Garage sale patrons BLOCK my Driveway - grrrrrr - GoFuckYourself.com

SleazyDream · 05-20-2006, 11:36 AM

They are actually PARKED across my driveway - I should ram the motherfuckers

Dagwolf · 05-20-2006, 11:41 AM

Have them towed. It's more satisfying.

SleazyDream · 05-20-2006, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Dagwolf

Have them towed. It's more satisfying.

they're gone before the tow truck shows up

Dagwolf · 05-20-2006, 12:13 PM

Yeah, but there'll be new ones when he gets there probably.

Joesho · 05-20-2006, 12:15 PM

I love garage sales!

NoWhErE · 05-20-2006, 12:16 PM

Anything good for sale at least?

Juicy D. Links · 05-20-2006, 12:19 PM

Piss on the door handles and videotape it

Jakke PNG · 05-20-2006, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Piss on the door handles and videotape it

Piss? Damn amateur.
He should take skuftys shit, place it under the doorhandle (wearing plastic gloves or bag on his hand). After the poo is neatly tucked in the handle, wipe it clean.
Nothing quite as satisfying as getting dogpoo under your fingernails when there's no place to wash it clean.

Screaming · 05-20-2006, 12:33 PM

did you have to leave?

MaddCaz · 05-20-2006, 12:37 PM

have em towed

mechanicvirus · 05-20-2006, 12:38 PM

You could always take some spark plugs and break the ceramic out of them and throw it at their windows. It spiders the glass.

Helix · 05-20-2006, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

Piss? Damn amateur.
He should take skuftys shit, place it under the doorhandle (wearing plastic gloves or bag on his hand). After the poo is neatly tucked in the handle, wipe it clean.
Nothing quite as satisfying as getting dogpoo under your fingernails when there's no place to wash it clean.

This is pure genious

I bet it would make them think twice before doing it again.

05-20-2006, 11:36 AM	#1
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05-20-2006, 11:41 AM	#2
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	Have them towed. It's more satisfying. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

05-20-2006, 12:13 PM	#4
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	Yeah, but there'll be new ones when he gets there probably. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

05-20-2006, 12:15 PM	#5
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05-20-2006, 12:16 PM	#6
NoWhErE Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 10,416	Anything good for sale at least? __________________ skype: lordofthecameltoe

05-20-2006, 12:19 PM	#7
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Piss on the door handles and videotape it

05-20-2006, 12:33 PM	#9
Screaming I can change this!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 18,972	did you have to leave? __________________

05-20-2006, 12:37 PM	#10
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05-20-2006, 12:38 PM	#11
mechanicvirus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern California Posts: 3,936	You could always take some spark plugs and break the ceramic out of them and throw it at their windows. It spiders the glass.