin' on down to San Anton..
When I was just a baby my mama told me. Son,
always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns.
But I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
When I hear that whistle blowing, I hang my head and cry..

I bet there's rich folks eating in a fancy dining car
they´re probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars.
Well I know I had it coming, I know I can´t be free
but those people keep a movin'
and that's what tortures me...

Well if they'd free me from this prison,
if that railroad train was mine
I bet I´d move just a little further down the line
far from Folsom prison, that's where I want to stay
and I'd let that lonesome whistle blow my blues away.....

I think you put some fresh herb into yer lungs and then posted this jibber jabber

HELLO IM JOHNNY NUMBER 5

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my name is cornholio and I need t.p. for my bung hole....

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Hi, I'm Elmo, Ha Ha Ha, Elmo loooooves you.

Pic in profile.

nice:thumbsup

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hello! im screaming! heh.