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eru · 05-19-2002, 07:13 AM

Does anyone here work on your web-sites in your college dorm when your roommate is around? Do they care?

I'm just curious whether or not you guy s ever had the roommate from hell (ie, born-again Christian) who was totally against porn.

-eru

FlyingIguana · 05-19-2002, 07:15 AM

porn will make u go to hell...

eru · 05-19-2002, 07:15 AM

It's better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven.

-eru

Satan · 05-19-2002, 07:22 AM

I love this post ;)

Sly_RJ · 05-19-2002, 07:24 AM

I am evil.

Shooter · 05-19-2002, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eru
It's better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven.

-eru

missnglnk · 05-19-2002, 07:26 AM

Just ask them to show you their wallet.

LoveAsianChicks · 05-19-2002, 07:28 AM

Ignore him. You have every right to do your work!! if he doesn't like it, tell him not to watch you work.

You want some fun at college. Your roommate sounds like a fag. I'm serious.
Everytime you bring back a girl, a beer, or anything fun, this fellow is going to complain and say your a sinner.
Ditch the fool unless he is a friend or something.

eru · 05-19-2002, 07:33 AM

Actually, I'm not in college yet. I'm slated to have a single room just for this matter.

Scenerio 1:

"Hey man, you make porn sites?"
"Yea."
"Can I see some porn?"
"Umm, O.K."

Next Day.

"Hey man, you make porn sites?"
"Yea."
"Can I see some porn?"
"Umm, O.K."

Next Day.

"Hey man, you make porn sites?"
"Yea."
"Can I see some porn?"
"Umm, O.K."

Next Week.

"Hey man, you make porn sites?"
"Yea."
"Can you teach me how to make it?"
"Ugh..."

Scenerio 2:

"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!"
"Tasteful Nude Photography with a slightly erotic motif."
"THAT'S EVIL!! THE LORD DOES NOT APPROVE!"
"I use Jesus Hosting."
"HEATHEN!"
"Right..."

-eru

Brown Bear · 05-19-2002, 07:35 AM

Get him really drunk then beat the crap out of him and tell him that he is now your bitch and if he ever says shit about you making porn sites again you will shoot a big load of cum on his pillow when he's not there.

lawpal · 05-19-2002, 07:36 AM

Heres a different take:

"Hey man, you make porn sites?"
"Yea."
"Can I see some porn?"
"Sorry, its a pay site and my job. You gotta join so I can make some money to buy my school books, food, beer, and take my girl out for dinner."

That ought to shut him up.

Sly_RJ · 05-19-2002, 07:39 AM

You should use Jesus Dialer. That will make it all A-OK in the eyes of the Lord.

Brown Bear · 05-19-2002, 07:41 AM

Heres a different take:

"Hey man, you make porn sites?"
"Yea."
"Can I see some porn?"
"Well, I was just about to whip my cock out and start jerkin off, but I suppose you can pull up a chair and we can jerk it together"

chodadog · 05-19-2002, 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear
Heres a different take:

"Hey man, you make porn sites?"
"Yea."
"Can I see some porn?"
"Well, I was just about to whip my cock out and start jerkin off, but I suppose you can pull up a chair and we can jerk it together"

lmao.

Rod · 05-19-2002, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eru
Does anyone here work on your web-sites in your college dorm when your roommate is around? Do they care?

I'm just curious whether or not you guy s ever had the roommate from hell (ie, born-again Christian) who was totally against porn.

-eru

Almost every college students I know just dont care....most of them LOVE porn

There are no longer christian students in college....wel, at least at the one I go

Milton · 05-19-2002, 08:33 AM

Corona · 05-19-2002, 08:34 AM

Tell him that it is an all-male fisting site and you have been looking for some new models.

Brown Bear · 05-19-2002, 08:36 AM

Heres a different take:

"Hey man, you make porn sites?"
"Yea."
"Can I see some porn?"
"Sure, but better yet, why don't we just make some of our own porn? We can setup the camera and I'll fuck you in the ass and we can sell it to this guy called Boneprone"

winter · 05-19-2002, 11:21 AM

I've had 4 different roomates in the last few years. None of them cared if I was working on my sites while they were there. Although, I tried not to, just out of courtesy. Almost all of my roomates want me to show them how to make sites this summer, I doubt one of them will actually succeed.

One of my roomates, who didn't have a computer, used my frequently. One day my friend and I came back from dinner and he was using my comp, and I noticed him quickly trying to close all these porn windows. We didn't think anything of it, until my friend noticed my roomate wasn't wearing pants. So yeah, he was about to jack off, it was a pretty funny scene, and we all just laughed about it.

zip · 05-19-2002, 12:20 PM

Heres a different take:

"Hey man, you make porn sites?"
-"Yea."
"Can I see some porn?"
-"Sure"
"Looks nice! How much can you trade?"

Pipecrew · 05-19-2002, 01:54 PM

I truly had the roomate from hell, Although I got even, I stole his girlfriend for a week

pissed in his 40 of St Ides and took his toothbrush into the smelliest kids room on our floor and left it in their toilet, only to retrieve it an hour later......... aww countless things I did.......

Beastiepoo · 05-19-2002, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eru
Scenerio 2:

"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!"
"Tasteful Nude Photography with a slightly erotic motif."
"THAT'S EVIL!! THE LORD DOES NOT APPROVE!"
"I use Jesus Hosting."
"HEATHEN!"
"Right..."

This is my favourite!

TheEnforcer · 05-19-2002, 04:10 PM

Hehehe. Who cares about the other student! My PROFESSORS loved to hear about my job!! :>)))

Marv · 05-19-2002, 04:44 PM

Are you jacking me? What college are you going to. If your roommate is your average college student, he wouldn't give jack shit about you running an adult site. In fact, he'll probably like you for it. After all, who doesn't want a roommate that can get ya free porn?

eru · 05-19-2002, 06:29 PM

The college has me slated for a single room. Do you think I should ask them if it is too late for me to move to a double?

-eru

BrettJ · 05-19-2002, 06:48 PM

I haven't lived in the dorms for a few years - but I was a god among dorks back then.

These days - I shoot some of my shit in my apartment - and my roommate is kind of a prude - doesn't like it when I do. Says it makes him feel like he lives in a porn studio.

I'm not sure what's wrong with that ...but oh well. He hasn't moved out yet - so it can't bother him that much.

Keev · 05-19-2002, 07:44 PM

The one threat i had when i was in the dorms was from the Advisor person, becuase in almost all schools dorm contract you are not allowed to run a business ou of your dorm and I guess techinically I was via the web and mailing out shit all the time but never with UPS or Fedex trucks.... But i ended up fighting with the guy who ran the dorms till he left me alone... as far as roomates tell him to move out....

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eru Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Hawai'i Posts: 2,612	Actually, I'm not in college yet. I'm slated to have a single room just for this matter. Scenerio 1: "Hey man, you make porn sites?" "Yea." "Can I see some porn?" "Umm, O.K." Next Day. "Hey man, you make porn sites?" "Yea." "Can I see some porn?" "Umm, O.K." Next Day. "Hey man, you make porn sites?" "Yea." "Can I see some porn?" "Umm, O.K." Next Week. "Hey man, you make porn sites?" "Yea." "Can you teach me how to make it?" "Ugh..." Scenerio 2: "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!" "Tasteful Nude Photography with a slightly erotic motif." "THAT'S EVIL!! THE LORD DOES NOT APPROVE!" "I use Jesus Hosting." "HEATHEN!" "Right..." -eru

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lawpal Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Miami Posts: 824	Heres a different take: "Hey man, you make porn sites?" "Yea." "Can I see some porn?" "Sorry, its a pay site and my job. You gotta join so I can make some money to buy my school books, food, beer, and take my girl out for dinner." That ought to shut him up.

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winter Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 570	I've had 4 different roomates in the last few years. None of them cared if I was working on my sites while they were there. Although, I tried not to, just out of courtesy. Almost all of my roomates want me to show them how to make sites this summer, I doubt one of them will actually succeed. One of my roomates, who didn't have a computer, used my frequently. One day my friend and I came back from dinner and he was using my comp, and I noticed him quickly trying to close all these porn windows. We didn't think anything of it, until my friend noticed my roomate wasn't wearing pants. So yeah, he was about to jack off, it was a pretty funny scene, and we all just laughed about it.

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Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	I truly had the roomate from hell, Although I got even, I stole his girlfriend for a week pissed in his 40 of St Ides and took his toothbrush into the smelliest kids room on our floor and left it in their toilet, only to retrieve it an hour later......... aww countless things I did.......

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eru Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Hawai'i Posts: 2,612	The college has me slated for a single room. Do you think I should ask them if it is too late for me to move to a double? -eru

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BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	I haven't lived in the dorms for a few years - but I was a god among dorks back then. These days - I shoot some of my shit in my apartment - and my roommate is kind of a prude - doesn't like it when I do. Says it makes him feel like he lives in a porn studio. I'm not sure what's wrong with that ...but oh well. He hasn't moved out yet - so it can't bother him that much.

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Keev Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 5,335	The one threat i had when i was in the dorms was from the Advisor person, becuase in almost all schools dorm contract you are not allowed to run a business ou of your dorm and I guess techinically I was via the web and mailing out shit all the time but never with UPS or Fedex trucks.... But i ended up fighting with the guy who ran the dorms till he left me alone... as far as roomates tell him to move out.... __________________ ReliableServers.com - NO REF LINK!