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okdesign · 05-27-2006, 10:13 AM

Woohooo, fresh page is here

born4porn · 05-27-2006, 10:14 AM

this is the money page!

sexypond · 05-27-2006, 10:16 AM

Bump Bump

bvds · 05-27-2006, 10:16 AM

haha, yeah, some of us are just too bored to do anything else! im looking up joke pages and none of them are funny. anyone know any good jokes?

born4porn · 05-27-2006, 10:17 AM

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives.
One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."
The second woman giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."
The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?"
She frowned and said, "The postman."
"Why the postman?"
"Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."

bvds · 05-27-2006, 10:20 AM

haha very good, ill find one, bet i can top it

born4porn · 05-27-2006, 10:21 AM

A man sees a fine looking woman at a bar. He steps over to her an says, "Hey baby, let me suck on your nipples."
She says, "Watch it buddy, I'll have my boyfriend kick your ass."
He laughs and says, "Alright, why don't I just give you a big sloppy kiss then."
She says, "Listen, if you say one more thing to me, I will have my man kill you."
"This is my final offer", he says, "I'll hold you upside-down, pour beer into your pussy, and drink from your cunt."
She gets up, walks over to her boyfriend, tells him this guy said he was going to lick her tits.
He yells, "I'll kill him!"
She then tells him he was going to kiss her. By now he's pissed and starts walking in his direction.
She says, "Wait! He also said he would hang me by my ankles, pour beer down my twat, and drink from me!"
Her boy friend stops and say's "Sorry babe, I can't fuck with anyone who can drink that much beer."

zoltie · 05-27-2006, 10:21 AM

bump.......

kanalj · 05-27-2006, 10:22 AM

el bumpo

bvds · 05-27-2006, 10:23 AM

One day a little boy woke up and sat down at the table expecting breakfast. However, his mother says, "You don't get any breakfast until you do your chores."

---

A little pissed off, the boy goes out to do his chores. When he goes to milk the cow, he kicks it. When he goes to get eggs he kicks a chicken, and when he goes to feed the pigs, he kicks a pig.

When the little boy sits down his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "Where is the bacon, eggs and milk?" asks the little boy. His mother replies, "I saw you kick the cow, so you don't get any milk; I saw you kick a chicken so you don't get eggs; and I saw you kick a pig so you don't get any bacon!"

Just as she finishes saying this, the boy's father comes down the stairs and kicks the cat. The little boy looks up at his mother and asks, "Do you want to tell him, or should I?"

born4porn · 05-27-2006, 10:23 AM

that's it, let's all post to 1300 1prize for one of us then 1400 another prize and then 1500 another prize!

born4porn · 05-27-2006, 10:26 AM

haha good one!

This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. So the guy sits down next to her and pulls a small box from his pocket. He opens it and there's a frog inside.
The blonde says, "He's cute, but does he do tricks?"
The guy says, "Yea, he licks pussy."
So after talking with her for several minutes, he convinces her to come with him to his apartment.
They get there and she takes all of her clothes off, gets into the bed and spreads her legs. The guy sets the frog right between her legs and it just sits there not moving at all.
The blond says, "Well? what's up?"
The frog still does not move.
So the guy leans over to the frog and says, "All right, I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

bvds · 05-27-2006, 10:27 AM

A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, Auntie Susie dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, granddaddy dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.
The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified.
The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure is going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk.
Upon walking in his front door at the end of the day, he finds his wife. "Good God, Dear," he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!"
She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning."

xclusive · 05-27-2006, 10:28 AM

almost there people lets put in a strong push

born4porn · 05-27-2006, 10:28 AM

lmao I thought you said you didn't have any good jokes!!

bvds · 05-27-2006, 10:31 AM

they aint jokes, they actually happened. haha

born4porn · 05-27-2006, 10:33 AM

So this guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Give me two single whiskies"
"Sure" the bartender replies, "do you want them both now or one at a time?"
"Oh, both now" replies the guy, "one's for me and one's for my little friend here" and with that the guy pulls a three inch tall man out of his shirt pocket.
The Bartender looked at the little man in amazement and asked, "Can he drink?"
"Sure" replied the guy and with that the three inch tall man supped back his whiskey.
"That's amazing" replied the bartender, "what else can he do? Can he walk?"
With that the guy flips a quarter down to the other end of the bar and asks the little fella to get it. Sure enough, he runs down the bar and retrieves the coin, picks it up and jogs back to the guy.
"That really is amazing" replied the bartender, "Can he talk?"
"Of course" says the guy, "Hey Jim, tell him about that time we were in Africa and you called that witch-doctor a wanker..."

okdesign · 05-27-2006, 10:35 AM

Good speed guys!

bvds · 05-27-2006, 10:35 AM

not bad not bad,

bvds · 05-27-2006, 10:36 AM

A worried father confronted his daughter one night. "I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and common and bloody stupid with it."

"Oh no, Daddy," the daughter replied, "Fred's ever so clever, we've only been going out nine weeks and he's cured me of that illness I used to get once a month."

born4porn · 05-27-2006, 10:36 AM

let's get faster, this is like watching grass frow! :D

eyecandy_4u · 05-27-2006, 10:37 AM

bump bump

born4porn · 05-27-2006, 10:38 AM

So this guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Give me two single whiskies"
"Sure" the bartender replies, "do you want them both now or one at a time?"
"Oh, both now" replies the guy, "one's for me and one's for my little friend here" and with that the guy pulls a three inch tall man out of his shirt pocket.
The Bartender looked at the little man in amazement and asked, "Can he drink?"
"Sure" replied the guy and with that the three inch tall man supped back his whiskey.
"That's amazing" replied the bartender, "what else can he do? Can he walk?"
With that the guy flips a quarter down to the other end of the bar and asks the little fella to get it. Sure enough, he runs down the bar and retrieves the coin, picks it up and jogs back to the guy.
"That really is amazing" replied the bartender, "Can he talk?"
"Of course" says the guy, "Hey Jim, tell him about that time we were in Africa and you called that witch-doctor a wanker..."

bvds · 05-27-2006, 10:38 AM

noone else is posting! maybe they are still asleep, what time is it where you are?

eyecandy_4u · 05-27-2006, 10:38 AM

good speed and good jokes

zoltie · 05-27-2006, 10:39 AM

bump....

born4porn · 05-27-2006, 10:39 AM

it's 3:38 a.m here in Sydney and everyone in America shld be a wake it's daytime! :D

eyecandy_4u · 05-27-2006, 10:39 AM

bump for more speed

okdesign · 05-27-2006, 10:40 AM

we are one step closer to next prize!

born4porn · 05-27-2006, 10:40 AM

ok just over 20 to go! :D

okdesign · 05-27-2006, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eyecandy_4u

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bvds · 05-27-2006, 10:41 AM

maybe they at work, its early morning here too

bizmak · 05-27-2006, 10:41 AM

lets speed up

okdesign · 05-27-2006, 10:41 AM

BuMp for PligInFeeds!!!

born4porn · 05-27-2006, 10:41 AM

everyone is ready to jump in! :D

bvds · 05-27-2006, 10:42 AM

here they come with the bumps...

okdesign · 05-27-2006, 10:42 AM

Very close now!!

born4porn · 05-27-2006, 10:42 AM

I work 24/7 and play all the time!!!

klinton · 05-27-2006, 10:42 AM

..................

born4porn · 05-27-2006, 10:42 AM

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bvds · 05-27-2006, 10:42 AM

riding the wave so to speak...

kanalj · 05-27-2006, 10:42 AM

I'm ready with my sniper scope...

okdesign · 05-27-2006, 10:42 AM

snipers are ready??

klinton · 05-27-2006, 10:42 AM

kanalj · 05-27-2006, 10:42 AM

did I win? did I?

bvds · 05-27-2006, 10:42 AM

bump bump

bizmak · 05-27-2006, 10:42 AM

and bump

born4porn · 05-27-2006, 10:42 AM

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klinton · 05-27-2006, 10:42 AM

.......

okdesign · 05-27-2006, 10:43 AM

My try for winning post!

05-27-2006, 10:13 AM	#1251
okdesign ICQ 278367136 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 24,772	Woohooo, fresh page is here __________________ Webmasters, Come here for SUPER BIG TITS Highest Conversions, Highest Retention!

05-27-2006, 10:16 AM	#1254
bvds www.fuckingeverywhere.com Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Sydney Posts: 25,085	haha, yeah, some of us are just too bored to do anything else! im looking up joke pages and none of them are funny. anyone know any good jokes? __________________ Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

05-27-2006, 10:20 AM	#1256
bvds www.fuckingeverywhere.com Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Sydney Posts: 25,085	haha very good, ill find one, bet i can top it __________________ Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

05-27-2006, 10:22 AM	#1259
kanalj Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Sweden Posts: 639	el bumpo __________________ I made that back in the days!

05-27-2006, 10:23 AM	#1260
bvds www.fuckingeverywhere.com Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Sydney Posts: 25,085	One day a little boy woke up and sat down at the table expecting breakfast. However, his mother says, "You don't get any breakfast until you do your chores." --- A little pissed off, the boy goes out to do his chores. When he goes to milk the cow, he kicks it. When he goes to get eggs he kicks a chicken, and when he goes to feed the pigs, he kicks a pig. When the little boy sits down his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "Where is the bacon, eggs and milk?" asks the little boy. His mother replies, "I saw you kick the cow, so you don't get any milk; I saw you kick a chicken so you don't get eggs; and I saw you kick a pig so you don't get any bacon!" Just as she finishes saying this, the boy's father comes down the stairs and kicks the cat. The little boy looks up at his mother and asks, "Do you want to tell him, or should I?" __________________ Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

05-27-2006, 10:14 AM	#1252
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	this is the money page!

05-27-2006, 10:16 AM	#1253
sexypond Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 6,236	Bump Bump

05-27-2006, 10:17 AM	#1255
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does." The second woman giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft." The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?" She frowned and said, "The postman." "Why the postman?" "Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."

05-27-2006, 10:21 AM	#1257
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	A man sees a fine looking woman at a bar. He steps over to her an says, "Hey baby, let me suck on your nipples." She says, "Watch it buddy, I'll have my boyfriend kick your ass." He laughs and says, "Alright, why don't I just give you a big sloppy kiss then." She says, "Listen, if you say one more thing to me, I will have my man kill you." "This is my final offer", he says, "I'll hold you upside-down, pour beer into your pussy, and drink from your cunt." She gets up, walks over to her boyfriend, tells him this guy said he was going to lick her tits. He yells, "I'll kill him!" She then tells him he was going to kiss her. By now he's pissed and starts walking in his direction. She says, "Wait! He also said he would hang me by my ankles, pour beer down my twat, and drink from me!" Her boy friend stops and say's "Sorry babe, I can't fuck with anyone who can drink that much beer."

05-27-2006, 10:21 AM	#1258
zoltie So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 855	bump.......

05-27-2006, 10:23 AM	#1261
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	that's it, let's all post to 1300 1prize for one of us then 1400 another prize and then 1500 another prize!

05-27-2006, 10:26 AM	#1262
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	haha good one! This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. So the guy sits down next to her and pulls a small box from his pocket. He opens it and there's a frog inside. The blonde says, "He's cute, but does he do tricks?" The guy says, "Yea, he licks pussy." So after talking with her for several minutes, he convinces her to come with him to his apartment. They get there and she takes all of her clothes off, gets into the bed and spreads her legs. The guy sets the frog right between her legs and it just sits there not moving at all. The blond says, "Well? what's up?" The frog still does not move. So the guy leans over to the frog and says, "All right, I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

05-27-2006, 10:27 AM	#1263
bvds www.fuckingeverywhere.com Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Sydney Posts: 25,085	A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, Auntie Susie dies. One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, granddaddy dies. One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed. The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified. The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure is going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk. Upon walking in his front door at the end of the day, he finds his wife. "Good God, Dear," he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!" She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning." __________________ Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

05-27-2006, 10:28 AM	#1264
xclusive Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 35,218	almost there people lets put in a strong push __________________ I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /

05-27-2006, 10:28 AM	#1265
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	lmao I thought you said you didn't have any good jokes!!

05-27-2006, 10:31 AM	#1266
bvds www.fuckingeverywhere.com Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Sydney Posts: 25,085	they aint jokes, they actually happened. haha __________________ Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

05-27-2006, 10:33 AM	#1267
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	So this guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Give me two single whiskies" "Sure" the bartender replies, "do you want them both now or one at a time?" "Oh, both now" replies the guy, "one's for me and one's for my little friend here" and with that the guy pulls a three inch tall man out of his shirt pocket. The Bartender looked at the little man in amazement and asked, "Can he drink?" "Sure" replied the guy and with that the three inch tall man supped back his whiskey. "That's amazing" replied the bartender, "what else can he do? Can he walk?" With that the guy flips a quarter down to the other end of the bar and asks the little fella to get it. Sure enough, he runs down the bar and retrieves the coin, picks it up and jogs back to the guy. "That really is amazing" replied the bartender, "Can he talk?" "Of course" says the guy, "Hey Jim, tell him about that time we were in Africa and you called that witch-doctor a wanker..."

05-27-2006, 10:35 AM	#1268
okdesign ICQ 278367136 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 24,772	Good speed guys! __________________ Webmasters, Come here for SUPER BIG TITS Highest Conversions, Highest Retention!

05-27-2006, 10:35 AM	#1269
bvds www.fuckingeverywhere.com Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Sydney Posts: 25,085	not bad not bad, __________________ Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

05-27-2006, 10:36 AM	#1270
bvds www.fuckingeverywhere.com Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Sydney Posts: 25,085	A worried father confronted his daughter one night. "I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and common and bloody stupid with it." "Oh no, Daddy," the daughter replied, "Fred's ever so clever, we've only been going out nine weeks and he's cured me of that illness I used to get once a month." __________________ Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

05-27-2006, 10:36 AM	#1271
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	let's get faster, this is like watching grass frow! :D

05-27-2006, 10:37 AM	#1272
eyecandy_4u Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 10,784	bump bump __________________

05-27-2006, 10:38 AM	#1273
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	So this guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Give me two single whiskies" "Sure" the bartender replies, "do you want them both now or one at a time?" "Oh, both now" replies the guy, "one's for me and one's for my little friend here" and with that the guy pulls a three inch tall man out of his shirt pocket. The Bartender looked at the little man in amazement and asked, "Can he drink?" "Sure" replied the guy and with that the three inch tall man supped back his whiskey. "That's amazing" replied the bartender, "what else can he do? Can he walk?" With that the guy flips a quarter down to the other end of the bar and asks the little fella to get it. Sure enough, he runs down the bar and retrieves the coin, picks it up and jogs back to the guy. "That really is amazing" replied the bartender, "Can he talk?" "Of course" says the guy, "Hey Jim, tell him about that time we were in Africa and you called that witch-doctor a wanker..."

05-27-2006, 10:38 AM	#1274
bvds www.fuckingeverywhere.com Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Sydney Posts: 25,085	noone else is posting! maybe they are still asleep, what time is it where you are? __________________ Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

05-27-2006, 10:38 AM	#1275
eyecandy_4u Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 10,784	good speed and good jokes __________________

05-27-2006, 10:39 AM	#1276
zoltie So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 855	bump....

05-27-2006, 10:39 AM	#1277
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	it's 3:38 a.m here in Sydney and everyone in America shld be a wake it's daytime! :D

05-27-2006, 10:39 AM	#1278
eyecandy_4u Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 10,784	bump for more speed __________________

05-27-2006, 10:40 AM	#1279
okdesign ICQ 278367136 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 24,772	we are one step closer to next prize! __________________ Webmasters, Come here for SUPER BIG TITS Highest Conversions, Highest Retention!

05-27-2006, 10:40 AM	#1280
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	ok just over 20 to go! :D

05-27-2006, 10:41 AM	#1282
bvds www.fuckingeverywhere.com Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Sydney Posts: 25,085	maybe they at work, its early morning here too __________________ Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

05-27-2006, 10:41 AM	#1283
bizmak So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 10,014	lets speed up

05-27-2006, 10:41 AM	#1284
okdesign ICQ 278367136 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 24,772	BuMp for PligInFeeds!!! __________________ Webmasters, Come here for SUPER BIG TITS Highest Conversions, Highest Retention!

05-27-2006, 10:41 AM	#1285
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	everyone is ready to jump in! :D

05-27-2006, 10:42 AM	#1286
bvds www.fuckingeverywhere.com Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Sydney Posts: 25,085	here they come with the bumps... __________________ Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!