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use4d 05-22-2006 08:37 AM

Madonna Is Not The Birth-mother Of "lourdes" !!!! Please Help That Child!!!!!
 
MADONNA IS NOT THE BIRTH-MOTHER OF "LOURDES" !!!! PLEASE HELP THAT CHILD!!!!!

Humans will appreciate it, if the media will STOP supporting CRIMINALS like the ones named here!!!!!! MADONNA IS

A KIDNAPPER!! DO NOT IGNORE THIS! KEEP READING THE TRUTH !!!!!!!!!! CALL HER NOW!!! SHE CANNOT / WILL

NOT DENY THESE CHARGES!!!!! WATCH !!!!! EMAIL HER LAWYERS!!!! EMAIL HER LEGAL TEAM! SHE CAN'T DO

ANYTHING, BUT ADMIT THAT THIS CHARGE IS THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW THAT THE STORY IS FINALLY OUT, WATCH MADONNA TO SEE IF SHE FLEES THE COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!

THE WITCH KNOWN AS "MADONNA"

All that can be said is this is a very violent witch!
Look out for her in the spirit planes! Her crimes there
are numerous, but she and a group of "arch-witches"
plan to perform the darkest of magic:

TO STEAL THE PHYSICAL BODIES OF UNSUSPECTING HUMAN WOMEN!

GO! Pick up and watch the movie: "Freaky Friday" and treat it like a "PROPHECY"!

They can and will try to do this evil on many human woman
by June 21, 2006 - IF THEY ARE NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO
THEIR DREAM TIME! They have been planning this evil for a very long time!

Understand, in spirit is where witches WORK! NOT in the physical world!

TO LEARN HOW TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THEIR WICKEDNESS,
SAY THIS PRAYER

"FATHER, I ASK YOU FOR THE TRUTH:
[ HOW DO I PROTECT MYSELF FROM THE WICKEDNESS OF WITCHES ? ]
I ASK YOU THIS, IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. AMEN".

You then go to sleep and GOD will reply in the form of a dream that night.

Every human woman is being cautioned now to watch their dreams for witches!

Madonna's activities:

SPIRITUAL RAPE OF HUMANS, MURDER, KIDNAPPING
(SHE IS NOT THE BIRTH-MOTHER OF "LOURDES")
GRAND LARCENY, TORTURE, ANIMAL TORTURE (in other words:
"Beastiality" - all done in the spiritual planes, where a witch thinks her activities
are a "secret") ETC. Lourdes was kidnapped because she has spiritual POWER!

To know more, say this prayer:

"FATHER, I ASK YOU FOR THE TRUTH:
[ Did MADONNA steal Lourdes ? ]
I ASK YOU THIS, IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. AMEN".

You then go to sleep and GOD will reply in the form of a dream that night.
--

Witches are also directed to steal children!
Whenever you hear a child is kidnapped or "missing",
Just ask GOD for the Truth, and He will tell you WHERE
that Child is, in the form of a dream! Like so:

"FATHER, I ASK YOU FOR THE TRUTH:
[ Where is [ insert name of missing child here ] ? ]
I ASK YOU THIS, IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. AMEN".

You then go to sleep and GOD will reply in the form of a dream that night.

This should ease the mind of every parent!
--

Every Pregnant woman MUST MAKE SURE Witches are not employed at the hospital/maternity ward!

USE The Kingdom of Heaven to find out The Truth, if witches are employed there!

Like so:

"FATHER, I ASK YOU FOR THE TRUTH:
[ Are witches employed at my hospital ? ]
I ASK YOU THIS, IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. AMEN".

You then go to sleep and GOD will reply in the form of a dream that night.

To find out WHAT witches do in hospitals, say this prayer:

"FATHER, I ASK YOU FOR THE TRUTH:
[ What wicked deeds do witches do in maternity wards ? ]
I ASK YOU THIS, IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. AMEN".

You then go to sleep and GOD will reply in the form of a dream that night.

--

THE VAMPIRE KNOWN AS "Brad Pitt"

This one's spiritual "escapades" goes on and on.
One particularly heinous crime is the murder of Dru Sjodin.

Say this prayer:

"FATHER, I ASK YOU FOR THE TRUTH:
[ Did Brad Pitt, murder Dru Sjodin ? ]
I ASK YOU THIS, IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. AMEN".

You then go to sleep and GOD will reply in the form of a dream that night.

OldSchoolJim 05-22-2006 08:39 AM

WTF????:1orglaugh

jimthefiend 05-22-2006 08:40 AM

Must be some good shit.

BoyAlley 05-22-2006 08:40 AM

What the hell is your malfunction exactly?

Dagwolf 05-22-2006 08:42 AM

Welcome to earth. We greet you in peace.

jimthefiend 05-22-2006 08:42 AM

Is fucking sheep even illegal in the Spirit Plane?

Juicy D. Links 05-22-2006 08:43 AM

you lay of the cocain yo

gangbangjoe 05-22-2006 08:44 AM

i'm joe

i come in peace

we will help you

lay down the crackpipe and nobody will get hurt

jimthefiend 05-22-2006 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
What the hell is your malfunction exactly?






Yeah no shit. Even I know not to insult Madonna in the presence of Gay people.

LauraLee 05-22-2006 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
Yeah no shit. Even I know not to insult Madonna in the presence of Gay people.

priceless :1orglaugh

Dagwolf 05-22-2006 08:49 AM

$5 says it's PCP.

Tom_PM 05-22-2006 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf
Welcome to earth. We greet you in peace.

:1orglaugh :error

Too much!

just a punk 05-22-2006 08:51 AM

Can't read that - too many letters :)

XxXotic 05-22-2006 08:52 AM

tinfoil hat time
http://homepage.mac.com/howthedevil/...infoil_hat.jpg

Web Lass 05-22-2006 08:53 AM

Dude, what are you smoking and why aren't you sharing?

hova 05-22-2006 08:55 AM

riiiiiiiiight

Malicious Biz 05-22-2006 08:55 AM

The Hell You Say !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Manowar 05-22-2006 09:16 AM

hahahah WTF

BoyAlley 05-22-2006 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
Yeah no shit. Even I know not to insult Madonna in the presence of Gay people.

GURL you tell it! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Decadawn 05-22-2006 09:21 AM

Whoooooaaaaaaaaa.

I guess you didn't like her latest album right?

lazycash 05-22-2006 09:41 AM

This dude is a serious whack job, look at his history http://www.gofuckyourself.com/search...earchid=569440

MaddCaz 05-22-2006 09:42 AM

what the blue shit...?

gooddomains 05-22-2006 10:25 AM

crawl back into the hole you came out to post this shit

Pornwolf 05-22-2006 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf
$5 says it's PCP.

Hmm, I was thinking lsd.

DaddyHalbucks 05-22-2006 10:36 AM

Some bizarre stuff.

Spunky 05-22-2006 10:37 AM

What a load of rubbish

marketsmart 05-22-2006 10:39 AM

"cocaine is a helluva drug"
Rick James

Jill_J 05-22-2006 11:07 AM

bullshit here... :Oh crap

dv2 05-22-2006 11:44 AM

who's madonna?

Sarah_Jayne 05-22-2006 11:46 AM

um...um......

xclusive 05-22-2006 11:51 AM

WOW you're fucking nuts

lazycash 05-22-2006 12:29 PM

This moron is the hollywood version of chshkt

Odie 05-22-2006 12:32 PM

ahaahahahaha thanks for the laugh...now lay off the drugs!!

Kimmykim 05-22-2006 12:34 PM

And here I thought MLK was the only one who really worried about his dreams...

Holly Lez! 05-22-2006 12:36 PM

LMAO I love this post! :1orglaugh

Quagmire 05-22-2006 02:48 PM

say no to crack...

DutchTeenCash 05-22-2006 02:50 PM

http://www.daap.ca/images/cocaine.jpg

s2kcord 05-22-2006 02:55 PM

Im going to try it tonight before I go to bed I'll let you know how it go's.

Socket2Jake 05-22-2006 03:30 PM

I will say the prayer when I go to see her in concert tomorrow, so that my spirit is protected.

Wiggles 05-22-2006 03:36 PM

this is an odd thread, odd even for GFY.

GiveIntoMe 05-22-2006 03:41 PM

my guess is , its something to do with her on the cross - just seen the front pages of newspapers just now. She is the master of manipulation & shock. :) :)

Damian_Maxcash 05-22-2006 03:46 PM

I have only one thing to say - WTF?

Malicious Biz 05-22-2006 04:40 PM

I'm just going to go ahead and bump this important revelation.

CyberHustler 05-22-2006 04:43 PM

on my birthday i want some of what he's smoking

ParkAvenue 05-22-2006 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XxXotic
tinfoil hat time

Hahaha. These weird Celebrity apocalypse manifestos must take some time to type.


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