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Take a test to see your chance of getting murdered...

05-19-2002, 09:55 PM

Take a test to see your chances of getting murdered
Take the test here
I just saw this on the news tonight.

I actually got a "0" for my chances of getting murdered

What did everyone else get?
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05-19-2002, 10:01 PM

I qualify as a police officer.

who'da thunkit?

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05-19-2002, 10:05 PM

Your total is 11.

(Less than 20)The Metropolitan Police Department is hiring. Look at our main page for hiring details if you think you qualify as a police officer

Marijuana is dangerous to your arrest record and lungs. Appreciate the risk you face if someone wants to use the knowledge of your drug use in a way to damage your reputation.

It tells me I should be a police officer but i should hide the fact i smoke weed ;))

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05-19-2002, 10:11 PM

Since he's a cop I don't feel like taking his little "weed test" - they can test the THC level in your blood through your keyboard now ya know, I guess I'll go refresh my IP...

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05-19-2002, 10:11 PM

Rate Your Risk
Beaten
Your total is -7.

(Negative score) A minus score indicates that the criminal would be in danger FROM YOU. The greater the negative score...the greater the danger.
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05-19-2002, 10:22 PM

I hate those tests

woohoo!
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05-19-2002, 10:34 PM

78

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05-19-2002, 10:54 PM

beaten:
Your total is -14.
(Negative score) A minus score indicates that the criminal would be in danger FROM YOU

Murder:
Your total is -28.

(Less than 20)The Metropolitan Police Department is hiring. Look at our main page for hiring details if you think you qualify as a police officer
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05-19-2002, 11:15 PM

>>Rate Your Risk
Beaten
Your total is -7.

(Negative score) A minus score indicates that the criminal would be in danger FROM YOU. The greater the negative score...the greater the danger.

<<<

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!

I got a 6 on the murder scale.

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05-19-2002, 11:21 PM

When I took the "Are you going to be raped, robbed, stabbed, shot, or beaten?" test it said among other things "Learn how to change a tire. Tire changing is not rocket science and can get you out of a tight spot".

I'm a real petite girl, I think a damn tire weighs more than I do! I have to learn how to change a tire though do decrease my chances of getting murdered....
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05-20-2002, 12:18 AM

<<

Your total is 39.

(Less than 70) You are probably a middle class person who faces a normal (low) risk of murder in today's society.

You gotta be out-of-your-mind to use drugs and AT OTHER PEOPLES' HOUSES...Whew. Not a good plan...risky
You are drinking too much in public. You cannot control ANY situation with less than optimal control of your body

>>

damn I hate perl scripts telling me what to do

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05-20-2002, 03:25 AM

that tread make me more money
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05-20-2002, 03:42 AM

just 38

Not good news for anyone intending to visit me!
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05-20-2002, 03:42 AM

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I qualify as a police officer.

who'da thunkit?

me too

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05-20-2002, 04:09 AM

>>> You go to nightclubs and pick up people?

^^ hell yeah!
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05-20-2002, 04:18 AM

murder me tupac style and worship me for years to come...then kill in rememberance of the way I was killed...

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05-20-2002, 04:26 AM

Are you a black male between the ages of 14 and 26? Afro-American males in this age range have a particularly high murder rate if associated with other high risk behavior
Thats not just a little racist there is it
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05-20-2002, 05:43 AM

-3

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05-20-2002, 05:44 AM

Originally posted by DigitalPimpShit
Are you a black male between the ages of 14 and 26? Afro-American males in this age range have a particularly high murder rate if associated with other high risk behavior
Thats not just a little racist there is it

That's not racist... There telling you the truth..
And it's a sad fact.

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#20

05-20-2002, 05:49 AM

Hmmm, I don't know why I'm alive but I am!
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05-20-2002, 05:54 AM

You are drinking too much in public. You cannot control ANY situation with less than optimal control of your body
You are drinking too much. You cannot control ANY situation with less than optimal control of your body

Tell that to the last guy that picked a fight with me when i was drinkin'

26 + 6 = 1
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05-20-2002, 08:28 AM

damn, 85 guess i need to check my will and insurance

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#23

05-20-2002, 08:30 AM

34.
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05-20-2002, 08:40 AM

I got a 73

Here's what they said....

"You gotta be out-of-your-mind to use drugs and AT OTHER PEOPLES' HOUSES...Whew. Not a good plan...risky

Never misuse drugs unless you are ready to go to jail.

Marijuana is dangerous to your arrest record and lungs.

Appreciate the risk you face if someone wants to use the knowledge of your drug use in a way to damage your reputation.

You are drinking too much in public.

You cannot control ANY situation with less than optimal control of your body

You are drinking too much.

You cannot control ANY situation with less than optimal control of your body
Never misuse drugs unless you are ready to go to jail.

You are driving a nice car. Hope you can stand the attention from thieves, etc. No one wants to kill and rob a person driving a Yugo."

Boy! I never expected a lecture from a stupid test!!!!

Yeah, so what I like to party... but, I'm a smart girl. I think most of this stuff attributes to the lack of common sense. Something I have much of.
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05-20-2002, 08:47 AM

Roxxy, What if me and you get together and list the other in our insurance as beneficiary

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05-20-2002, 08:55 AM

I got 37 on the murder one.

And a 96 on getting beaten, thats nice to know.
(More than 80) It would be a good idea to make out a will.
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05-20-2002, 09:17 AM

Damn I got a (81) im one dead mother fucker....

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05-20-2002, 09:28 AM

Your score is 45.

You face more criminal (per capita) in the big city. That adds to some of your risk, but hey...
You gotta be out-of-your-mind to use drugs and AT OTHER PEOPLES' HOUSES...Whew. Not a good plan...risky
Never misuse drugs unless you are ready to go to jail.
Marijuana is dangerous to your arrest record and lungs. Appreciate the risk you face if someone wants to use the knowledge of your drug use in a way to damage your reputation.
You are drinking too much. You cannot control ANY situation with less than optimal control of your body
Never misuse drugs unless you are ready to go to jail.
You are driving a nice car. Hope you can stand the attention from thieves, etc. No one wants to kill and rob a person driving a Yugo.
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05-20-2002, 11:02 AM

I'm off to buy a Yugo.... Guess that's the safest car to drive these days
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05-20-2002, 11:17 AM

even with my exposure on here and firing someone in the last 2 years I got a -3.

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05-20-2002, 12:11 PM

I get a 4 for murder, but a 90 for getting my ass kicked.
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05-20-2002, 12:23 PM

Phogirl are you paranoid? Last week you are worried about driving on the highway and now it's the murder test.

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05-20-2002, 12:28 PM

Originally posted by Shoplifter
Phogirl are you paranoid? Last week you are worried about driving on the highway and now it's the murder test.

I think I am paranoid
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05-20-2002, 12:30 PM

My results:

You are at moderate risk. It would be advisable to alter your schedule and traveling techniques. Cut down your public exposure.

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05-21-2002, 01:05 PM

eeek ... I scored a 92... I am scared now

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05-21-2002, 02:55 PM

103 - haha wtf

(More than 100) The higher you go over one hundred, the more risk you are facing. You could be in a dangerous category. It'd be a good idea to change your habits lest you be tomorrow's headlines. You are either a target or you suffer from a wanton lifestyle.
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