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BoyAlley 05-19-2006 12:48 PM
I Think Fleshlight And Epassporte Should Merge
 
Epassporte And Fleshlight seem to have a lot in common anymore. They certainly share similar business principles. Merge their support departments, reps, etc. and have one giant enormous super cluster fuck of a company.

:thumbsup

CyberHustler 05-19-2006 12:49 PM
Wow........

BoyAlley 05-19-2006 12:51 PM
http://www.alleybucks.com/promo/gladiator6kh.jpg

BoyAlley 05-19-2006 12:53 PM
Fleshlight cost me HUNDREDS of dollars because I had to pay people back for taxes on all of the items they sent out as prizes when they held contests on my board for their gay launch. They shipped them all out with a declared value, instead of as gifts.

I never got my monies back even though I was promised I would.

Also, they didn't ship over 32 units that they promised people in contests.

I've kept quiet about it, cuz there was already drama, but they can suck the dried cum off of my gay homosexual ass as far as I'm concearned.

xclusive 05-19-2006 12:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Fleshlight cost me HUNDREDS of dollars because I had to pay taxes on all of the items they sent out as prizes when they held contests on my boards. They shipped them all out with a declared value, instead of as gifts.

I never got my monies back even though I was promised I would.

Also, they didn't ship over 32 units that they promised people in contests.

I've kept quiet about it, cuz there was already drama, but they can suck the dried cum off of my gay homosexual ass as far as I'm concearned.
Ouch that sucks

CyberHustler 05-19-2006 12:55 PM
daaaaaaaaaamn

marketsmart 05-19-2006 12:58 PM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BoyAlley 05-19-2006 12:58 PM
I had one board member have to pay over $100 in taxes because they put a HUGE declared value on it equal to almost a dozen fleshlights, when there was only 1 fleshlight in the box.

Theo 05-19-2006 01:08 PM
Interesting. Especially the false declared value of items.

xxxice 05-19-2006 01:09 PM
:helpme :disgust :Oh crap :error :thumbsup

gdog 05-19-2006 01:09 PM
Both are currently working with IBill to offer more processing to their webmaster base, rumor has it

G

BoyAlley 05-19-2006 01:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel
Interesting. Especially the false declared value of items.

They kept fucking up shipping. Sent people things they didn't win, sent them less than what they won, didn't send a lot of people that were promised stuff shit. It was a cluster fuck and a half.

They were supposed to send that guy a ton of stuff, but instead only threw 1 fleshlight in the box, and declared a value as if they had sent him everything.

DRAMAS!

Theo 05-19-2006 01:14 PM
but did the false declared value thing happen once so could be assumed an honest mistake or in several occasions?

davethetruth 05-19-2006 01:16 PM
It's not easy running a smooth, flawless company...

BoyAlley 05-19-2006 01:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel
but did the false declared value thing happen once so could be assumed an honest mistake or in several occasions?

At least a half dozen times, and at least 2 dozen people didn't get what they were promised.

BoyAlley 05-19-2006 01:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by davethetruth
It's not easy running a smooth, flawless company...
Especially when you ignore people when they come to you with problems.

GTS Mark 05-19-2006 01:18 PM
Both companies are A+ in my book... I think you should contact them privately instead of being a crybaby and attacking them on the boards.

That would be the professional thing to do, then again this is GFY :(

DH

TDF 05-19-2006 01:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST
Both companies are A+ in my book... I think you should contact them privately instead of being a crybaby and attacking them on the boards.

That would be the professional thing to do, then again this is GFY :(

DH

did u read his other thread?

BoyAlley 05-19-2006 01:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST
Both companies are A+ in my book...

Then you're an idiot.

nestle 05-19-2006 01:19 PM
How does the fleshlight fuckup relate to Epassporte again?

Apparently, I'm missing some obvious drama from before.

BoyAlley 05-19-2006 01:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TDF
did u read his other thread?
Yeah bitch, read my other thread before you be hatin on me.

davethetruth 05-19-2006 01:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Especially when you ignore people when they come to you with problems.
Well yeah, then it's really tough.

Let me know if there's anything I could do?

(Here's one of my stores www.gayerotictoys.com)

BoyAlley 05-19-2006 01:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nestle
How does the fleshlight fuckup relate to Epassporte again?

It doesn't, but it makes the thread title kinda funny, huh?

BradM 05-19-2006 01:22 PM
Everyone is top notch when they buy you drinks and advertise on your network every month.

BoyAlley 05-19-2006 01:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BradM
Everyone is top notch when they buy you drinks and advertise on your network every month.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

loverboy 05-19-2006 01:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley
what a pussy :1orglaugh

:smokin

TwinCities 05-19-2006 01:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by davethetruth
Well yeah, then it's really tough.

Let me know if there's anything I could do?

(Here's one of my stores www.gayerotictoys.com)
Hey Dave,

Do gay men really buy the "Wireless Clit Climaxer" and the "Legal Skin Love Doll" aimed at hetero males featured on the front of that gay store?

Theo 05-19-2006 01:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BradM
Everyone is top notch when they buy you drinks and advertise on your network every month.

lol

_____

BoyAlley 05-19-2006 01:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TwinCities
Do gay men really buy the "Wireless Clit Climaxer"
FYI: Never put a clit climaxer on your cock. Bad things happen. Been there, done that. :helpme :helpme

loverboy 05-19-2006 01:33 PM
where is Ramos when we need him?

:smokin

davethetruth 05-19-2006 01:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TwinCities
Hey Dave,

Do gay men really buy the "Wireless Clit Climaxer" and the "Legal Skin Love Doll" aimed at hetero males featured on the front of that gay store?
Sure, why not? The clit climaxer still vibrates, and the doll could be a gag gift for their friends b-day or something :thumbsup

davethetruth 05-19-2006 01:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TwinCities
Hey Dave,

Do gay men really buy the "Wireless Clit Climaxer" and the "Legal Skin Love Doll" aimed at hetero males featured on the front of that gay store?
We've got a kick ass, gay only toy store in the works called TOM'SCLOSET.com just haven't gotten it live yet.

davethetruth 05-19-2006 01:37 PM
Plus we have a million ways you can deep link directly to "Gay Only" products:

http://www.gayerotictoys.com/default...rchKeyword=gay

http://www.gayerotictoys.com/default...CategoryID=324

http://www.gayerotictoys.com/default...&ProductID=326

http://www.gayerotictoys.com/default...ProductID=2805

http://www.gayerotictoys.com/default...ProductID=1043

TwinCities 05-19-2006 01:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by davethetruth
We've got a kick ass, gay only toy store in the works called TOM'SCLOSET.com just haven't gotten it live yet.
I think that is a great name for a gay toy store. Too bad JOHNNYCAKES.com isn't available. Or maybe JOHNYCAKES.com :-)

BoyAlley 05-19-2006 01:43 PM
I found the fleshlight corporate executives!!!!!!

http://www.alleybucks.com/promo/A1_37.jpg

davethetruth 05-19-2006 01:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TwinCities
I think that is a great name for a gay toy store. Too bad JOHNNYCAKES.com isn't available. Or maybe JOHNYCAKES.com :-)
Thanks Twincities, I was really excited to get it up and running (along with some other niche stores) until our programmer told me it's not going to be as easy as earlier anticipated.

Regardless it should be done this summer :)

polish_aristocrat 05-19-2006 01:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nestle
How does the fleshlight fuckup relate to Epassporte again?
i sale malefleshlight.com and accept only Epassporte payments ;--)


[email protected]

GTS Mark 05-19-2006 01:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Then you're an idiot.
I'm an idiot that makes 10x as much money than you and obviously is much more respected because I know how to treat my colleagues.

Get your head out of your ass, people don't respect the crybabys on this board. No one wants to do business with someone that will go cry on the board as soon as you have the slightest speedbump in a business deal

DH

BoyAlley 05-19-2006 01:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
i sale malefleshlight.com and accept only Epassporte payments ;--)

[email protected]
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

polish_aristocrat 05-19-2006 01:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BradM
Everyone is top notch when they buy you drinks and advertise on your network every month.
:1orglaugh

BoyAlley 05-19-2006 01:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST
I'm an idiot that makes 10x as much money than you

Yes, because you know exactly how much money I have sitting in my bank account!

And these incidents took place MONTHS ago with dozens of attempts by me to get them fixed.

As far as you're concearned Fleshlight can do no harm. Great, good for you! There are others of us however that have had a VERY different experience with them.

alienQless 05-19-2006 01:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Epassporte And Fleshlight seem to have a lot in common anymore. They certainly share similar business principles. Merge their support departments, reps, etc. and have one giant enormous super cluster fuck of a company.

:thumbsup

that is so 1998, you dont know anything.

Trax 05-19-2006 02:01 PM
your post made me laugh lol

alienQless 05-19-2006 02:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trax
your post made me laugh lol

yuo are stupid

alienQless 05-19-2006 02:03 PM
you heard me ?

JFK 05-19-2006 02:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST
I'm an idiot that makes 10x as much money than you and obviously is much more respected because I know how to treat my colleagues.

Get your head out of your ass, people don't respect the crybabys on this board. No one wants to do business with someone that will go cry on the board as soon as you have the slightest speedbump in a business deal

DH
You Go DH:thumbsup

Screaming 05-19-2006 02:21 PM
thats nuts.

Deej 05-19-2006 02:30 PM
http://www.exclusively4free.com/postpics/dramalama.jpg

Ding Ding Ding, you have qualified for a Drama Lama posting!

Gutter tellem whats hes won!

you get a Llama (hes not gay, hes just got a cold neck)

BoyAlley 05-19-2006 02:32 PM
YAY The Drama Lama Has Found My Thread!

uno 05-19-2006 02:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TwinCities
I think that is a great name for a gay toy store. Too bad JOHNNYCAKES.com isn't available. Or maybe JOHNYCAKES.com :-)
Anyone have VitoLovesTheCock.com yet?


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