Did you just hear the most absurd thing ever? (on Fox News) - GoFuckYourself.com

mardigras · 05-17-2006, 08:10 AM

They were talking to a woman who had an alligator force it's way into her house. She and (I think she said her) mother had tried to beat it back with a shovel and trying to hold a dog door shut with a pole but it kept coming after them. She finally ended up shooting it. Keep in mind, this was INSIDE her house. She told Fox News she got a warning ticket for "hunting without a license".

Screaming · 05-17-2006, 08:12 AM

well.. she did shoot it..

Basic_man · 05-17-2006, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Screaming

well.. she did shoot it..

Yeah, but they were just saving their life (at least, their legs) !!

CheneyRumsfeld · 05-17-2006, 08:17 AM

self defense is a crime

E$_manager · 05-17-2006, 08:23 AM

what else could she do.
She had to defend herself

E$_manager · 05-17-2006, 08:28 AM

what did she do with the body? Fox news didn't notice?

crockett · 05-17-2006, 08:32 AM

Fox New is just the new Jerry Springer.. They come of with the most off the wall shit. Probably pay people to tell stupid stories like this.

georgeyw · 05-17-2006, 08:38 AM

LMAO!

Unrelated but just as absurd. Didn't a guy go to jail in Texas for swearing in a public place?

EdgeXXX · 05-17-2006, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

LMAO!

Unrelated but just as absurd. Didn't a guy go to jail in Texas for swearing in a public place?

I seriously doubt that. I have sworn in public in front of officers before and never even gotten a ticket.

dissipate · 05-17-2006, 08:45 AM

Its the south - enough said.

VicJay · 05-17-2006, 08:47 AM

This story is kind of funny

georgeyw · 05-17-2006, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

I seriously doubt that. I have sworn in public in front of officers before and never even gotten a ticket.

I'm 100% sure it was in the states, perhaps not in Texas. It would have bout ~4 or 5 years ago from memory..

doing a bit of a search now

mOrrI · 05-17-2006, 08:52 AM

Funny shit... :D
imagine if it was a animal specie that's allmost extinct... :P

HighSociety · 05-17-2006, 08:54 AM

I live in Florida and 3 people died last week from gators, people are freaking out and calling 911 everytime they see a gator in a lake or whatever, there are over a million in Florida and the news is asking people to stop calling 911. The lady that shot the gator was just on the news. she said is was after her dog so she shot it and she did get a warning LOL.

mardigras · 05-17-2006, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by VicJay

This story is kind of funny

It was at first, then I started thinking about an idiot who needs to be transferred to a desk job.

KRL · 05-17-2006, 09:18 AM

ANAL PASTE · 05-17-2006, 09:41 AM

they look very friendly to me. anybody know where I can buy one for my little cousins BD? he's turning 6 next month

WDchris · 05-17-2006, 09:44 AM

it all depends on who you like better. the alligator or the woman.

pornguy · 05-17-2006, 09:51 AM

The thing that people dont realize about a gator, is that they WILL go after small children, and pets. And sometimes large pets. they dont call labs gatorbait for nothing. Labs love to swim.

As for the guy that gave the woman the ticket for the hunting thing. He should be shot. Even if they letf out of the story that the gatro left, and she went after it.

SilentKnight · 05-17-2006, 10:08 AM

Next thing we'll hear is a lawyer sueing the woman on behalf of the dead gator's offspring.

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