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Ordo 05-17-2006 10:15 PM

Who would buy this shit???? Gel Drops for the toilet?
 
May 17th, 2006 Dayton, Ohio - Gel Drops
Dr. Varlin P. Mills of Dayton Ohio demonstrates what he coined the Gel Drop, a capsule containing a gelatinus styrol copolymer that when dropped in water expands and gelates.

"I work with many models who come to me wanting to know how to rid themselves of what I refer to as Crack Achne. When someone is on the toilet, dirty water splashes them in the rear end causing blemishes and achne in that area." Dr Varlin explained.

As Dr. Varlin demonstrated on his toilet, the Gel Drops quickly expand and gelate in the water which catches fecal matter and hardens around it causing it to fall through to be flushed resulting in no splashing and actually a quite pleasant smell. The remaining gel closes the gap. Each Gel Drop lasts about a week and come in a box of 14.

AmateurFlix 05-17-2006 10:26 PM

lol wtf is that?

nofx 05-17-2006 10:28 PM

thats fucking ingenious

he will make a lot of money

jacked 05-17-2006 10:29 PM

thats the worst feeling in the world this guy deserves a nobel prize

Ordo 05-18-2006 12:06 AM

LOL I thought for sure this would get more comments.

Truth is I made it all up out of boredom reading through the stuff here. lol

So go out and make a million by stealing my idea. haha

zigx 05-18-2006 12:18 AM

LOL!

dood how cool would that be though! drop that in someone's toilet....
they sit down...
dont hear the satisfying ker-plunk... look down like wtf? and see a shit suspended in mid air

rowan 05-18-2006 12:19 AM

What's wrong with a few squares of toilet paper plonked in before you start dropping your bombs?

madawgz 05-18-2006 12:27 AM

yep, that guys going to become a millionaire :1orglaugh

reynold 05-18-2006 03:11 AM

that could be a good stuff and many will buy it and would make him a millionaire.

PussyTeenies 05-18-2006 03:17 AM

good idea

Choppa 05-18-2006 03:20 AM

wow another self made millionaire im guessing :thumbsup


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