Take a test to see your chance of getting murdered... - GoFuckYourself.com

phogirl69 · 05-19-2002, 10:55 PM

Take a test to see your chances of getting murdered
Take the test here
I just saw this on the news tonight.

I actually got a "0" for my chances of getting murdered

What did everyone else get?

Amputate Your Head · 05-19-2002, 11:01 PM

I qualify as a police officer.

who'da thunkit?

^R3K^ · 05-19-2002, 11:05 PM

Your total is 11.

(Less than 20)The Metropolitan Police Department is hiring. Look at our main page for hiring details if you think you qualify as a police officer

Marijuana is dangerous to your arrest record and lungs. Appreciate the risk you face if someone wants to use the knowledge of your drug use in a way to damage your reputation.

It tells me I should be a police officer but i should hide the fact i smoke weed ;))

marzzo · 05-19-2002, 11:11 PM

Since he's a cop I don't feel like taking his little "weed test" - they can test the THC level in your blood through your keyboard now ya know, I guess I'll go refresh my IP...

hyper · 05-19-2002, 11:11 PM

Rate Your Risk
Beaten
Your total is -7.

(Negative score) A minus score indicates that the criminal would be in danger FROM YOU. The greater the negative score...the greater the danger.

Rod · 05-19-2002, 11:22 PM

I hate those tests

kmanrox · 05-19-2002, 11:34 PM

Evil1 · 05-19-2002, 11:54 PM

beaten:
Your total is -14.
(Negative score) A minus score indicates that the criminal would be in danger FROM YOU

Murder:
Your total is -28.

(Less than 20)The Metropolitan Police Department is hiring. Look at our main page for hiring details if you think you qualify as a police officer

Nedder · 05-20-2002, 12:15 AM

>>Rate Your Risk
Beaten
Your total is -7.

(Negative score) A minus score indicates that the criminal would be in danger FROM YOU. The greater the negative score...the greater the danger.

<<<

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!

I got a 6 on the murder scale.

Nz

phogirl69 · 05-20-2002, 12:21 AM

When I took the "Are you going to be raped, robbed, stabbed, shot, or beaten?" test it said among other things "Learn how to change a tire. Tire changing is not rocket science and can get you out of a tight spot".

I'm a real petite girl, I think a damn tire weighs more than I do! I have to learn how to change a tire though do decrease my chances of getting murdered....

Brian911 · 05-20-2002, 01:18 AM

<<

Your total is 39.

(Less than 70) You are probably a middle class person who faces a normal (low) risk of murder in today's society.

You gotta be out-of-your-mind to use drugs and AT OTHER PEOPLES' HOUSES...Whew. Not a good plan...risky
You are drinking too much in public. You cannot control ANY situation with less than optimal control of your body

>>

damn I hate perl scripts telling me what to do

Milton · 05-20-2002, 04:25 AM

that tread make me more money

marty · 05-20-2002, 04:42 AM

just 38

Not good news for anyone intending to visit me!

Sugarpuss · 05-20-2002, 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I qualify as a police officer.

who'da thunkit?

me too

a1ka1ine · 05-20-2002, 05:09 AM

>>> You go to nightclubs and pick up people?

^^ hell yeah!

TDF · 05-20-2002, 05:18 AM

murder me tupac style and worship me for years to come...then kill in rememberance of the way I was killed...

DigitalPimpShit · 05-20-2002, 05:26 AM

Are you a black male between the ages of 14 and 26? Afro-American males in this age range have a particularly high murder rate if associated with other high risk behavior
Thats not just a little racist there is it

jimmyf · 05-20-2002, 06:43 AM

jimmyf · 05-20-2002, 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DigitalPimpShit
Are you a black male between the ages of 14 and 26? Afro-American males in this age range have a particularly high murder rate if associated with other high risk behavior
Thats not just a little racist there is it

That's not racist... There telling you the truth..
And it's a sad fact.

Bobo · 05-20-2002, 06:49 AM

Hmmm, I don't know why I'm alive but I am!

chodadog · 05-20-2002, 06:54 AM

Quote:

You are drinking too much in public. You cannot control ANY situation with less than optimal control of your body
You are drinking too much. You cannot control ANY situation with less than optimal control of your body

Tell that to the last guy that picked a fight with me when i was drinkin'

dantheman · 05-20-2002, 09:28 AM

damn, 85 guess i need to check my will and insurance

off to by a glock 9mm

hahmike · 05-20-2002, 09:30 AM

Roxxy · 05-20-2002, 09:40 AM

I got a 73

Here's what they said....

"You gotta be out-of-your-mind to use drugs and AT OTHER PEOPLES' HOUSES...Whew. Not a good plan...risky

Never misuse drugs unless you are ready to go to jail.

Marijuana is dangerous to your arrest record and lungs.

Appreciate the risk you face if someone wants to use the knowledge of your drug use in a way to damage your reputation.

You are drinking too much in public.

You cannot control ANY situation with less than optimal control of your body

You are drinking too much.

You cannot control ANY situation with less than optimal control of your body
Never misuse drugs unless you are ready to go to jail.

You are driving a nice car. Hope you can stand the attention from thieves, etc. No one wants to kill and rob a person driving a Yugo."

Boy! I never expected a lecture from a stupid test!!!!

Yeah, so what I like to party... but, I'm a smart girl. I think most of this stuff attributes to the lack of common sense. Something I have much of.

dantheman · 05-20-2002, 09:47 AM

Roxxy, What if me and you get together and list the other in our insurance as beneficiary

goodgirl · 05-20-2002, 09:55 AM

I got 37 on the murder one.

And a 96 on getting beaten, thats nice to know.
(More than 80) It would be a good idea to make out a will.

Tylo · 05-20-2002, 10:17 AM

Damn I got a (81) im one dead mother fucker....

Shooter · 05-20-2002, 10:28 AM

Your score is 45.

You face more criminal (per capita) in the big city. That adds to some of your risk, but hey...
You gotta be out-of-your-mind to use drugs and AT OTHER PEOPLES' HOUSES...Whew. Not a good plan...risky
Never misuse drugs unless you are ready to go to jail.
Marijuana is dangerous to your arrest record and lungs. Appreciate the risk you face if someone wants to use the knowledge of your drug use in a way to damage your reputation.
You are drinking too much. You cannot control ANY situation with less than optimal control of your body
Never misuse drugs unless you are ready to go to jail.
You are driving a nice car. Hope you can stand the attention from thieves, etc. No one wants to kill and rob a person driving a Yugo.

phogirl69 · 05-20-2002, 12:02 PM

I'm off to buy a Yugo.... Guess that's the safest car to drive these days

SleazyDream · 05-20-2002, 12:17 PM

even with my exposure on here and firing someone in the last 2 years I got a -3.

no handuns in canada means we get beat up, not shot and killed.

cormacf · 05-20-2002, 01:11 PM

I get a 4 for murder, but a 90 for getting my ass kicked.

Shoplifter · 05-20-2002, 01:23 PM

Phogirl are you paranoid? Last week you are worried about driving on the highway and now it's the murder test.

phogirl69 · 05-20-2002, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shoplifter
Phogirl are you paranoid? Last week you are worried about driving on the highway and now it's the murder test.

I think I am paranoid

Funbrunette · 05-20-2002, 01:30 PM

My results:

You are at moderate risk. It would be advisable to alter your schedule and traveling techniques. Cut down your public exposure.

Muffy · 05-21-2002, 02:05 PM

eeek ... I scored a 92... I am scared now

RMG · 05-21-2002, 03:55 PM

103 - haha wtf

(More than 100) The higher you go over one hundred, the more risk you are facing. You could be in a dangerous category. It'd be a good idea to change your habits lest you be tomorrow's headlines. You are either a target or you suffer from a wanton lifestyle.

05-19-2002, 10:55 PM	#1
phogirl69 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,330	Take a test to see your chance of getting murdered... Take a test to see your chances of getting murdered Take the test here I just saw this on the news tonight. I actually got a "0" for my chances of getting murdered What did everyone else get?

05-19-2002, 11:11 PM	#5
hyper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mass Ass Posts: 5,294	Rate Your Risk Beaten Your total is -7. (Negative score) A minus score indicates that the criminal would be in danger FROM YOU. The greater the negative score...the greater the danger. __________________

05-19-2002, 11:22 PM	#6
Rod Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: MTL, QC, CAN Posts: 1,243	I hate those tests __________________ woohoo!

05-19-2002, 11:34 PM	#7
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	78 __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

05-19-2002, 11:54 PM	#8
Evil1 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,893	beaten: Your total is -14. (Negative score) A minus score indicates that the criminal would be in danger FROM YOU Murder: Your total is -28. (Less than 20)The Metropolitan Police Department is hiring. Look at our main page for hiring details if you think you qualify as a police officer __________________

05-19-2002, 11:01 PM	#2
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I qualify as a police officer. who'da thunkit?

05-19-2002, 11:05 PM	#3
^R3K^ Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: North Carolina Posts: 2,815	Your total is 11. (Less than 20)The Metropolitan Police Department is hiring. Look at our main page for hiring details if you think you qualify as a police officer Marijuana is dangerous to your arrest record and lungs. Appreciate the risk you face if someone wants to use the knowledge of your drug use in a way to damage your reputation. It tells me I should be a police officer but i should hide the fact i smoke weed ;))

05-19-2002, 11:11 PM	#4
marzzo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,134	Since he's a cop I don't feel like taking his little "weed test" - they can test the THC level in your blood through your keyboard now ya know, I guess I'll go refresh my IP...

05-20-2002, 12:15 AM	#9
Nedder Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 555	>>Rate Your Risk Beaten Your total is -7. (Negative score) A minus score indicates that the criminal would be in danger FROM YOU. The greater the negative score...the greater the danger. <<< AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!! I got a 6 on the murder scale. Nz

05-20-2002, 12:21 AM	#10
phogirl69 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,330	When I took the "Are you going to be raped, robbed, stabbed, shot, or beaten?" test it said among other things "Learn how to change a tire. Tire changing is not rocket science and can get you out of a tight spot". I'm a real petite girl, I think a damn tire weighs more than I do! I have to learn how to change a tire though do decrease my chances of getting murdered....

05-20-2002, 01:18 AM	#11
Brian911 Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 654	<< Your total is 39. (Less than 70) You are probably a middle class person who faces a normal (low) risk of murder in today's society. You gotta be out-of-your-mind to use drugs and AT OTHER PEOPLES' HOUSES...Whew. Not a good plan...risky You are drinking too much in public. You cannot control ANY situation with less than optimal control of your body >> damn I hate perl scripts telling me what to do __________________ - Brian [ a directive occured while processing this error ]

05-20-2002, 04:25 AM	#12
Milton Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Mauritius Posts: 1,118	that tread make me more money

05-20-2002, 04:42 AM	#13
marty Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,656	just 38 Not good news for anyone intending to visit me!

05-20-2002, 05:09 AM	#15
a1ka1ine Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 3,387	>>> You go to nightclubs and pick up people? ^^ hell yeah!

05-20-2002, 05:18 AM	#16
TDF Triple OG nigga on GFY Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: in the BP4L family compound Posts: 27,296	murder me tupac style and worship me for years to come...then kill in rememberance of the way I was killed... __________________ Sig heil

05-20-2002, 05:26 AM	#17
DigitalPimpShit Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: In your future Posts: 783	Are you a black male between the ages of 14 and 26? Afro-American males in this age range have a particularly high murder rate if associated with other high risk behavior Thats not just a little racist there is it

05-20-2002, 06:43 AM	#18
jimmyf OU812 Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: California Posts: 12,651	-3 __________________ Epic CashEpic Cash works for me Solar Cash Paysite Plugin Gallery of the day freesites,POTD,Gallery generator with free hosting

05-20-2002, 06:49 AM	#20
Bobo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,253	Hmmm, I don't know why I'm alive but I am!

05-20-2002, 09:28 AM	#22
dantheman OG Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 3,308	damn, 85 guess i need to check my will and insurance off to by a glock 9mm __________________ M3server.com VPS>Get your 2nd month free Ded>$100 off your 2nd month since 1996 icq-25135623 dannyh at~m3server DOT com

05-20-2002, 09:30 AM	#23
hahmike So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,488	34.

05-20-2002, 09:40 AM	#24
Roxxy Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: BEHIND YOU!!! Posts: 602	I got a 73 Here's what they said.... "You gotta be out-of-your-mind to use drugs and AT OTHER PEOPLES' HOUSES...Whew. Not a good plan...risky Never misuse drugs unless you are ready to go to jail. Marijuana is dangerous to your arrest record and lungs. Appreciate the risk you face if someone wants to use the knowledge of your drug use in a way to damage your reputation. You are drinking too much in public. You cannot control ANY situation with less than optimal control of your body You are drinking too much. You cannot control ANY situation with less than optimal control of your body Never misuse drugs unless you are ready to go to jail. You are driving a nice car. Hope you can stand the attention from thieves, etc. No one wants to kill and rob a person driving a Yugo." Boy! I never expected a lecture from a stupid test!!!! Yeah, so what I like to party... but, I'm a smart girl. I think most of this stuff attributes to the lack of common sense. Something I have much of.

05-20-2002, 09:47 AM	#25
dantheman OG Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 3,308	Roxxy, What if me and you get together and list the other in our insurance as beneficiary __________________ M3server.com VPS>Get your 2nd month free Ded>$100 off your 2nd month since 1996 icq-25135623 dannyh at~m3server DOT com

05-20-2002, 09:55 AM	#26
goodgirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Behind the monitor since 1988 Posts: 1,679	I got 37 on the murder one. And a 96 on getting beaten, thats nice to know. (More than 80) It would be a good idea to make out a will. __________________ Got Web Host providing Website Hosting since 2002.

05-20-2002, 10:17 AM	#27
Tylo Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: South FL. Posts: 2,108	Damn I got a (81) im one dead mother fucker.... __________________ -ICQ# 119419008

05-20-2002, 10:28 AM	#28
Shooter Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 2,842	Your score is 45. You face more criminal (per capita) in the big city. That adds to some of your risk, but hey... You gotta be out-of-your-mind to use drugs and AT OTHER PEOPLES' HOUSES...Whew. Not a good plan...risky Never misuse drugs unless you are ready to go to jail. Marijuana is dangerous to your arrest record and lungs. Appreciate the risk you face if someone wants to use the knowledge of your drug use in a way to damage your reputation. You are drinking too much. You cannot control ANY situation with less than optimal control of your body Never misuse drugs unless you are ready to go to jail. You are driving a nice car. Hope you can stand the attention from thieves, etc. No one wants to kill and rob a person driving a Yugo.

05-20-2002, 12:02 PM	#29
phogirl69 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,330	I'm off to buy a Yugo.... Guess that's the safest car to drive these days

05-20-2002, 12:17 PM	#30
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	even with my exposure on here and firing someone in the last 2 years I got a -3. no handuns in canada means we get beat up, not shot and killed. __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

05-20-2002, 01:11 PM	#31
cormacf Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Sherman Oaks, CA Posts: 3	I get a 4 for murder, but a 90 for getting my ass kicked.

05-20-2002, 01:23 PM	#32
Shoplifter Richest man in Babylon Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Posts: 10,002 Posts: 5,710	Phogirl are you paranoid? Last week you are worried about driving on the highway and now it's the murder test.

05-20-2002, 01:30 PM	#34
Funbrunette Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 4,834	My results: You are at moderate risk. It would be advisable to alter your schedule and traveling techniques. Cut down your public exposure. __________________ Stephanie (Funbrunette) [email protected] ICQ: 155-713-409

05-21-2002, 02:05 PM	#35
Muffy Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Toronto and Italy Posts: 494	eeek ... I scored a 92... I am scared now __________________ How Do I Measure Up? Need Something Written? I do press Releases, Articles, Websites, Marketing Materials, adult stories and more! Email [email protected] for more information

05-21-2002, 03:55 PM	#36
RMG Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 542	103 - haha wtf (More than 100) The higher you go over one hundred, the more risk you are facing. You could be in a dangerous category. It'd be a good idea to change your habits lest you be tomorrow's headlines. You are either a target or you suffer from a wanton lifestyle.