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  • Evil Chris
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    • Dec 2001
    • 13247

    #1

    Official "talk like a Canadian" thread

    ok eh... so like this is the thread where you like... speak like someone from the great white north. ok.

    So like... pass me a beer, eh?

    Oh and yeah eh... you can get uh... what's that word again? REGIONAL too eh? So like, if you don't want to talk like a hoser, you can always switch into a newfie or a Cape Bretoner, or even a tree hugging, Starbucks drinking British Columbian. The choice is yours eh?

    Just one rule eh. Nobody mentions aboot. We don't say that eh.

    ok go.

    by the way, that's ME on lead guitar eh.


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  • MaddCaz
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    • Mar 2006
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    #2
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    • Evil Chris
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      • Dec 2001
      • 13247

      #3
      I miss the McKenzie brothers.


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      • Tempest
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • May 2004
        • 10217

        #4
        You missed "Sushi eating" in your sterotyping of BC residents.... eh..

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        • Dagwolf
          President of Canada
          • Sep 2003
          • 23141

          #5
          You go ahead, I'll catch up later ,eh? There's a frickin' moose eating my igloo and the polar bear's off his leash.
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          • soulbleed
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            #6
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            • Abithefiend
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              • Nov 2005
              • 756

              #7
              It's a lot easier to do an Australian one! 'Eh' is the only Canadianism I know.

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              • Thomas1007
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                • Aug 2002
                • 5542

                #8
                Originally posted by Dagwolf
                You go ahead, I'll catch up later ,eh? There's a frickin' moose eating my igloo and the polar bear's off his leash.
                lmao
                hold up eh, my squaw broke the icebox in my igloo and my kid licked the antenna pole and his tongue is stuck now eh.
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                • Evil Chris
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                  • Dec 2001
                  • 13247

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Abithefiend
                  It's a lot easier to do an Australian one! 'Eh' is the only Canadianism I know.
                  Come on.... it's easy.

                  Just think hockey pucks, Tim Horton's, poutine and doughnuts.


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                  • Evil Chris
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                    • Dec 2001
                    • 13247

                    #10
                    Here's one from BC.

                    What's the deal with all the square rear-view mirrors???


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                    • JFK
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                      • Jan 2002
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                      #11
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                        #12
                        this thread is worthless without pics of hot canadian girls

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                        • 2HousePlague
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                          • Jul 2004
                          • 14572

                          #13
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                          • ready lube
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                            #14
                            canadian bacon isn't real bacon 'eh

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                            • pussyluver
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                              • Mar 2003
                              • 11009

                              #15
                              If I lived in the US, I'd vote for.....
                              Americans are stupid (Note Canadians are American too).
                              Bush is an idiot!
                              Why don't they just impeach him...
                              Damn exchange rate, the dollars is down to....


                              we'll there's a few

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                              • RogerV10
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                                #16
                                What are you talking Aboot?

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                                • BobG
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                                  • Nov 2003
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                                  #17
                                  what's this thread abewt again?

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                                  • Goldmaniacs
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                                    • Dec 2005
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                                    #18
                                    I dont know in which small town near the north pole you are living but most Canadians these days speak either Punjab or Mandarin.
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                                    • RogerV10
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by pussyluver
                                      If I lived in the US, I'd vote for.....
                                      Americans are stupid (Note Canadians are American too).
                                      Bush is an idiot!
                                      Why don't they just impeach him...
                                      Damn exchange rate, the dollars is down to....


                                      we'll there's a few
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                                      • Spunky
                                        I need a beer
                                        • Jun 2002
                                        • 133978

                                        #20
                                        I have yet to hear a Canadian talk like that,since Bob and Doug Mckenzie

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                                        • NoWhErE
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                                          • Sep 2005
                                          • 10583

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Abithefiend
                                          It's a lot easier to do an Australian one! 'Eh' is the only Canadianism I know.


                                          Australian is super easy, especially the Sydney accent. All you have to do is answer your own questions.

                                          I.e : Oy! What color are your jeans, blue?

                                          Oy! Whats your name? Sheila?
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                                          • BusterBunny
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                                            • Aug 2005
                                            • 19291

                                            #22
                                            we are so much better than them snooty americans dontcha know
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                                            • Elli
                                              Reach for those stars!
                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 17991

                                              #23
                                              How bout that weather, eh? Cold enough for ya? Makes me wanna go home and throw on another parka and get my ma to make me a new toque!
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                                              • SilentKnight
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                                                • Oct 2005
                                                • 24812

                                                #24
                                                You're not considered a real Canuck unless you can properly pronounce Shubenecadie, Musquidoboit, Kejimkujik and Antigonish.

                                                Some of the easier places names to pronounce:

                                                Blow Me Down, Newfoundland
                                                Malignant Cove, Nova Scotia
                                                Dark Tickle, New Brunswick
                                                Swastika, Ontario
                                                Climax, Saskatchewan
                                                Shag Harbour, Nova Scotia
                                                Dildo, Newfoundland

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                                                • Elli
                                                  Reach for those stars!
                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 17991

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                  You're not considered a real Canuck unless you can properly pronounce Shubenecadie, Musquidoboit, Kejimkujik and Antigonish.

                                                  Some of the easier places names to pronounce:

                                                  Blow Me Down, Newfoundland
                                                  Malignant Cove, Nova Scotia
                                                  Dark Tickle, New Brunswick
                                                  Swastika, Ontario
                                                  Climax, Saskatchewan
                                                  Shag Harbour, Nova Scotia
                                                  Dildo, Newfoundland
                                                  Don't forget Clayquot Sound, Spuzzum, Beaverdell, and Skookumchuk!
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                                                  • Evil Chris
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                                                    • Dec 2001
                                                    • 13247

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                    You're not considered a real Canuck unless you can properly pronounce Shubenecadie, Musquidoboit, Kejimkujik and Antigonish.

                                                    Some of the easier places names to pronounce:

                                                    Blow Me Down, Newfoundland
                                                    Malignant Cove, Nova Scotia
                                                    Dark Tickle, New Brunswick
                                                    Swastika, Ontario
                                                    Climax, Saskatchewan
                                                    Shag Harbour, Nova Scotia
                                                    Dildo, Newfoundland
                                                    You also have Little Heart's Ease, Newfoundland


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                                                    • Jason
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                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 4287

                                                      #27
                                                      thats what i'ma talkin abouuuuuuuuu, eh
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                                                      • madawgz
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                                                        • Mar 2006
                                                        • 30509

                                                        #28
                                                        eh? why you making fun of canadians?
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                                                        • nico-t
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                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                          • 29901

                                                          #29
                                                          well i cant fucking find any differences in canadian and us accents..... but hey i only see em on tv

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                                                          • Bdiddy
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by soulbleed
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                                                            • Dwreck
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                                                              • Nov 2002
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                                                              #31
                                                              This is a soft spot for me! Don't get me started! hahaha
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                                                              • Fabien
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                                                                • Jul 2003
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                                                                #32
                                                                De quoi tu parles stie ?

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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Lolol Canada!!!

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                                                                  • Jman
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                                                                    #34
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                                                                    • pornstar2pac
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                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                      • 17380

                                                                      #35
                                                                      are you going to eat that jelly donut, eh?
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                                                                      • The Sultan Of Smut
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                                                                        • Dec 2004
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Give 'er

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                                                                        • Evil Chris
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                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                          • 13247

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Anyone from Winnipeg? "The Peg"

                                                                          Portage and Main, 30 below. Coldest intersection in North American.


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                                                                          • cool1
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                                                                            • Sep 2001
                                                                            • 24939

                                                                            #38
                                                                            How Zit Goan, Eh
                                                                            While in The Peg I hit up a Booze can and spent me pogey on a 2,4 Uh Blue and a 26er of JD
                                                                            it wasn't any of the 5 point 0 shit, this gives ya Skull Cramp eh!
                                                                            got good and buzzed and passed out on the chesterfield
                                                                            Now to go get me a double-double at Tim's

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                                                                            • cool1
                                                                              sex is good
                                                                              • Sep 2001
                                                                              • 24939

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Evil Chris
                                                                              Anyone from Winnipeg? "The Peg"

                                                                              Portage and Main, 30 below. Coldest intersection in North American.
                                                                              Yep but try 35 to 40 below C in winter and 35 above C in summer

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                                                                                #40
                                                                                lol silly canadians

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                                                                                • RawAlex
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                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                  • 9465

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  You forgot about St Louis de Ha!-Ha!, Quebec.



                                                                                  Alex

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                                                                                  • Xain
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                                                                                    • May 2006
                                                                                    • 24

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Evil Chris
                                                                                    ok eh... so like this is the thread where you like... speak like someone from the great white north. ok.

                                                                                    So like... pass me a beer, eh?

                                                                                    Oh and yeah eh... you can get uh... what's that word again? REGIONAL too eh? So like, if you don't want to talk like a hoser, you can always switch into a newfie or a Cape Bretoner, or even a tree hugging, Starbucks drinking British Columbian. The choice is yours eh?

                                                                                    Just one rule eh. Nobody mentions aboot. We don't say that eh.

                                                                                    ok go.

                                                                                    by the way, that's ME on lead guitar eh.
                                                                                    You are using "eh" wrong a lot of the time. Eh is used as a confirmation..much like a verbal question mark. Eh comes natural to us Canadians, but we can't force it otherwise we end up putting it where it doesn't belong.

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                                                                                    • Penthouse Tony
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Fun being a Canucks in here, eh?
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                                                                                      • gecko
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                                                                                        • Jun 2002
                                                                                        • 21846

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Moose run rampant.
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                                                                                        • Geddy Lee
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          This thread reeks of racism.


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                                                                                          • iWeb_Allan
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                                                                                            • Mar 2006
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Evil Chris
                                                                                            Anyone from Winnipeg? "The Peg"

                                                                                            Portage and Main, 30 below. Coldest intersection in North American.
                                                                                            Been to Winnipeg twice. Got my butt frozen on my first trip as I packed light silly fob
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                                                                                            • Elli
                                                                                              Reach for those stars!
                                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                                              • 17991

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by iWeb_Allan
                                                                                              Been to Winnipeg twice. Got my butt frozen on my first trip as I packed light silly fob
                                                                                              I can't be the only kid who made snow tunnels and caves in the backyard in Winnipeg when I was 6-10 years old. That was awesome. My parents could never find me. (My grandparents lived there on Wellington Cres.)
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                                                                                              • ANAL PASTE
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                                                                                                #48
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                                                                                                • Vitasoy
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  The great ol' red and white


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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Evil Chris - I'm hungry, what's for dinner, eh?
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