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Old 05-16-2006, 10:09 PM   #1
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What keeps you from getting laid...
I know nothing will keep some people from having sex, and for me the only thing I could think of was explosive diarrhea.
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Old 05-16-2006, 10:10 PM   #2
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Explosive diarhea... there has to be a story "buried" in there somewhere...
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Old 05-16-2006, 10:10 PM   #3
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Old 05-16-2006, 10:12 PM   #4
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Old 05-16-2006, 10:15 PM   #5
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Explosive diarhea... there has to be a story "buried" in there somewhere...
haha no doubt.. past experience
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Old 05-16-2006, 10:53 PM   #6
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It's never happened to me, but I would have to guess that it would stop me in my tracks if it did.

The other thing I thought of is if it's her time of the month, sometimes I'd pass.
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Old 05-16-2006, 11:50 PM   #7
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Diseases... thats really one thing in my mind...
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Old 05-16-2006, 11:58 PM   #8
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Old 05-17-2006, 12:06 AM   #9
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Old 05-17-2006, 12:10 AM   #10
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Old 05-17-2006, 12:11 AM   #11
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lol u wish
You obviously don't know me...
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Old 05-17-2006, 12:27 AM   #12
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Old 05-17-2006, 12:35 AM   #13
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Old 05-17-2006, 01:32 AM   #14
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Old 05-17-2006, 01:44 AM   #15
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Old 05-17-2006, 10:00 AM   #16
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Hahaha! I'm worried about that one catching up to me!
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Old 05-17-2006, 10:04 AM   #17
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My period.
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Old 05-17-2006, 10:11 AM   #20
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Old 05-17-2006, 10:13 AM   #21
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