Official "talk like a Canadian" thread - GoFuckYourself.com

Evil Chris · 05-16-2006, 04:03 PM

ok eh... so like this is the thread where you like... speak like someone from the great white north. ok.

So like... pass me a beer, eh?

Oh and yeah eh... you can get uh... what's that word again? REGIONAL too eh? So like, if you don't want to talk like a hoser, you can always switch into a newfie or a Cape Bretoner, or even a tree hugging, Starbucks drinking British Columbian. The choice is yours eh?

Just one rule eh. Nobody mentions aboot. We don't say that eh.

ok go.

by the way, that's ME on lead guitar eh.

MaddCaz · 05-16-2006, 04:05 PM

Hockey MOTHERFUCKING Hosers eh?!?!?!

Evil Chris · 05-16-2006, 04:06 PM

I miss the McKenzie brothers.

Tempest · 05-16-2006, 04:06 PM

You missed "Sushi eating" in your sterotyping of BC residents.... eh..

Dagwolf · 05-16-2006, 04:07 PM

You go ahead, I'll catch up later ,eh? There's a frickin' moose eating my igloo and the polar bear's off his leash.

soulbleed · 05-16-2006, 04:08 PM

anyone watch trailer park boys ?

Abithefiend · 05-16-2006, 04:10 PM

It's a lot easier to do an Australian one! 'Eh' is the only Canadianism I know.

Thomas1007 · 05-16-2006, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf

You go ahead, I'll catch up later ,eh? There's a frickin' moose eating my igloo and the polar bear's off his leash.

lmao

hold up eh, my squaw broke the icebox in my igloo and my kid licked the antenna pole and his tongue is stuck now eh.

Evil Chris · 05-16-2006, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abithefiend

It's a lot easier to do an Australian one! 'Eh' is the only Canadianism I know.

Come on.... it's easy.

Just think hockey pucks, Tim Horton's, poutine and doughnuts.

Evil Chris · 05-16-2006, 04:14 PM

Here's one from BC.

What's the deal with all the square rear-view mirrors???

JFK · 05-16-2006, 04:16 PM

Nice thread EH

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-16-2006, 04:27 PM

this thread is worthless without pics of hot canadian girls

2HousePlague · 05-16-2006, 04:34 PM

Eyoooo.

2hp

ready lube · 05-16-2006, 04:34 PM

canadian bacon isn't real bacon 'eh

pussyluver · 05-16-2006, 04:36 PM

If I lived in the US, I'd vote for.....
Americans are stupid (Note Canadians are American too).
Bush is an idiot!
Why don't they just impeach him...
Damn exchange rate, the dollars is down to....

we'll there's a few

RogerV10 · 05-16-2006, 04:37 PM

What are you talking Aboot?

BobG · 05-16-2006, 04:37 PM

what's this thread abewt again?

Goldmaniacs · 05-16-2006, 04:38 PM

I dont know in which small town near the north pole you are living but most Canadians these days speak either Punjab or Mandarin.

RogerV10 · 05-16-2006, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyluver

If I lived in the US, I'd vote for.....
Americans are stupid (Note Canadians are American too).
Bush is an idiot!
Why don't they just impeach him...
Damn exchange rate, the dollars is down to....

we'll there's a few

Lay off the drugs.

Spunky · 05-16-2006, 04:38 PM

I have yet to hear a Canadian talk like that,since Bob and Doug Mckenzie

NoWhErE · 05-16-2006, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abithefiend

It's a lot easier to do an Australian one! 'Eh' is the only Canadianism I know.

Australian is super easy, especially the Sydney accent. All you have to do is answer your own questions.

I.e : Oy! What color are your jeans, blue?

Oy! Whats your name? Sheila?

BusterBunny · 05-16-2006, 04:40 PM

we are so much better than them snooty americans dontcha know

Elli · 05-16-2006, 04:42 PM

How bout that weather, eh? Cold enough for ya? Makes me wanna go home and throw on another parka and get my ma to make me a new toque!

SilentKnight · 05-16-2006, 04:58 PM

You're not considered a real Canuck unless you can properly pronounce Shubenecadie, Musquidoboit, Kejimkujik and Antigonish.

Some of the easier places names to pronounce:

Blow Me Down, Newfoundland
Malignant Cove, Nova Scotia
Dark Tickle, New Brunswick
Swastika, Ontario
Climax, Saskatchewan
Shag Harbour, Nova Scotia
Dildo, Newfoundland

Elli · 05-16-2006, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

You're not considered a real Canuck unless you can properly pronounce Shubenecadie, Musquidoboit, Kejimkujik and Antigonish.

Some of the easier places names to pronounce:

Blow Me Down, Newfoundland
Malignant Cove, Nova Scotia
Dark Tickle, New Brunswick
Swastika, Ontario
Climax, Saskatchewan
Shag Harbour, Nova Scotia
Dildo, Newfoundland

Don't forget Clayquot Sound, Spuzzum, Beaverdell, and Skookumchuk!

Evil Chris · 05-16-2006, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

You're not considered a real Canuck unless you can properly pronounce Shubenecadie, Musquidoboit, Kejimkujik and Antigonish.

Some of the easier places names to pronounce:

Blow Me Down, Newfoundland
Malignant Cove, Nova Scotia
Dark Tickle, New Brunswick
Swastika, Ontario
Climax, Saskatchewan
Shag Harbour, Nova Scotia
Dildo, Newfoundland

You also have Little Heart's Ease, Newfoundland

Jason · 05-16-2006, 05:53 PM

thats what i'ma talkin abouuuuuuuuu, eh

madawgz · 05-16-2006, 06:51 PM

eh? why you making fun of canadians?

nico-t · 05-16-2006, 06:54 PM

well i cant fucking find any differences in canadian and us accents..... but hey i only see em on tv

Bdiddy · 05-16-2006, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soulbleed

anyone watch trailer park boys ?

Awesome show

Dwreck · 05-16-2006, 07:00 PM

This is a soft spot for me! Don't get me started! hahaha

Fabien · 05-16-2006, 07:02 PM

De quoi tu parles stie ?

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-16-2006, 07:25 PM

Lolol Canada!!!

Jman · 05-16-2006, 07:37 PM

Go Habs Go

"Vas Chier mon ostie"

pornstar2pac · 05-16-2006, 07:42 PM

are you going to eat that jelly donut, eh?

The Sultan Of Smut · 05-16-2006, 07:46 PM

Give 'er

Evil Chris · 05-16-2006, 07:53 PM

Anyone from Winnipeg? "The Peg"

Portage and Main, 30 below. Coldest intersection in North American.

cool1 · 05-16-2006, 08:30 PM

How Zit Goan, Eh
While in The Peg I hit up a Booze can and spent me pogey on a 2,4 Uh Blue and a 26er of JD
it wasn't any of the 5 point 0 shit, this gives ya Skull Cramp eh!
got good and buzzed and passed out on the chesterfield
Now to go get me a double-double at Tim's

cool1 · 05-16-2006, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris

Anyone from Winnipeg? "The Peg"

Portage and Main, 30 below. Coldest intersection in North American.

Yep but try 35 to 40 below C in winter and 35 above C in summer

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-16-2006, 08:34 PM

lol silly canadians

RawAlex · 05-16-2006, 08:37 PM

You forgot about St Louis de Ha!-Ha!, Quebec.

Alex

Xain · 05-16-2006, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris

ok eh... so like this is the thread where you like... speak like someone from the great white north. ok.

So like... pass me a beer, eh?

Oh and yeah eh... you can get uh... what's that word again? REGIONAL too eh? So like, if you don't want to talk like a hoser, you can always switch into a newfie or a Cape Bretoner, or even a tree hugging, Starbucks drinking British Columbian. The choice is yours eh?

Just one rule eh. Nobody mentions aboot. We don't say that eh.

ok go.

by the way, that's ME on lead guitar eh.

You are using "eh" wrong a lot of the time. Eh is used as a confirmation..much like a verbal question mark. Eh comes natural to us Canadians, but we can't force it otherwise we end up putting it where it doesn't belong.

Penthouse Tony · 05-16-2006, 08:44 PM

Fun being a Canucks in here, eh?

gecko · 05-16-2006, 09:04 PM

Moose run rampant.

Geddy Lee · 05-16-2006, 09:05 PM

This thread reeks of racism.

iWeb_Allan · 05-16-2006, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris

Anyone from Winnipeg? "The Peg"

Portage and Main, 30 below. Coldest intersection in North American.

Been to Winnipeg twice. Got my butt frozen on my first trip as I packed light

silly fob

Elli · 05-16-2006, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iWeb_Allan

Been to Winnipeg twice. Got my butt frozen on my first trip as I packed light

silly fob

I can't be the only kid who made snow tunnels and caves in the backyard in Winnipeg when I was 6-10 years old. That was awesome. My parents could never find me.

(My grandparents lived there on Wellington Cres.)

ANAL PASTE · 05-16-2006, 09:31 PM

I'm riding my motor bike to Surey Lanka tonight :D

Vitasoy · 05-16-2006, 09:36 PM

The great ol' red and white

Rochard · 05-16-2006, 09:50 PM

Evil Chris - I'm hungry, what's for dinner, eh?

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