I Think Fleshlight And Epassporte Should Merge - GoFuckYourself.com

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 12:48 PM

Epassporte And Fleshlight seem to have a lot in common anymore. They certainly share similar business principles. Merge their support departments, reps, etc. and have one giant enormous super cluster fuck of a company.

CyberHustler · 05-19-2006, 12:49 PM

Wow........

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 12:51 PM

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 12:53 PM

Fleshlight cost me HUNDREDS of dollars because I had to pay people back for taxes on all of the items they sent out as prizes when they held contests on my board for their gay launch. They shipped them all out with a declared value, instead of as gifts.

I never got my monies back even though I was promised I would.

Also, they didn't ship over 32 units that they promised people in contests.

I've kept quiet about it, cuz there was already drama, but they can suck the dried cum off of my gay homosexual ass as far as I'm concearned.

xclusive · 05-19-2006, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Fleshlight cost me HUNDREDS of dollars because I had to pay taxes on all of the items they sent out as prizes when they held contests on my boards. They shipped them all out with a declared value, instead of as gifts.

I never got my monies back even though I was promised I would.

Also, they didn't ship over 32 units that they promised people in contests.

I've kept quiet about it, cuz there was already drama, but they can suck the dried cum off of my gay homosexual ass as far as I'm concearned.

Ouch that sucks

CyberHustler · 05-19-2006, 12:55 PM

daaaaaaaaaamn

marketsmart · 05-19-2006, 12:58 PM

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 12:58 PM

I had one board member have to pay over $100 in taxes because they put a HUGE declared value on it equal to almost a dozen fleshlights, when there was only 1 fleshlight in the box.

Theo · 05-19-2006, 01:08 PM

Interesting. Especially the false declared value of items.

xxxice · 05-19-2006, 01:09 PM

gdog · 05-19-2006, 01:09 PM

Both are currently working with IBill to offer more processing to their webmaster base, rumor has it

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BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel

Interesting. Especially the false declared value of items.

They kept fucking up shipping. Sent people things they didn't win, sent them less than what they won, didn't send a lot of people that were promised stuff shit. It was a cluster fuck and a half.

They were supposed to send that guy a ton of stuff, but instead only threw 1 fleshlight in the box, and declared a value as if they had sent him everything.

DRAMAS!

Theo · 05-19-2006, 01:14 PM

but did the false declared value thing happen once so could be assumed an honest mistake or in several occasions?

davethetruth · 05-19-2006, 01:16 PM

It's not easy running a smooth, flawless company...

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel

but did the false declared value thing happen once so could be assumed an honest mistake or in several occasions?

At least a half dozen times, and at least 2 dozen people didn't get what they were promised.

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by davethetruth

It's not easy running a smooth, flawless company...

Especially when you ignore people when they come to you with problems.

GTS Mark · 05-19-2006, 01:18 PM

Both companies are A+ in my book... I think you should contact them privately instead of being a crybaby and attacking them on the boards.

That would be the professional thing to do, then again this is GFY

DH

TDF · 05-19-2006, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST

Both companies are A+ in my book... I think you should contact them privately instead of being a crybaby and attacking them on the boards.

That would be the professional thing to do, then again this is GFY

DH

did u read his other thread?

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST

Both companies are A+ in my book...

Then you're an idiot.

nestle · 05-19-2006, 01:19 PM

How does the fleshlight fuckup relate to Epassporte again?

Apparently, I'm missing some obvious drama from before.

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by TDF

did u read his other thread?

Yeah bitch, read my other thread before you be hatin on me.

davethetruth · 05-19-2006, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Especially when you ignore people when they come to you with problems.

Well yeah, then it's really tough.

Let me know if there's anything I could do?

(Here's one of my stores www.gayerotictoys.com)

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by nestle

How does the fleshlight fuckup relate to Epassporte again?

It doesn't, but it makes the thread title kinda funny, huh?

BradM · 05-19-2006, 01:22 PM

Everyone is top notch when they buy you drinks and advertise on your network every month.

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

Everyone is top notch when they buy you drinks and advertise on your network every month.

loverboy · 05-19-2006, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

what a pussy

TwinCities · 05-19-2006, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by davethetruth

Well yeah, then it's really tough.

Let me know if there's anything I could do?

(Here's one of my stores www.gayerotictoys.com)

Hey Dave,

Do gay men really buy the "Wireless Clit Climaxer" and the "Legal Skin Love Doll" aimed at hetero males featured on the front of that gay store?

Theo · 05-19-2006, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

Everyone is top notch when they buy you drinks and advertise on your network every month.

lol

_____

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by TwinCities

Do gay men really buy the "Wireless Clit Climaxer"

FYI: Never put a clit climaxer on your cock. Bad things happen. Been there, done that.

loverboy · 05-19-2006, 01:33 PM

where is Ramos when we need him?

davethetruth · 05-19-2006, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by TwinCities

Hey Dave,

Do gay men really buy the "Wireless Clit Climaxer" and the "Legal Skin Love Doll" aimed at hetero males featured on the front of that gay store?

Sure, why not? The clit climaxer still vibrates, and the doll could be a gag gift for their friends b-day or something

davethetruth · 05-19-2006, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by TwinCities

Hey Dave,

Do gay men really buy the "Wireless Clit Climaxer" and the "Legal Skin Love Doll" aimed at hetero males featured on the front of that gay store?

We've got a kick ass, gay only toy store in the works called TOM'SCLOSET.com just haven't gotten it live yet.

davethetruth · 05-19-2006, 01:37 PM

Plus we have a million ways you can deep link directly to "Gay Only" products:

http://www.gayerotictoys.com/default...rchKeyword=gay

http://www.gayerotictoys.com/default...CategoryID=324

http://www.gayerotictoys.com/default...&ProductID=326

http://www.gayerotictoys.com/default...ProductID=2805

http://www.gayerotictoys.com/default...ProductID=1043

TwinCities · 05-19-2006, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by davethetruth

We've got a kick ass, gay only toy store in the works called TOM'SCLOSET.com just haven't gotten it live yet.

I think that is a great name for a gay toy store. Too bad JOHNNYCAKES.com isn't available. Or maybe JOHNYCAKES.com :-)

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 01:43 PM

I found the fleshlight corporate executives!!!!!!

davethetruth · 05-19-2006, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by TwinCities

I think that is a great name for a gay toy store. Too bad JOHNNYCAKES.com isn't available. Or maybe JOHNYCAKES.com :-)

Thanks Twincities, I was really excited to get it up and running (along with some other niche stores) until our programmer told me it's not going to be as easy as earlier anticipated.

Regardless it should be done this summer

polish_aristocrat · 05-19-2006, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by nestle

How does the fleshlight fuckup relate to Epassporte again?

i sale malefleshlight.com and accept only Epassporte payments ;--)

[email protected]

GTS Mark · 05-19-2006, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Then you're an idiot.

I'm an idiot that makes 10x as much money than you and obviously is much more respected because I know how to treat my colleagues.

Get your head out of your ass, people don't respect the crybabys on this board. No one wants to do business with someone that will go cry on the board as soon as you have the slightest speedbump in a business deal

DH

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

i sale malefleshlight.com and accept only Epassporte payments ;--)

[email protected]

polish_aristocrat · 05-19-2006, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

Everyone is top notch when they buy you drinks and advertise on your network every month.

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST

I'm an idiot that makes 10x as much money than you

Yes, because you know exactly how much money I have sitting in my bank account!

And these incidents took place MONTHS ago with dozens of attempts by me to get them fixed.

As far as you're concearned Fleshlight can do no harm. Great, good for you! There are others of us however that have had a VERY different experience with them.

alienQless · 05-19-2006, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Epassporte And Fleshlight seem to have a lot in common anymore. They certainly share similar business principles. Merge their support departments, reps, etc. and have one giant enormous super cluster fuck of a company.

that is so 1998, you dont know anything.

Trax · 05-19-2006, 02:01 PM

your post made me laugh lol

alienQless · 05-19-2006, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Trax

your post made me laugh lol

yuo are stupid

alienQless · 05-19-2006, 02:03 PM

you heard me ?

JFK · 05-19-2006, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST

I'm an idiot that makes 10x as much money than you and obviously is much more respected because I know how to treat my colleagues.

Get your head out of your ass, people don't respect the crybabys on this board. No one wants to do business with someone that will go cry on the board as soon as you have the slightest speedbump in a business deal

DH

You Go DH

Screaming · 05-19-2006, 02:21 PM

thats nuts.

Deej · 05-19-2006, 02:30 PM

Ding Ding Ding, you have qualified for a Drama Lama posting!

Gutter tellem whats hes won!

you get a Llama (hes not gay, hes just got a cold neck)

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 02:32 PM

YAY The Drama Lama Has Found My Thread!

uno · 05-19-2006, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by TwinCities

I think that is a great name for a gay toy store. Too bad JOHNNYCAKES.com isn't available. Or maybe JOHNYCAKES.com :-)

Anyone have VitoLovesTheCock.com yet?

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BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	I Think Fleshlight And Epassporte Should Merge Epassporte And Fleshlight seem to have a lot in common anymore. They certainly share similar business principles. Merge their support departments, reps, etc. and have one giant enormous super cluster fuck of a company.

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BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Fleshlight cost me HUNDREDS of dollars because I had to pay people back for taxes on all of the items they sent out as prizes when they held contests on my board for their gay launch. They shipped them all out with a declared value, instead of as gifts. I never got my monies back even though I was promised I would. Also, they didn't ship over 32 units that they promised people in contests. I've kept quiet about it, cuz there was already drama, but they can suck the dried cum off of my gay homosexual ass as far as I'm concearned. Last edited by BoyAlley; 05-19-2006 at 12:56 PM..

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