Blonde Jokes, To lighten the Gloomy Day
 

"I have the best Sis in the world, here's what she emailed me :)


Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A. A rebel without a clue!


Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.


Q. Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container?
A. Because it said (from) "Concentrate".


Q. What do you call 25 blondes standing ear to ear?
A. A wind tunnel.


Q. What do you call 10 blondes in a refridgerator?
A. Frosted Flakes.


Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You can park in the handicap zone.


Q. How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A. There's white-out on the screen.


Q. How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A. There's writing on the white-out.


Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing?
A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.


Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?
A. "Thanks for the refill!"


Q. Why do blondes have more fun?
A. They are easier to keep amused.


Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
A. To see what was on the other side.


Q. What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.


Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.


Q. What do you get when you give a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A. Change.


Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle
after only 6 months?
A. Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years.


Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.


Q. What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A. Spot.


Q. How do you drive a blonde crazy?
A. Give her a bag of M & M s and tell her to alphabetize them.


Q. What goes: VROOM... SCREECH... VROOM... SCREECH... VROOM... SCREECH?
A. A blonde going through a flashing red light.


Q. Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A. She missed.


Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?
A. "It's okay Daddy, I'm not hurt."
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:1orglaugh

hahaha nice... yah it is quite the shitty day for florida today, it's all nasty down here too..

Haha that's some funny shit

expect some bashing from people here, though

:1orglaugh

I like blondes

I ain't too worried :Graucho

HTB - hey gf! Thanks for the funnies. I was lmao. :thumbsup

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Deb

DEB!!!!! Hi SWEETIE LTNS!!! I have been busting my ass the past few weeks,, had to come to the board and see what was going on :Graucho
*HUGS*KISSES*

I can see you've been working hard. Was just at Orgasmic and really like the redesign. Good job! You go girl! :thumbsup

*Hugs*
Deb

Very funny shit... gonna send it around :thumbsup

aww thank you,, I am not even done with Orgasmic,, now cowboyup.ws is done and rocking,, !

GFY...I am a natural blonde and I am not like that!!!

"It's A JOKE" HELLOOOOOO, anyone home?

The fact that you sound so 'hostile' about it makes me think that you are. :Graucho

*Hugs*
Deb

The lights are on, but nobody's home. :1orglaugh

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Deb

Apparently not :helpme

yeah I am simply the messanger here LOL


I have blonde streaks, but it didnt make me angry,, actually I thought it was funny as hell!

Just checked out cowboy too - very nice. Gotta love Autogallery Pro! I use it on my TGP2 site (The King of Porn & The Temple of Spooge) and I love it.

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Deb

I dont know much about the tgp2's, i havent had the time to check them out... Looks nice!!! :) I have been trying to build traffic on Cowboy, it is growing nicely. Its funny how changing the design can make or break you sometimes.