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Old 05-22-2006, 08:37 AM   #1
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:mad Madonna Is Not The Birth-mother Of "lourdes" !!!! Please Help That Child!!!!!

MADONNA IS NOT THE BIRTH-MOTHER OF "LOURDES" !!!! PLEASE HELP THAT CHILD!!!!!

Humans will appreciate it, if the media will STOP supporting CRIMINALS like the ones named here!!!!!! MADONNA IS

A KIDNAPPER!! DO NOT IGNORE THIS! KEEP READING THE TRUTH !!!!!!!!!! CALL HER NOW!!! SHE CANNOT / WILL

NOT DENY THESE CHARGES!!!!! WATCH !!!!! EMAIL HER LAWYERS!!!! EMAIL HER LEGAL TEAM! SHE CAN'T DO

ANYTHING, BUT ADMIT THAT THIS CHARGE IS THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW THAT THE STORY IS FINALLY OUT, WATCH MADONNA TO SEE IF SHE FLEES THE COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!

THE WITCH KNOWN AS "MADONNA"

All that can be said is this is a very violent witch!
Look out for her in the spirit planes! Her crimes there
are numerous, but she and a group of "arch-witches"
plan to perform the darkest of magic:

TO STEAL THE PHYSICAL BODIES OF UNSUSPECTING HUMAN WOMEN!

GO! Pick up and watch the movie: "Freaky Friday" and treat it like a "PROPHECY"!

They can and will try to do this evil on many human woman
by June 21, 2006 - IF THEY ARE NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO
THEIR DREAM TIME! They have been planning this evil for a very long time!

Understand, in spirit is where witches WORK! NOT in the physical world!

TO LEARN HOW TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THEIR WICKEDNESS,
SAY THIS PRAYER

"FATHER, I ASK YOU FOR THE TRUTH:
[ HOW DO I PROTECT MYSELF FROM THE WICKEDNESS OF WITCHES ? ]
I ASK YOU THIS, IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. AMEN".

You then go to sleep and GOD will reply in the form of a dream that night.

Every human woman is being cautioned now to watch their dreams for witches!

Madonna's activities:

SPIRITUAL RAPE OF HUMANS, MURDER, KIDNAPPING
(SHE IS NOT THE BIRTH-MOTHER OF "LOURDES")
GRAND LARCENY, TORTURE, ANIMAL TORTURE (in other words:
"Beastiality" - all done in the spiritual planes, where a witch thinks her activities
are a "secret") ETC. Lourdes was kidnapped because she has spiritual POWER!

To know more, say this prayer:

"FATHER, I ASK YOU FOR THE TRUTH:
[ Did MADONNA steal Lourdes ? ]
I ASK YOU THIS, IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. AMEN".

You then go to sleep and GOD will reply in the form of a dream that night.
--

Witches are also directed to steal children!
Whenever you hear a child is kidnapped or "missing",
Just ask GOD for the Truth, and He will tell you WHERE
that Child is, in the form of a dream! Like so:

"FATHER, I ASK YOU FOR THE TRUTH:
[ Where is [ insert name of missing child here ] ? ]
I ASK YOU THIS, IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. AMEN".

You then go to sleep and GOD will reply in the form of a dream that night.

This should ease the mind of every parent!
--

Every Pregnant woman MUST MAKE SURE Witches are not employed at the hospital/maternity ward!

USE The Kingdom of Heaven to find out The Truth, if witches are employed there!

Like so:

"FATHER, I ASK YOU FOR THE TRUTH:
[ Are witches employed at my hospital ? ]
I ASK YOU THIS, IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. AMEN".

You then go to sleep and GOD will reply in the form of a dream that night.

To find out WHAT witches do in hospitals, say this prayer:

"FATHER, I ASK YOU FOR THE TRUTH:
[ What wicked deeds do witches do in maternity wards ? ]
I ASK YOU THIS, IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. AMEN".

You then go to sleep and GOD will reply in the form of a dream that night.

--

THE VAMPIRE KNOWN AS "Brad Pitt"

This one's spiritual "escapades" goes on and on.
One particularly heinous crime is the murder of Dru Sjodin.

Say this prayer:

"FATHER, I ASK YOU FOR THE TRUTH:
[ Did Brad Pitt, murder Dru Sjodin ? ]
I ASK YOU THIS, IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. AMEN".

You then go to sleep and GOD will reply in the form of a dream that night.
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Old 05-22-2006, 08:39 AM   #2
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Old 05-22-2006, 08:40 AM   #3
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Must be some good shit.
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Old 05-22-2006, 08:40 AM   #4
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What the hell is your malfunction exactly?
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Old 05-22-2006, 08:42 AM   #5
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Old 05-22-2006, 08:42 AM   #6
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Is fucking sheep even illegal in the Spirit Plane?
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Old 05-22-2006, 08:43 AM   #7
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you lay of the cocain yo
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Old 05-22-2006, 08:44 AM   #8
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i'm joe

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lay down the crackpipe and nobody will get hurt
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Old 05-22-2006, 08:45 AM   #9
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Yeah no shit. Even I know not to insult Madonna in the presence of Gay people.
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Old 05-22-2006, 08:49 AM   #10
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Yeah no shit. Even I know not to insult Madonna in the presence of Gay people.
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Old 05-22-2006, 08:49 AM   #11
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$5 says it's PCP.
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Old 05-22-2006, 08:51 AM   #12
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Too much!
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Old 05-22-2006, 08:51 AM   #13
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Can't read that - too many letters
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Old 05-22-2006, 08:52 AM   #14
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tinfoil hat time
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Old 05-22-2006, 08:53 AM   #15
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Dude, what are you smoking and why aren't you sharing?
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Old 05-22-2006, 08:55 AM   #16
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Old 05-22-2006, 08:55 AM   #17
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The Hell You Say !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-22-2006, 09:16 AM   #18
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hahahah WTF
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Old 05-22-2006, 09:19 AM   #19
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Yeah no shit. Even I know not to insult Madonna in the presence of Gay people.
GURL you tell it!
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Old 05-22-2006, 09:21 AM   #20
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Whoooooaaaaaaaaa.

I guess you didn't like her latest album right?
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Old 05-22-2006, 09:41 AM   #21
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This dude is a serious whack job, look at his history http://www.gofuckyourself.com/search...earchid=569440
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Old 05-22-2006, 09:42 AM   #22
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what the blue shit...?
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Old 05-22-2006, 10:25 AM   #23
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crawl back into the hole you came out to post this shit
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Old 05-22-2006, 10:34 AM   #24
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$5 says it's PCP.
Hmm, I was thinking lsd.
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Old 05-22-2006, 10:36 AM   #25
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Old 05-22-2006, 10:39 AM   #27
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Old 05-22-2006, 11:44 AM   #29
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who's madonna?
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Old 05-22-2006, 11:51 AM   #31
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This moron is the hollywood version of chshkt
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Old 05-22-2006, 12:32 PM   #33
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ahaahahahaha thanks for the laugh...now lay off the drugs!!
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Old 05-22-2006, 12:34 PM   #34
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Old 05-22-2006, 12:36 PM   #35
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Old 05-22-2006, 02:48 PM   #36
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Old 05-22-2006, 02:50 PM   #37
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Old 05-22-2006, 02:55 PM   #38
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Im going to try it tonight before I go to bed I'll let you know how it go's.
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Old 05-22-2006, 03:30 PM   #39
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I will say the prayer when I go to see her in concert tomorrow, so that my spirit is protected.
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Old 05-22-2006, 03:36 PM   #40
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this is an odd thread, odd even for GFY.
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Old 05-22-2006, 03:41 PM   #41
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my guess is , its something to do with her on the cross - just seen the front pages of newspapers just now. She is the master of manipulation & shock.
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Old 05-22-2006, 03:46 PM   #42
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I'm just going to go ahead and bump this important revelation.
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Old 05-22-2006, 04:43 PM   #44
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Old 05-22-2006, 05:18 PM   #45
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