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munki · 05-17-2006, 01:49 PM

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by kids)

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if
you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she
should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out
later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be
yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

(1) Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen
long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that
Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
columns. -- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

( 1 ) When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to
mess with that - - Curt, age 7

(3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

(1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing.
I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. -- Theodore, age 8

(2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys
need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

(1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8

And the ..1 Favorite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like
a truck. -- Ricky, age 10

gimo33 · 05-17-2006, 01:52 PM

LOL funny shit

Rochard · 05-17-2006, 01:52 PM

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like
a truck. -- Ricky, age 10

That's classic.

xxxoutsourcing · 05-17-2006, 01:57 PM

That was funny though it's God damn true. Nice one.......

munki · 05-17-2006, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like
a truck. -- Ricky, age 10

That's classic.

From the mouths of babys truth is revealed.

Abithefiend · 05-17-2006, 02:00 PM

Lmao awww bless em!

BluewireAngie · 05-17-2006, 02:36 PM

(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
columns. -- Craig, age 9

lol

Th!nk · 05-17-2006, 02:38 PM

oh that's cute...kids these days

Drake · 05-17-2006, 02:41 PM

Brilliant kids

World Expert Internet Service · 05-17-2006, 02:45 PM

lol...young and dumb

Sosa · 05-17-2006, 02:48 PM

lol funny

WebairGerard · 05-17-2006, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like
a truck. -- Ricky, age 10

That's classic.

MaddCaz · 05-17-2006, 02:56 PM

does she swallow??

Manowar · 05-17-2006, 02:57 PM

muahah

Spyce · 05-17-2006, 03:06 PM

LOL! Too funny!

aimeesweet · 05-17-2006, 03:11 PM

sooo cute

majorbitch · 05-17-2006, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikyMunki

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like
a truck. -- Ricky, age 10

Oh my god.. that's hilarious! Total classic haha

Big Red Machine · 05-17-2006, 03:13 PM

Thats a funny list
(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
I'm with Freddie on this one....lol

madawgz · 05-17-2006, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like
a truck. -- Ricky, age 10

That's classic.

he knows what hes talking about

MsWild · 05-18-2006, 04:02 PM

lol funny

RhiannonAPM · 05-18-2006, 04:13 PM

Oh man thats funny!!! Kids say the darndest things!!!

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munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,393	How Do You Decide Whom To Marry? HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by kids) (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 (2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? (1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? (1) Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? (1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure) (2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10 WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? (1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig, age 9 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? ( 1 ) When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 (2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that - - Curt, age 7 (3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? (1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. -- Theodore, age 8 (2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child) HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? (1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8 And the ..1 Favorite is........ HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? (1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10 __________________ “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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