Who would buy this shit???? Gel Drops for the toilet? - GoFuckYourself.com

Ordo · 05-17-2006, 10:15 PM

May 17th, 2006 Dayton, Ohio - Gel Drops
Dr. Varlin P. Mills of Dayton Ohio demonstrates what he coined the Gel Drop, a capsule containing a gelatinus styrol copolymer that when dropped in water expands and gelates.

"I work with many models who come to me wanting to know how to rid themselves of what I refer to as Crack Achne. When someone is on the toilet, dirty water splashes them in the rear end causing blemishes and achne in that area." Dr Varlin explained.

As Dr. Varlin demonstrated on his toilet, the Gel Drops quickly expand and gelate in the water which catches fecal matter and hardens around it causing it to fall through to be flushed resulting in no splashing and actually a quite pleasant smell. The remaining gel closes the gap. Each Gel Drop lasts about a week and come in a box of 14.

AmateurFlix · 05-17-2006, 10:26 PM

lol wtf is that?

nofx · 05-17-2006, 10:28 PM

thats fucking ingenious

he will make a lot of money

jacked · 05-17-2006, 10:29 PM

thats the worst feeling in the world this guy deserves a nobel prize

Ordo · 05-18-2006, 12:06 AM

LOL I thought for sure this would get more comments.

Truth is I made it all up out of boredom reading through the stuff here. lol

So go out and make a million by stealing my idea. haha

zigx · 05-18-2006, 12:18 AM

LOL!

dood how cool would that be though! drop that in someone's toilet....
they sit down...
dont hear the satisfying ker-plunk... look down like wtf? and see a shit suspended in mid air

rowan · 05-18-2006, 12:19 AM

What's wrong with a few squares of toilet paper plonked in before you start dropping your bombs?

madawgz · 05-18-2006, 12:27 AM

yep, that guys going to become a millionaire

reynold · 05-18-2006, 03:11 AM

that could be a good stuff and many will buy it and would make him a millionaire.

PussyTeenies · 05-18-2006, 03:17 AM

good idea

Choppa · 05-18-2006, 03:20 AM

wow another self made millionaire im guessing

05-17-2006, 10:15 PM	#1
Ordo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,186	Who would buy this shit???? Gel Drops for the toilet? May 17th, 2006 Dayton, Ohio - Gel Drops Dr. Varlin P. Mills of Dayton Ohio demonstrates what he coined the Gel Drop, a capsule containing a gelatinus styrol copolymer that when dropped in water expands and gelates. "I work with many models who come to me wanting to know how to rid themselves of what I refer to as Crack Achne. When someone is on the toilet, dirty water splashes them in the rear end causing blemishes and achne in that area." Dr Varlin explained. As Dr. Varlin demonstrated on his toilet, the Gel Drops quickly expand and gelate in the water which catches fecal matter and hardens around it causing it to fall through to be flushed resulting in no splashing and actually a quite pleasant smell. The remaining gel closes the gap. Each Gel Drop lasts about a week and come in a box of 14. __________________ Savor Premium Affiliate Area Here

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05-18-2006, 12:06 AM	#5
Ordo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,186	LOL I thought for sure this would get more comments. Truth is I made it all up out of boredom reading through the stuff here. lol So go out and make a million by stealing my idea. haha __________________ Savor Premium Affiliate Area Here

05-18-2006, 12:18 AM	#6
zigx Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Burlingame CA Posts: 1,430	LOL! dood how cool would that be though! drop that in someone's toilet.... they sit down... dont hear the satisfying ker-plunk... look down like wtf? and see a shit suspended in mid air __________________ _,.:'`- Club JK . com --> 60% payouts RSS, Hosteds, POTD, Your Mother, etc... CCBill

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