Blonde Jokes, To lighten the Gloomy Day - GoFuckYourself.com

Hot Tropical Babes · 05-19-2002, 04:44 PM

"I have the best Sis in the world, here's what she emailed me

Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A. A rebel without a clue!

Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.

Q. Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container?
A. Because it said (from) "Concentrate".

Q. What do you call 25 blondes standing ear to ear?
A. A wind tunnel.

Q. What do you call 10 blondes in a refridgerator?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You can park in the handicap zone.

Q. How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A. There's white-out on the screen.

Q. How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A. There's writing on the white-out.

Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing?
A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.

Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?
A. "Thanks for the refill!"

Q. Why do blondes have more fun?
A. They are easier to keep amused.

Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
A. To see what was on the other side.

Q. What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

Q. What do you get when you give a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A. Change.

Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle
after only 6 months?
A. Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years.

Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q. What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A. Spot.

Q. How do you drive a blonde crazy?
A. Give her a bag of M & M s and tell her to alphabetize them.

Q. What goes: VROOM... SCREECH... VROOM... SCREECH... VROOM... SCREECH?
A. A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Q. Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A. She missed.

Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?
A. "It's okay Daddy, I'm not hurt."

DamnFineOnline · 05-19-2002, 04:54 PM

hahaha nice... yah it is quite the shitty day for florida today, it's all nasty down here too..

Dreamman010 · 05-19-2002, 04:57 PM

Haha that's some funny shit

expect some bashing from people here, though

kenny · 05-19-2002, 05:01 PM

I like blondes

Hot Tropical Babes · 05-19-2002, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by Dreamman010
Haha that's some funny shit

expect some bashing from people here, though

I ain't too worried

Deb · 05-19-2002, 07:07 PM

HTB - hey gf! Thanks for the funnies. I was lmao.

*Hugs*
Deb

Hot Tropical Babes · 05-19-2002, 07:10 PM

DEB!!!!! Hi SWEETIE LTNS!!! I have been busting my ass the past few weeks,, had to come to the board and see what was going on

*HUGS*KISSES*

Deb · 05-19-2002, 07:25 PM

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Originally posted by Hot Tropical Babes
DEB!!!!! Hi SWEETIE LTNS!!! I have been busting my ass the past few weeks,, had to come to the board and see what was going on
*HUGS*KISSES*

I can see you've been working hard. Was just at Orgasmic and really like the redesign. Good job! You go girl!

*Hugs*
Deb

Lexxx · 05-19-2002, 07:36 PM

Very funny shit... gonna send it around

Hot Tropical Babes · 05-19-2002, 07:36 PM

aww thank you,, I am not even done with Orgasmic,, now cowboyup.ws is done and rocking,, !

Sugarpuss · 05-19-2002, 07:41 PM

GFY...I am a natural blonde and I am not like that!!!

Hot Tropical Babes · 05-19-2002, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sugarpuss
GFY...I am a natural blonde and I am not like that!!!

"It's A JOKE" HELLOOOOOO, anyone home?

Deb · 05-19-2002, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sugarpuss
GFY...I am a natural blonde and I am not like that!!!

The fact that you sound so 'hostile' about it makes me think that you are.

*Hugs*
Deb

Deb · 05-19-2002, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hot Tropical Babes

"It's A JOKE" HELLOOOOOO, anyone home?

The lights are on, but nobody's home.

*Hugs*
Deb

Dreamman010 · 05-19-2002, 07:46 PM

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Originally posted by Hot Tropical Babes

"It's A JOKE" HELLOOOOOO, anyone home?

Apparently not

Hot Tropical Babes · 05-19-2002, 07:47 PM

yeah I am simply the messanger here LOL

I have blonde streaks, but it didnt make me angry,, actually I thought it was funny as hell!

Deb · 05-19-2002, 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by Hot Tropical Babes
aww thank you,, I am not even done with Orgasmic,, now cowboyup.ws is done and rocking,, !

Just checked out cowboy too - very nice. Gotta love Autogallery Pro! I use it on my TGP2 site (The King of Porn & The Temple of Spooge) and I love it.

*Hugs*
Deb

Hot Tropical Babes · 05-19-2002, 07:55 PM

I dont know much about the tgp2's, i havent had the time to check them out... Looks nice!!!

I have been trying to build traffic on Cowboy, it is growing nicely. Its funny how changing the design can make or break you sometimes.

05-19-2002, 04:44 PM	#1
Hot Tropical Babes Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Orlando FL Posts: 3,014	Blonde Jokes, To lighten the Gloomy Day "I have the best Sis in the world, here's what she emailed me Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A. A rebel without a clue! Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion. Q. Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? A. Because it said (from) "Concentrate". Q. What do you call 25 blondes standing ear to ear? A. A wind tunnel. Q. What do you call 10 blondes in a refridgerator? A. Frosted Flakes. Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You can park in the handicap zone. Q. How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A. There's white-out on the screen. Q. How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer? A. There's writing on the white-out. Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing? A. She was run over by the zambonis machine. Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A. "Thanks for the refill!" Q. Why do blondes have more fun? A. They are easier to keep amused. Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other side. Q. What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? A. Pull the pin and throw it back. Q. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool. Q. What do you get when you give a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A. Change. Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months? A. Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years. Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper. Q. What did the blonde name her pet zebra? A. Spot. Q. How do you drive a blonde crazy? A. Give her a bag of M & M s and tell her to alphabetize them. Q. What goes: VROOM... SCREECH... VROOM... SCREECH... VROOM... SCREECH? A. A blonde going through a flashing red light. Q. Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A. She missed. Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase? A. "It's okay Daddy, I'm not hurt." __________________ <BR> Trade with Big Tits TGP Trade with Titman

05-19-2002, 04:57 PM	#3
Dreamman010 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada Posts: 1,081	Haha that's some funny shit expect some bashing from people here, though __________________ <a href="http://www2.famoushost.com/home.php" target="_blank"><b><FONT COLOR="FFFF00">www.FamousHost.com</font></b></a><br>Free Hosting With No Headers, Real FTP, <u>Get listed on the biggest TGP's with us!</u>

05-19-2002, 05:01 PM	#4
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05-19-2002, 07:10 PM	#7
Hot Tropical Babes Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Orlando FL Posts: 3,014	DEB!!!!! Hi SWEETIE LTNS!!! I have been busting my ass the past few weeks,, had to come to the board and see what was going on HUGSKISSES* __________________ <BR> Trade with Big Tits TGP Trade with Titman

05-19-2002, 07:36 PM	#9
Lexxx Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Boston Posts: 1,489	Very funny shit... gonna send it around __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

05-19-2002, 04:54 PM	#2
DamnFineOnline Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: palm beach, fl. Posts: 348	hahaha nice... yah it is quite the shitty day for florida today, it's all nasty down here too..

05-19-2002, 07:07 PM	#6
Deb Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Online somewhere, no doubt. Posts: 1,237	HTB - hey gf! Thanks for the funnies. I was lmao. Hugs Deb

05-19-2002, 07:41 PM	#11
Sugarpuss Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 288	GFY...I am a natural blonde and I am not like that!!! __________________ Sugarpuss ICQ #157958862 If you want quality content, you want MEGAFLIX

05-19-2002, 07:47 PM	#16
Hot Tropical Babes Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Orlando FL Posts: 3,014	yeah I am simply the messanger here LOL I have blonde streaks, but it didnt make me angry,, actually I thought it was funny as hell! __________________ <BR> Trade with Big Tits TGP Trade with Titman

05-19-2002, 07:55 PM	#18
Hot Tropical Babes Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Orlando FL Posts: 3,014	I dont know much about the tgp2's, i havent had the time to check them out... Looks nice!!! I have been trying to build traffic on Cowboy, it is growing nicely. Its funny how changing the design can make or break you sometimes. __________________ <BR> Trade with Big Tits TGP Trade with Titman