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woj · 05-19-2006, 06:17 PM

50...,......

Quagmire · 05-19-2006, 06:19 PM

Snakes in a motherfuckin' pool.

Linkster · 05-19-2006, 06:32 PM

I have a lot of these in my back pond that tend to get up in the pool this time of year:

Cottonmouths/Water Mocc whatever ya call them in your area - they arent real confrontational - but they do have a nasty bite

I had a friend move into my pond that has definitely cut down on the population and is the only reason he was allowed to stay:

He's gone from 3 ft long last year to a little over 4 ft this year so he's eating good

Jenny S. · 05-19-2006, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Nismo

Thats the worst part of living in Florida - snakes.

What about armies of old geezers invading Florida every Fall? Drugged out on heart medication, in big beige Cadillac DeVilles?

L0rdJuni0r · 05-19-2006, 06:40 PM

That snake looks cool but dangerous at the same time....

mrthumbs · 05-19-2006, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Red to black, venom lack.

2hp

No it was: red to black and you never go back

OzMan · 05-19-2006, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Red to black, venom lack.

2hp

I follow the rule of "Don't fucking go near it if you don't have to"

It hasn't failed me yet.

mikesouth · 05-19-2006, 07:11 PM

The coral snake pictured there is actually pretty big for that species but no worries...as deadly as they are (and they are) the only people ever bit by a coral snake were handling them.

They are very shy of humans and prefer to stay away from us. Even stepping on one wont provoke a strike...

Linkster · 05-19-2006, 07:27 PM

mikesouth - thats the part that bothers me with the moccasins around here - they are always kicked back either sleeping or sunning and could give a shit less if you walk right next to them - but you step on their tail by accident they will strike - they get in my work shed all the time and I can usually just work on the table saw while they just watch - but fire up that vacuum cleaner and they get in a hissy fit

Waveu6410 · 05-19-2006, 07:33 PM

i used to be a pool guy back in the day and i can't count how many snakes i found in skimmers. i really dislike them now

sniperwolf · 05-19-2006, 09:17 PM

whoa.. i love the colors, but then that's gonna scare the shit outta me when i see one.. oh i always thought of that when i'm under water...

Kiwigirl · 05-19-2006, 09:29 PM

Very scarey snake indeed however, it was fairly small.
I come from a country that doesn't have snakes and I don't like them at all!
The snake was in my pool and I wanted to smoke a ciggy and in order to do so comfortably I had to get rid of the snake. LOL
He really was small and that's probably why I had the balls to dispose of him.
Now if I had of known that the bloody thing was venomous I would not have gone near it. hahahaha

Empress_JoinRightNow · 05-19-2006, 09:33 PM

i like his color...

Degenerate · 05-19-2006, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by TreasureBucks

Nope, Kiwigirl scooped him up in the pool net and tossed him back in the woods.

Fuck that... kill the little demon.

fulyngu · 05-19-2006, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MaddCaz

snakes on a plane

What a piece-o-shit idea for a movie THAT is!
'Snake in my pool' would be better...
Wait! What about: "Snake in my Britches"?
I can already see the trailer...

webcrawler · 05-19-2006, 10:07 PM

never liked snakes.

UtahSaints · 05-19-2006, 10:23 PM

brrr, those thinks cripmeout

tony286 · 05-19-2006, 10:25 PM

my wife would run for the hills lol

PimpDaddyPants · 05-19-2006, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

shit thats crazy, fuck im moving back to cali.

i found a wolf spider in my house last week. its like living in the damn jungle down here.

For all those people who don't know what a wolf spider is. I'd be more afraid of this than that snake.

<---South Florida see shit all the time the size of hands up in corners of garages just sitting there the wolf spider is large spread down here.

gooddomains · 05-19-2006, 11:55 PM

nice snake you have

TreasureBucks · 05-20-2006, 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by PimpDaddyPants

For all those people who don't know what a wolf spider is. I'd be more afraid of this than that snake.

<---South Florida see shit all the time the size of hands up in corners of garages just sitting there the wolf spider is large spread down here.

Im pretty sure we get those all the time here.

We used to get them really bad, with new construction going on around us.

gangbangjoe · 05-20-2006, 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

Did it just narrowly miss Kandah by 3 inches?

HpicAnn · 05-20-2006, 07:01 AM

Incredible!!!

Did you clean the pool after that?

u-Bob · 05-20-2006, 07:23 AM

I hate snakes.

Ross · 05-20-2006, 07:32 AM

Shit not what I wanted to see. I'm going to Florida in 18 days and I fucking hate snakes.

bu((aneer · 05-20-2006, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by TreasureBucks

eastern coral snake (venomous)

coral snakes are tiny, they can barely open their mouths wide enough to bite you!

E$_manager · 05-20-2006, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by TreasureBucks

eastern coral snake (venomous)

a coral snake is very dangerous
she woildn'r come to you again?
Or someone throw it in your pool. Some revenge or something?

King Adam · 05-20-2006, 08:54 AM

Cool looking snake and it is poisonous for sure.

Red touches yellow - BAD
Red touches black - Not Bad

Jenny S. · 05-20-2006, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by PimpDaddyPants

For all those people who don't know what a wolf spider is. I'd be more afraid of this than that snake.

<---South Florida see shit all the time the size of hands up in corners of garages just sitting there the wolf spider is large spread down here.

Chill man, wolf spiders look scray but aren't poisonous, they are pretty big though. I am a Florida girl and like neither spiders nor snakes, but it ain't all that bad down here.
What really can kill you down here besides half blind old people in big cars are very small tiny spiders called brown recluses. They have a violin sign on their back and are only 1/4 inch long. If one of them suckers bites you you better go and see the doc, their venom makes your flesh rott.

webair · 05-20-2006, 09:47 AM

wow thats an extremely dangerous snake .. pretty though

Edman18 · 05-20-2006, 09:56 AM

I like snakes ,, but shit... no a coral snake for a pet

Pete-KT · 05-20-2006, 10:01 AM

Very nice lookin snake you got there

Webby · 05-20-2006, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Jenny S.

What about armies of old geezers invading Florida every Fall? Drugged out on heart medication, in big beige Cadillac DeVilles?

So you noticed as well??

TreasureBucks is lucky that's all he's had in the pool

germ · 05-20-2006, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Jenny S.

What really can kill you down here besides half blind old people in big cars are very small tiny spiders called brown recluses. They have a violin sign on their back and are only 1/4 inch long. If one of them suckers bites you you better go and see the doc, their venom makes your flesh rott.

Recluses can't kill you, and their venom does NOT make your flesh rot. Most reclues bites heal up on their own with no medical attention whatsoever.

EdgeXXX · 05-20-2006, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by PimpDaddyPants

For all those people who don't know what a wolf spider is. I'd be more afraid of this than that snake.

Difference is: Coral Snakes can easily kill you, Wolf Spiders can't.

TreasureBucks · 05-20-2006, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by bu((aneer

coral snakes are tiny, they can barely open their mouths wide enough to bite you!

yea it was pretty small

Vitasoy · 05-20-2006, 04:50 PM

I'd scream liked a little girl :p

hova · 05-20-2006, 05:21 PM

cool looking snake

Jenny S. · 05-20-2006, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by germ

Recluses can't kill you, and their venom does NOT make your flesh rot. Most reclues bites heal up on their own with no medical attention whatsoever.

Well, if you think so, let one of the little bastards crawl up your leg and end up like this:

http://www.highway60.com/mark/brs/images/bite_349.JPG

A lady that works at my bank got bitten in the cheek by one and it wasn't pretty.

Jenny S. · 05-20-2006, 07:17 PM

Just for those who still don't believe it, I found this link on google:

http://www.brown-recluse.com/bitephotos.html

Rictor · 05-20-2006, 07:17 PM

Ugh...glad we don't have any poisonous snakes around here...they are all endangered and very rare to see, like the Timber Rattler and the Cottonmouth.

05-20-2006, 08:32 PM

Not sure I'd like to walk outside and see something like that!

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Linkster Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: DeltaHell Posts: 3,216	mikesouth - thats the part that bothers me with the moccasins around here - they are always kicked back either sleeping or sunning and could give a shit less if you walk right next to them - but you step on their tail by accident they will strike - they get in my work shed all the time and I can usually just work on the table saw while they just watch - but fire up that vacuum cleaner and they get in a hissy fit __________________ Porn Links Crak for your bank account - Get Addicted FREE LIVE CAM SHOWS

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Waveu6410 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Clearwater, FL Posts: 4,038	i used to be a pool guy back in the day and i can't count how many snakes i found in skimmers. i really dislike them now

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Kiwigirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 2,556	Very scarey snake indeed however, it was fairly small. I come from a country that doesn't have snakes and I don't like them at all! The snake was in my pool and I wanted to smoke a ciggy and in order to do so comfortably I had to get rid of the snake. LOL He really was small and that's probably why I had the balls to dispose of him. Now if I had of known that the bloody thing was venomous I would not have gone near it. hahahaha __________________ KIWISOURCING OUTSOURCING WITH A TWIST!

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Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Ugh...glad we don't have any poisonous snakes around here...they are all endangered and very rare to see, like the Timber Rattler and the Cottonmouth.

05-20-2006, 08:32 PM	#92
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	Not sure I'd like to walk outside and see something like that!