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My avatar finally changed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh happy day!!

I bet he wishes he had some of this right now

http://www.sextoy.com/lotion/pics/anallube.jpg

Here are some pictures from the Aimee Sweet Party I pulled off of the camera.

In tribute to Aarron!

http://www.thumbserver.com/gfy/Party2.jpg
From Left to Right:

Jamie (thumbserver), Kman, Venom, Aaron, Big-E


http://www.thumbserver.com/gfy/Party3.jpg

Aaron and the Upskirt with the Candy Girls!


http://www.thumbserver.com/gfy/Party4.jpg

ToodamnFLI, Jamie, Jeff (matrixcontent), Aaron, Addidas

actually i never liked him anyway.
i'll take 5 illegal immigrants and they can keep him

Very interesting.

In Aarons Defense he got some solid punches in before going down. I'm pretty sure the guy who took the money clip is going to have a black Eye and cracked jaw. I've never seen a bald fat white guy move so fast. Aaron must have taken boxing lessons because the Soldier hit the ground pretty hard after the second blow.

I would never throw down with an armed soldier in another country. The 4 other soliders who jumped Aaron were pretty pissed.

Brown bear, it's a reactionary love-hate relationship. They hate Americans because Americans prosper and Americans hate Mexicans (the whole illegal immigrant issue persists).

So, I'm thinking they're going to sieze the opportunity to turn a successful American into their bitch for a night or more.

If Aaron was ever considered to a tight-ass, he'll never be thought of as one again. To test our hypothesis let's see how anxious he is to play musical chairs when he gets back.

This would be a great gay jail content set..

well, it is a known fact that Mexican dudes have a penchant for blondes, and tequila.

Suggest bringing lots of both to the front desk, in the meantime harness up a couple burros to the jail bars, so while the blondes are distracting the guards, have the burros pull the bars out of the wall.

Old method, but very effective.

HIS ASS is not tight.. He gassed in the Room were we stayed in vegas and I never heard a thing..

Jaimie, he's lucky they didn't shoot his nuts off. Once they find out he's in porn, they'll think that the American govn't will have less sympathy for him and fuck him over even worse than they would a typical tourist.

A Texas brother flies out to Calif and Im not even informed, damn... just another weekend here....

I personally think Aaron should have said fuck the money. This whole event is going to cost him more than $7,000.

damn, do you have stock in Frito-Lay or something? Are they all regular chips, or do you like Fritos and Barbecue flavored too? :1orglaugh

I just called her sister again..and sh'es going to starbucks for coffee with her boyfriend.. She didint even sound worried..Honetly I don't think she cares..I told her to call Ammo..Something is up cause Boneprone isnt home and his wife said he wen't to the congo.. Maybe they burried some money there..

Good to know he got a few blows in to those lame ass soldiers.

People were asking about you... Not sure why you didn't come down!

:eek7

I agree Jamie, he should've forgotten the $7k and gotten the fuck outta there. He's in steep now. Aids is only one of his worries. Even if he drinks the prison water he's gonna have disentry the next day.

He'll feel like shit and have nothing or very shitty food to eat. Nothing but strangers around him who don't give a fuck.

Maybe if I had, I would be in jail too?

hehehe nah Ive been way too busy to step away anyhow... but I'm sure it was a blast...

Shouldn't need a lawyer.. Someone just needs to pay the bail, then get him the Hell back across the border.

http://www.thumbserver.com/gfy/Party1.jpg


And here's the chicks Aaron hooked up with later that night. I forget their names..

7G's was not enough? Sheeeeeit man, Aaron is a straight baller as we have all seen in the past. He does not take shit from anybody and this just proves it even more. He is a US citizen who made a mistake then got messed over in another country. Even if he was drunk, he still knows that he has rights. Even in Mexico.

I would love to see a vid of him taking out an armed soldier. That is some cool ass shit for a white man to pull in TJ.

I do not know about that, and I think the solution is obvious, and I am surprised no one else has come up with this idea.

Steve Cohen is paying to be under house arrest in TJ, so, rustle up a defense fund, and we pay to get Aaron transferred over to Cohen's place.

He can work off the money we all donate by shooting some good Latina content. I know I have several buyers looking for some exclusive Latina content.

Let's take advantage of a sad situation. When life gives you lemons, make a nice lemon meringue pie. :Graucho

Wtf dude...aronm suppose to be a big pimp..and he try to get a gun??? from the police.holy shit he culd be shot on the spot duude.. if the police feeled they are treaten .

okay, now that was really funny :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh what makes you think you have rights in Mexico? Mexicans don't have rights in Mexico, what makes you think an American pornographer has rights there.

The only rights you have in Mexico, are those you can afford to pay for.

You have the right to be gang raped in a dirty Mexican prison.

I hope things work out for him, but I would imagine the soldiers could have shot Aaron for trying to steal the gun.

IN ANY COUNTRY I would like to see someone yank a gun from a police/soldier and not get in deep shit.
It looks like things were going fine until he tried to steal a gun.

Instead of being killed or sent to jail the Mexicans took his money and told him to piss off.....If I was Aaron I would have left the scene right away.
But NO, he picks a fight with 5-6 armed soldiers.
I think he is lucky to be alive to be honest. Does this sum up what happened?

ha Mexicans prisions is like in turkey..when your in there you get fucked thats it ..

damn...a brotha wakes up to hear this shit about aaron?...thats some crazy bullshit...hang in there bro becauase TJ aint no joke...u should have come with us back to the hotel...

this is some hysterical shit to be readin at 5am

This sucks ass if it is true.

If it is not, he we go in my best ManuChau voice:
"Welcome to Tijuana... "

This must win some award for stupidest thing to ever do..

1. Carry loads of cash to basically a 3rd world country.
2. Attempt to pull a semi automatic rifle off a federale.

Anyone that has ever been to Tijuana knows that for $1,000 you could have the whole friggin city. It would be like bringing a wad of cash to the city dump. How many ceramic Bart Simpson banks can you buy? Im sure they repainted all the old Batman banks to red and sell them as Spiderman banks..

Strip clubs down there are soo dark cause the girls all have penises.. believe me.. the money it will take to get him out of jail will be relative to the amount of money he was carrying..

Tijuana is not a fun place to be in jail.. even worse if they think you have money..

Best of luck getting him out..

<chicklets... chicklets..chicklets..>

STAY OUT OF TIJUANA! You may as well send in Johnny Rambo..

I find this story hard to believe, cuz anyone who has ever spent any time with Aaron knows that he wouldn't carry any large amounts of cash with him, especially in Mexico.

I think this sounds a little cooked up.

If its true, he wins the "what the fuck were you thinking?" award.

If its not true, then you've all been had yet one more time by the master of pranks, AaronM.

LS

Dude! Aaron and Jamie called me yesterday around noon wanting me to go to TJ with them, I said no for some crazy reason because I had some shit to take care of. So I end up getting my shit done and leave for a bit. I get back in and check my messages...

"Hey this is Aaron and Jamie, we're getting out of this hell hole called Mexico. Dude! I almost got fuckin' arrested! There are cops everywhere with guns and fucking machine guns! We're running away!"

Anyway, it was something like that. Aaron was talking SO fucking fast it was hard to understand the bastard.

Oh! And he DOES have pictures!

damn man..that camera ads at least 50 pounds to me..sheesh!!....Aarons one funny guy when hes drunk...we spent most of the night chasing skirts and mingling with the public...i officially dub Brian's 1st floor corner next to the door Aarons GFY corner...Addidas and Jamie know what im talkin about!

Fuck, I'll read the whole thread before posting next time.

2 things I can do here:
1)I don't know him,so if it is true i can still laugh so ummm LOL
2)This is complete bullshit and I can laugh at the fact people are buying in to it so ummm LOL


KINGS BAAAAAABY!!!

:eek7

Aaron has 7K

About twenty years ago a friend of mine went to TJ. He was mugged by two cops. They took all of his money, checked his drivers license to see where he was from, and returned him enough money for gas to get back home.

Instead of quietly leaving TJ he went to police headquarters and reported what happend. When he was laughed at and basically told to shove off; he became somewhat belligerent and they put him in jail. He stayed in jail for more than six months, no charges, no court, and one day was just released to a Mexican attorney who had been hired by his family. His family had hired the Mexican attorney to pay off the powers that be.

I don't know if TJ justice is any different today. I doubt it.

That definitely sucks. I talked to Aaron Saturday evening at the party. He was pretty toast I, think everyone was having a good time. We went to TJ all day Sunday as well... what a horrible place to be in Jail. Any news yet???

Addidas looks like a wookie!
Who is that guy?

Well I hope he can hold him own.. I stayed in a mexican jail for 3 weeks, I fought every day, sometimes 3 times a day.. It so fucking draining to be in there!

You can even fucking sleep... It's a dirty stinking place, and no one plays fair in there, not even the gaurds..

If you cant fight in a mexican jail then your ass is toast. 3 weeks was like 1 year in the real world, and it took $12k USD to get me out.

I hope somone can pull some strings for him, because it took those 3 weeks for them to even set a ammount of money!

Its no bullshit in there!!

I totally agree with you on this one:)

I know im black..but am i really that black?? I mean sheesh,looks like my fuckin sweatband is floating in air...

Thanks BONE!

:321GFY

"Mexico is is not a bad simply because it is oppressed, Mexico is simply a bad place." - Charles Bukowski